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>DAD:
height
: 6'5"
diet: former carnivore; currently eats what’s available
income: 25k/month
eye color: light green
hair: average density, norwood 1

>MOM:
height
: 5'5"
diet: history of eating disorder; currently vegan
income: 0/month
eye color: dark brown
hair: low density, norwood 1


> @kenibba @Sceptical does anything need to be said?
 
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but vegans think its good to eat a vegan diat
 
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@valentine she's everything and he's just... there

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i enjoy this thread and want to make something similar, am i allowed?:owo:
 
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was your mom htb or something at her prime? why would your dad ever marry such a retarded bitch, i've never heard of a woman being vegan for longer than a year
 
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was your mom htb or something at her prime? why would your dad ever marry such a retarded bitch, i've never heard of a woman being vegan for longer than a year
my mom looked better before + she was leaning towards alt style/culture which gave her a huge halo

too bad she gave up on most of this and turned into the stereotypical "vegan gym-mom"
 
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my mom looked better before + she was leaning towards alt style/culture which gave her a huge halo

too bad she gave up on most of this and turned into the stereotypical "vegan gym-mom"
my aunt took the same path, holding onto hopes and dreams from her teenage years by using botox and hyaluronic fillers as her body cannibalises itself from nutritional deficiency caused by veganism
 
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good genetics bra mirin
 
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>DAD:
height
: 6'5"
diet: former carnivore; currently eats what’s available
income: 25k/month
eye color: light green
hair: average density, norwood 1

>MOM:
height
: 5'5"
diet: history of eating disorder; currently vegan
income: 0/month
eye color: dark brown
hair: low density, norwood 1


> @kenibba @Sceptical does anything need to be said?
What is this post for?
 
mom is just a burden to the family.

If I wanted to do it it would be:

>DAD:
height
: 5’6’’
diet: Balanced, very few slop but lots of fucking beans (stinky farts)
income: 7k/month
eye color: light blue A10
hair: medium to high density, brown, norwood nonexistent

>MOM:
height
: 5'6"
diet: Ok diet, more sugar things and slops.
income: 7.5k/month
eye color: green
hair: very high density, light brown , no norwood
 
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average 2026 looksmatch

women would look at this and say 'omg she's serving and he's just...there'
 
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so how come you have blue eyez
 
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mom is just a burden to the family.

If I wanted to do it it would be:

>DAD:
height
: 5’6’’
diet: Balanced, very few slop but lots of fucking beans (stinky farts)
income: 7k/month
eye color: light blue A10
hair: medium to high density, brown, norwood nonexistent

>MOM:
height
: 5'6"
diet: Ok diet, more sugar things and slops.
income: 7.5k/month
eye color: green
hair: very high density, light brown , no norwood
you're so lucky to be a grown 6'0 ngl

i pray every day so that my mom ends up reincarnating as a 5'0 christian indian with body dysmorphia so she can't morally get the will to end it
 
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Ok richcel.
we're 5 in a family and he provides money for all on his own

think about what little is left once the taxes are payed
 
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we're 5 in a family and he provides money for all on his own

think about what little is left once the taxes are payed
Rich niggas don't like admitting they're rich.
 
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