My philosophers ranking

[sørenyuko]

S-tier: søren kierkegaard, friedrich nietzsche, siddhartha gautama, jesus christ, nikos kazantzakis, walt whitman

A-tier: jeanpaul sartre, aristotle, plato, arthur schopenhauer, karl marx, emil cioran, martin buber, viktor frankl, henri bergson

B-tier: rene descartes, machiavelli, william blake

C-tier: ludwig wittgenstein

D-tier: philip mainländer, david benatar

F-tier: immanuel kant, thomas aquinas, socrates, camus and every stoic

Quick roasts:
kant: autist alien
aquinas: motivated reasoning final boss
socrates: dilluter of western psyche
camus: doesn't even count as a philosopher
stoics: tragically misinterpreted mental gymnastics
mainländer: deranged schizo but engaging

Every pre-socratic playwright ranks over them no diff.

 

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then the true S-tier philosopher walks in :

 

[I need a new face]

how can you possibly rank them in terms of "who's the best?"

 

[sørenyuko]

how can you possibly rank them in terms of "who's the best?"

My opinion only

 

[I need a new face]

My opinion only

then just say "my favorite philosophers ranking in terms of who i like the most"