My penis smells like shit

[Alt Number 3]

I think because it is close to my asshole. Not like my asshole is close to my dick but my instead my dick is long until it touches my bum hole tbh.

Crazy shit. Might take a shower tbh. I forgot which shower knob gives cold water tho, because it’s been a year since I went their.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

you have vagina

 

[Deleted member 7863]

Stop fucking yourself

 

[Deleted member 8576]

 

[fukmylyf]

i will pray for u

 

[Alt Number 3]

i will pray for u

thx bro after long consideration I have decide not to shower

 

[Deleted member 1464]

I was using my penis extender the other day, mum comes home from shopping and I quickly put dick back in my pants, she comes to my room to ask if I want lunch, she sniffs, "open a window it smells off in your room"

 

[fukmylyf]

thx bro after long consideration I have decide not to shower

mirin u

 

[Alt Number 3]

I was using my penis extender the other day, mum comes home from shopping and I quickly put dick back in my pants, she comes to my room to ask if I want lunch, she sniffs, "open a window it smells off in your room"

Jfl. During hs I came back from camp after 5 days and the first thing I did was have a fat wank in the shared toilet. My mum went in their after I was done and said ‘why does it smell so bad in here?’

 

[CopingCel]

If you'd be chad you could just get a girl from tinder to lick it clean.

Over for you.

 

[CopingCel]

Jfl. During hs I came back from camp after 5 days and the first thing I did was have a fat wank in the shared toilet. My mum went in their after I was done and said ‘why does it smell so bad in here?’

I was using my penis extender the other day, mum comes home from shopping and I quickly put dick back in my pants, she comes to my room to ask if I want lunch, she sniffs, "open a window it smells off in your room"

Btw over for both of you if even your mothers can't stand your smell. Back in the primal days women used these smells as one factor do determine if you arenworthy for her. (Works the other way around as well)

 

[Alt Number 3]

Btw over for both of you if even your mothers can't stand your smell. Back in the primal days women used these smells as one factor do determine if you arenworthy for her. (Works the other way around as well)

BtW OvER FoR YoU!!!1!1! Stfu retard we already know that

 

[Deleted member 5180]

My penis smells very bad all the time tbh. I produce higher than average amounts of smegma

 

[Alt Number 3]

My penis smells very bad all the time tbh. I produce higher than average amounts of smegma

Is that like ligma?

 

[TITUS]

Sounds like the average "looksmaxer" in this site.

 

[TITUS]

My penis smells very bad all the time tbh. I produce higher than average amounts of smegma

Just pee in the sink and clean it with water afterwards.

 

[Deleted member 4464]

I think because it is close to my asshole. Not like my asshole is close to my dick but my instead my dick is long until it touches my bum hole tbh.

Crazy shit. Might take a shower tbh. I forgot which shower knob gives cold water tho, because it’s been a year since I went their.

I was using my penis extender the other day, mum comes home from shopping and I quickly put dick back in my pants, she comes to my room to ask if I want lunch, she sniffs, "open a window it smells off in your room"

My penis smells very bad all the time tbh. I produce higher than average amounts of smegma

wtff
wash your dicks

 

[Deleted member 8919]

 

[Matthias8272]

I pull down the foreskin while I'm under the blanket and smell all the goodness

 

[Swagwaffle]

smells me

 

[Alt Number 3]

I pull down the foreskin while I'm under the blanket and smell all the goodness

same tbh. It’s probably related to mental illness

 

[Ritalincel]

degenthread

 

[Bewusst]

Stop fucking yourself

Underrated post ngl

 

[Warlow]

clean it with your mouth

 

[Alt Number 3]

clean it with your mouth

 

[Matthias8272]