My parents think I'm a sexaholic

[JoeNutz]

My dad calls me and gives me a lecture about how he used to be addicted to sex and fucking just for the sake of it and how it ruined his future relationships then at the end asks if any of it relates to me, I was so damn confused.
I go out for fucking cigarettes at like midnight every night and because my mom overheard me telling my friend I went out with a girl like 4 weeks ago she makes her own conclusions like she always does and tells my father I go out and fuck every night.

also I need cig recs, I just buy the cheapest shitty ones

 

[The Fool]

Yo dad a pussy

 

[enriquecuador]

That’s so fucked

 

[Sub5kang]

Yo dad a pussy

You are what you eat