My parents saw my dick pics

[iqi]

Uhh, so I'm so fucked rn. I was up last night on Snap cuz I was horny and wanted some nudes. I got some and fell asleep with cum in my hands and my dick out of my pants . Next thing I know, I'm woken up by my dad with no idea of what's going on. My clock was off, so idk what time it was, probs around 4:30 or thereabouts.

He leads me into the living room, and the first fucking thing he does is show me my phone with a picture of my dick with a ruler beside it (a pic I took as proof of my size for whatever reason) and asks me what the fuck I'm doing. A lot of shit happened, but long story short, idk why, but my sister went into my room to get sum at like 3:00 AM (fucking weirdo) and heard noises coming from my bed (phone on TT or sum probs). She goes to investigate and finds my phone unlocked. Being the jackass she is, she goes through it and looks at my IG and Snap (I have an alt account on IG that I send pics and links and wtv to so I don't have to keep them on my phone). On my chats with the alt, she finds my dick pic.

Again, being the jackass she is, she went and woke my dad up and fucking showed him. My dad was pissed, so after waking me up, he sent me outside and fucking locked the door behind me. But he was downstairs, so I could js spy next to the window and hear what they were saying. My mom also got up after all the commotion, and my dad wanted her to "delete the account" (my chat with the account also had pics of girls, and he fixated on one of em that he thought I was talking to and who the dick pic was for, not heeding when I told him I've never sent it to anyone and it's for myself).

I don't know why my dad believes I get play, but he thought my DMs with people on Snapchat were for nudes, and I heard him saying, "ALL THESE PEOPLE HE'S DOING THIS SHIT WITH?" But those were old DMs, and the most recent one that I gooned to was some e-girl from Russia/China, and he was reading my texts out loud for my fucking mom, bro. I was talking some nonsense abt "Send one with ur pussy and toes in frame," and he was fucking reading it. OUT LOUD.

Anyways, my phone's seized rn, and I can't tell my friends what fucking happened cuz my parents will see the msgs on IG and realise I have another device (I'm texting from a motherboard and old hard drive I have with Gentoo on it that was below my bed ) apart from my PC and laptop, so basically I'm screwed. When do I get to kill em all ffs bro

This is not a shitpost btw, this is my life rn and i fucking hate it​

 

[NorWayItsOver]

Uhh, so I'm so fucked rn. I was up last night on Snap cuz I was horny and wanted some nudes. I got some and fell asleep with cum in my hands and my dick out of my pants . Next thing I know, I'm woken up by my dad with no idea of what's going on. My clock was off, so idk what time it was, probs around 4:30 or thereabouts.

He leads me into the living room, and the first fucking thing he does is show me my phone with a picture of my dick with a ruler beside it (a pic I took as proof of my size for whatever reason) and asks me what the fuck I'm doing. A lot of shit happened, but long story short, idk why, but my sister went into my room to get sum at like 3:00 AM (fucking weirdo) and heard noises coming from my bed (phone on TT or sum probs). She goes to investigate and finds my phone unlocked. Being the jackass she is, she goes through it and looks at my IG and Snap (I have an alt account on IG that I send pics and links and wtv to so I don't have to keep them on my phone). On my chats with the alt, she finds my dick pic.

Again, being the jackass she is, she went and woke my dad up and fucking showed him. My dad was pissed, so after waking me up, he sent me outside and fucking locked the door behind me. But he was downstairs, so I could js spy next to the window and hear what they were saying. My mom also got up after all the commotion, and my dad wanted her to "delete the account" (my chat with the account also had pics of girls, and he fixated on one of em that he thought I was talking to and who the dick pic was for, not heeding when I told him I've never sent it to anyone and it's for myself).

I don't know why my dad believes I get play, but he thought my DMs with people on Snapchat were for nudes, and I heard him saying, "ALL THESE PEOPLE HE'S DOING THIS SHIT WITH?" But those were old DMs, and the most recent one that I gooned to was some e-girl from Russia/China, and he was reading my texts out loud for my fucking mom, bro. I was talking some nonsense abt "Send one with ur pussy and toes in frame," and he was fucking reading it. OUT LOUD.

Anyways, my phone's seized rn, and I can't tell my friends what fucking happened cuz my parents will see the msgs on IG and realise I have another device (I'm texting from a motherboard and old hard drive I have with Gentoo on it that was below my bed ) apart from my PC and laptop, so basically I'm screwed. When do I get to kill em all ffs bro

This is not a shitpost btw, this is my life rn and i fucking hate it​

Lay your ass flat and just take it like a good boy ngl

 

[BOX13]

Dnr not wasting my time on your dick story

 

[chud10282892]

Dnr tales from kerala

 

[Daddy Dick]

DNR
They saw ur dick while wiping ur ass as a baby.

 

[HappyChud]

tales straight from mumbai

 

[iqi]

Dnr tales from kerala

im no where near to fucking india dawg

 

[iqi]

DNR
They saw ur dick while wiping ur ass as a baby.

its different now nigga

 

[trueillyrian]

DNR, tl;dr next time

 

[Daddy Dick]

its different now nigga

All in ur head

 

[iqi]

All in ur head

this gotta be bait

 

[dnr.niglet]

Just fucking lol

 

[Hollywood]

LOOOOOOOL

they seen ur dick when u was a kid, not a big deal
and it's family, u guys will forget about this super quick

 

[ghoulmania]

tell ur dad to compare size

 

[thickbitch]

Your dads a faggot imagine being pressed cause you're sons getting (e)play

 

[iqi]

LOOOOOOOL

they seen ur dick when u was a kid, not a big deal
and it's family, u guys will forget about this super quick

hes been looking for a reason to be on my ass for a while, i doubt hes letting go of ts any time soon

 

[Hollywood]

hes been looking for a reason to be on my ass for a while, i doubt hes letting go of ts any time soon

Just gotta take it like a man

He was your age once, and his Dad probably got on his ass too

Circle of life homeboy

 

[andrey5344]

DNR

 

[iqi]

DNR

theres a fucking tldr jackass

 

[iqi]

Just gotta take it like a man

He was your age once, and his Dad probably got on his ass too

Circle of life homeboy

he didnt have a dad and from what i heard from his mom he was a golden child

 

[rt6ldarboyo]

Uhh, so I'm so fucked rn. I was up last night on Snap cuz I was horny and wanted some nudes. I got some and fell asleep with cum in my hands and my dick out of my pants . Next thing I know, I'm woken up by my dad with no idea of what's going on. My clock was off, so idk what time it was, probs around 4:30 or thereabouts.

He leads me into the living room, and the first fucking thing he does is show me my phone with a picture of my dick with a ruler beside it (a pic I took as proof of my size for whatever reason) and asks me what the fuck I'm doing. A lot of shit happened, but long story short, idk why, but my sister went into my room to get sum at like 3:00 AM (fucking weirdo) and heard noises coming from my bed (phone on TT or sum probs). She goes to investigate and finds my phone unlocked. Being the jackass she is, she goes through it and looks at my IG and Snap (I have an alt account on IG that I send pics and links and wtv to so I don't have to keep them on my phone). On my chats with the alt, she finds my dick pic.

Again, being the jackass she is, she went and woke my dad up and fucking showed him. My dad was pissed, so after waking me up, he sent me outside and fucking locked the door behind me. But he was downstairs, so I could js spy next to the window and hear what they were saying. My mom also got up after all the commotion, and my dad wanted her to "delete the account" (my chat with the account also had pics of girls, and he fixated on one of em that he thought I was talking to and who the dick pic was for, not heeding when I told him I've never sent it to anyone and it's for myself).

I don't know why my dad believes I get play, but he thought my DMs with people on Snapchat were for nudes, and I heard him saying, "ALL THESE PEOPLE HE'S DOING THIS SHIT WITH?" But those were old DMs, and the most recent one that I gooned to was some e-girl from Russia/China, and he was reading my texts out loud for my fucking mom, bro. I was talking some nonsense abt "Send one with ur pussy and toes in frame," and he was fucking reading it. OUT LOUD.

Anyways, my phone's seized rn, and I can't tell my friends what fucking happened cuz my parents will see the msgs on IG and realise I have another device (I'm texting from a motherboard and old hard drive I have with Gentoo on it that was below my bed ) apart from my PC and laptop, so basically I'm screwed. When do I get to kill em all ffs bro

This is not a shitpost btw, this is my life rn and i fucking hate it​

Is this a satire?

 

[Hollywood]

he didnt have a dad and from what i heard from his mom he was a golden child

Well, be thankful you have a Dad to get on your ass in the first place then

He's the real victim in this, you're just a kid who's parents found out they were a horndog

 

[pozhy]

not cautious enough bro how’d u fall asleep right after

 

[iqi]

Is this a satire?

no bro this is my life rn

 

[MROK1231]

Uhh, so I'm so fucked rn. I was up last night on Snap cuz I was horny and wanted some nudes. I got some and fell asleep with cum in my hands and my dick out of my pants . Next thing I know, I'm woken up by my dad with no idea of what's going on. My clock was off, so idk what time it was, probs around 4:30 or thereabouts.

He leads me into the living room, and the first fucking thing he does is show me my phone with a picture of my dick with a ruler beside it (a pic I took as proof of my size for whatever reason) and asks me what the fuck I'm doing. A lot of shit happened, but long story short, idk why, but my sister went into my room to get sum at like 3:00 AM (fucking weirdo) and heard noises coming from my bed (phone on TT or sum probs). She goes to investigate and finds my phone unlocked. Being the jackass she is, she goes through it and looks at my IG and Snap (I have an alt account on IG that I send pics and links and wtv to so I don't have to keep them on my phone). On my chats with the alt, she finds my dick pic.

Again, being the jackass she is, she went and woke my dad up and fucking showed him. My dad was pissed, so after waking me up, he sent me outside and fucking locked the door behind me. But he was downstairs, so I could js spy next to the window and hear what they were saying. My mom also got up after all the commotion, and my dad wanted her to "delete the account" (my chat with the account also had pics of girls, and he fixated on one of em that he thought I was talking to and who the dick pic was for, not heeding when I told him I've never sent it to anyone and it's for myself).

I don't know why my dad believes I get play, but he thought my DMs with people on Snapchat were for nudes, and I heard him saying, "ALL THESE PEOPLE HE'S DOING THIS SHIT WITH?" But those were old DMs, and the most recent one that I gooned to was some e-girl from Russia/China, and he was reading my texts out loud for my fucking mom, bro. I was talking some nonsense abt "Send one with ur pussy and toes in frame," and he was fucking reading it. OUT LOUD.

Anyways, my phone's seized rn, and I can't tell my friends what fucking happened cuz my parents will see the msgs on IG and realise I have another device (I'm texting from a motherboard and old hard drive I have with Gentoo on it that was below my bed ) apart from my PC and laptop, so basically I'm screwed. When do I get to kill em all ffs bro

This is not a shitpost btw, this is my life rn and i fucking hate it​

stop making up fake stories to get reps

 

[iqi]

Well, be thankful you have a Dad to get on your ass in the first place then

He's the real victim in this, you're just a kid who's parents found out they were a horndog

dawg he was the one who married a 5'4 foid and made me hardstuck 5'6, its his fault he finds my phone in my bed rather than a girl

 

[iqi]

stop making up fake stories to get reps

wallahi billahi teriyaki on god ts real dawg

 

[iqi]

not cautious enough bro how’d u fall asleep right after

'twas W goons

 

[MROK1231]

wallahi billahi teriyaki on god ts real dawg

wtf is a teriyaki

 

[eka]

Genuinely hope this is tales

 

[KubiXX]

made up story nigga your dad is showing you dick pic on your phone then you hear your phone from your bedroom JFL

 

[iqi]

wtf is a teriyaki

japanese wallahi i think

 

[iqi]

made up story nigga your dad is showing you dick pic on your phone then you hear your phone from your bedroom JFL

what?

 

[xye]

Uhh, so I'm so fucked rn. I was up last night on Snap cuz I was horny and wanted some nudes. I got some and fell asleep with cum in my hands and my dick out of my pants . Next thing I know, I'm woken up by my dad with no idea of what's going on. My clock was off, so idk what time it was, probs around 4:30 or thereabouts.

He leads me into the living room, and the first fucking thing he does is show me my phone with a picture of my dick with a ruler beside it (a pic I took as proof of my size for whatever reason) and asks me what the fuck I'm doing. A lot of shit happened, but long story short, idk why, but my sister went into my room to get sum at like 3:00 AM (fucking weirdo) and heard noises coming from my bed (phone on TT or sum probs). She goes to investigate and finds my phone unlocked. Being the jackass she is, she goes through it and looks at my IG and Snap (I have an alt account on IG that I send pics and links and wtv to so I don't have to keep them on my phone). On my chats with the alt, she finds my dick pic.

Again, being the jackass she is, she went and woke my dad up and fucking showed him. My dad was pissed, so after waking me up, he sent me outside and fucking locked the door behind me. But he was downstairs, so I could js spy next to the window and hear what they were saying. My mom also got up after all the commotion, and my dad wanted her to "delete the account" (my chat with the account also had pics of girls, and he fixated on one of em that he thought I was talking to and who the dick pic was for, not heeding when I told him I've never sent it to anyone and it's for myself).

I don't know why my dad believes I get play, but he thought my DMs with people on Snapchat were for nudes, and I heard him saying, "ALL THESE PEOPLE HE'S DOING THIS SHIT WITH?" But those were old DMs, and the most recent one that I gooned to was some e-girl from Russia/China, and he was reading my texts out loud for my fucking mom, bro. I was talking some nonsense abt "Send one with ur pussy and toes in frame," and he was fucking reading it. OUT LOUD.

Anyways, my phone's seized rn, and I can't tell my friends what fucking happened cuz my parents will see the msgs on IG and realise I have another device (I'm texting from a motherboard and old hard drive I have with Gentoo on it that was below my bed ) apart from my PC and laptop, so basically I'm screwed. When do I get to kill em all ffs bro

This is not a shitpost btw, this is my life rn and i fucking hate it​

read every molecule mirin tales from pakistan

 

[aysz]

aint reading allat

 

[IsItTooLateToMaxx]

Uhh, so I'm so fucked rn. I was up last night on Snap cuz I was horny and wanted some nudes. I got some and fell asleep with cum in my hands and my dick out of my pants . Next thing I know, I'm woken up by my dad with no idea of what's going on. My clock was off, so idk what time it was, probs around 4:30 or thereabouts.

He leads me into the living room, and the first fucking thing he does is show me my phone with a picture of my dick with a ruler beside it (a pic I took as proof of my size for whatever reason) and asks me what the fuck I'm doing. A lot of shit happened, but long story short, idk why, but my sister went into my room to get sum at like 3:00 AM (fucking weirdo) and heard noises coming from my bed (phone on TT or sum probs). She goes to investigate and finds my phone unlocked. Being the jackass she is, she goes through it and looks at my IG and Snap (I have an alt account on IG that I send pics and links and wtv to so I don't have to keep them on my phone). On my chats with the alt, she finds my dick pic.

Again, being the jackass she is, she went and woke my dad up and fucking showed him. My dad was pissed, so after waking me up, he sent me outside and fucking locked the door behind me. But he was downstairs, so I could js spy next to the window and hear what they were saying. My mom also got up after all the commotion, and my dad wanted her to "delete the account" (my chat with the account also had pics of girls, and he fixated on one of em that he thought I was talking to and who the dick pic was for, not heeding when I told him I've never sent it to anyone and it's for myself).

I don't know why my dad believes I get play, but he thought my DMs with people on Snapchat were for nudes, and I heard him saying, "ALL THESE PEOPLE HE'S DOING THIS SHIT WITH?" But those were old DMs, and the most recent one that I gooned to was some e-girl from Russia/China, and he was reading my texts out loud for my fucking mom, bro. I was talking some nonsense abt "Send one with ur pussy and toes in frame," and he was fucking reading it. OUT LOUD.

Anyways, my phone's seized rn, and I can't tell my friends what fucking happened cuz my parents will see the msgs on IG and realise I have another device (I'm texting from a motherboard and old hard drive I have with Gentoo on it that was below my bed ) apart from my PC and laptop, so basically I'm screwed. When do I get to kill em all ffs bro

This is not a shitpost btw, this is my life rn and i fucking hate it​

jfl sisters such a weirdo for that, i see the bottom text but yet again im just hoping these were tales, for your own sake

 

[fantom0726]

why do u have the map flag in ur banner

 

[Sadist]

can’t decide between JFL and So Sad reacting so i’ll just rep

 

[kzch72]

Uhh, so I'm so fucked rn. I was up last night on Snap cuz I was horny and wanted some nudes. I got some and fell asleep with cum in my hands and my dick out of my pants . Next thing I know, I'm woken up by my dad with no idea of what's going on. My clock was off, so idk what time it was, probs around 4:30 or thereabouts.

He leads me into the living room, and the first fucking thing he does is show me my phone with a picture of my dick with a ruler beside it (a pic I took as proof of my size for whatever reason) and asks me what the fuck I'm doing. A lot of shit happened, but long story short, idk why, but my sister went into my room to get sum at like 3:00 AM (fucking weirdo) and heard noises coming from my bed (phone on TT or sum probs). She goes to investigate and finds my phone unlocked. Being the jackass she is, she goes through it and looks at my IG and Snap (I have an alt account on IG that I send pics and links and wtv to so I don't have to keep them on my phone). On my chats with the alt, she finds my dick pic.

Again, being the jackass she is, she went and woke my dad up and fucking showed him. My dad was pissed, so after waking me up, he sent me outside and fucking locked the door behind me. But he was downstairs, so I could js spy next to the window and hear what they were saying. My mom also got up after all the commotion, and my dad wanted her to "delete the account" (my chat with the account also had pics of girls, and he fixated on one of em that he thought I was talking to and who the dick pic was for, not heeding when I told him I've never sent it to anyone and it's for myself).

I don't know why my dad believes I get play, but he thought my DMs with people on Snapchat were for nudes, and I heard him saying, "ALL THESE PEOPLE HE'S DOING THIS SHIT WITH?" But those were old DMs, and the most recent one that I gooned to was some e-girl from Russia/China, and he was reading my texts out loud for my fucking mom, bro. I was talking some nonsense abt "Send one with ur pussy and toes in frame," and he was fucking reading it. OUT LOUD.

Anyways, my phone's seized rn, and I can't tell my friends what fucking happened cuz my parents will see the msgs on IG and realise I have another device (I'm texting from a motherboard and old hard drive I have with Gentoo on it that was below my bed ) apart from my PC and laptop, so basically I'm screwed. When do I get to kill em all ffs bro

This is not a shitpost btw, this is my life rn and i fucking hate it​

i havent had a good read in a while, thank you bro

 

[Fuldblod]

"Send one with ur pussy and toes in frame," and he was fucking reading it. OUT LOUD.

 

[lumified]

Uhh, so I'm so fucked rn. I was up last night on Snap cuz I was horny and wanted some nudes. I got some and fell asleep with cum in my hands and my dick out of my pants . Next thing I know, I'm woken up by my dad with no idea of what's going on. My clock was off, so idk what time it was, probs around 4:30 or thereabouts.

He leads me into the living room, and the first fucking thing he does is show me my phone with a picture of my dick with a ruler beside it (a pic I took as proof of my size for whatever reason) and asks me what the fuck I'm doing. A lot of shit happened, but long story short, idk why, but my sister went into my room to get sum at like 3:00 AM (fucking weirdo) and heard noises coming from my bed (phone on TT or sum probs). She goes to investigate and finds my phone unlocked. Being the jackass she is, she goes through it and looks at my IG and Snap (I have an alt account on IG that I send pics and links and wtv to so I don't have to keep them on my phone). On my chats with the alt, she finds my dick pic.

Again, being the jackass she is, she went and woke my dad up and fucking showed him. My dad was pissed, so after waking me up, he sent me outside and fucking locked the door behind me. But he was downstairs, so I could js spy next to the window and hear what they were saying. My mom also got up after all the commotion, and my dad wanted her to "delete the account" (my chat with the account also had pics of girls, and he fixated on one of em that he thought I was talking to and who the dick pic was for, not heeding when I told him I've never sent it to anyone and it's for myself).

I don't know why my dad believes I get play, but he thought my DMs with people on Snapchat were for nudes, and I heard him saying, "ALL THESE PEOPLE HE'S DOING THIS SHIT WITH?" But those were old DMs, and the most recent one that I gooned to was some e-girl from Russia/China, and he was reading my texts out loud for my fucking mom, bro. I was talking some nonsense abt "Send one with ur pussy and toes in frame," and he was fucking reading it. OUT LOUD.

Anyways, my phone's seized rn, and I can't tell my friends what fucking happened cuz my parents will see the msgs on IG and realise I have another device (I'm texting from a motherboard and old hard drive I have with Gentoo on it that was below my bed ) apart from my PC and laptop, so basically I'm screwed. When do I get to kill em all ffs bro

This is not a shitpost btw, this is my life rn and i fucking hate it​

Low t dad
What a cunt why would he care