MY PLAN TO BECOME GOD WITH THUMBPULLING

[chromednash]

SO BASICALLY I SAW A GUY THUMBPULLING AND HE WAS CHILL CUZ HIS SISTER SAW HIM DO IT SO THEN HIS SISTER SAW HE WAS ATTRACTIBVE BECAUSE OF HIS MAXILLA SO THEN HE FUCKED HIS SISTER ALL NIGHT AND I WAS WATCHING SO I AM GOING TO THUMBPULL AS IT INCREASES GROWTH HORMONE AND ADDS BONE DENSIRTY AND I AM GOING TO FUCK MY SISTER TOO BECAUSE OF THUMBPULLING. THEN MY PLAN IS TO ASCEND AND BECOME THE RULER OF THE NEW WORLD SHADOW KING AND I WILL BAN ALL MUSIC EXCEPT PHONKS AND I WILL BE CALLED:THE ONE WHO DARK TRIAD. AND THEN I WILL SAY WHATS A MAXILLA AND ASK MY KING OSCAR PATEL TO KILL ME SO I TRANSFER MY THUMBPULLING POWERS TO HIM AND AFTER THAT I WILL BECOME A GOD AND KILL ALL NO THUMBPULLERS

 

[vvs445]

sweet

 

[IhopeBPsavesme]

SO BASICALLY I SAW A GUY THUMBPULLING AND HE WAS CHILL CUZ HIS SISTER SAW HIM DO IT SO THEN HIS SISTER SAW HE WAS ATTRACTIBVE BECAUSE OF HIS MAXILLA SO THEN HE FUCKED HIS SISTER ALL NIGHT AND I WAS WATCHING SO I AM GOING TO THUMBPULL AS IT INCREASES GROWTH HORMONE AND ADDS BONE DENSIRTY AND I AM GOING TO FUCK MY SISTER TOO BECAUSE OF THUMBPULLING. THEN MY PLAN IS TO ASCEND AND BECOME THE RULER OF THE NEW WORLD SHADOW KING AND I WILL BAN ALL MUSIC EXCEPT PHONKS AND I WILL BE CALLED:THE ONE WHO DARK TRIAD. AND THEN I WILL SAY WHATS A MAXILLA AND ASK MY KING OSCAR PATEL TO KILL ME SO I TRANSFER MY THUMBPULLING POWERS TO HIM AND AFTER THAT I WILL BECOME A GOD AND KILL ALL NO THUMBPULLERS

Modern day Shakespeare

 

[Deleted member 154605]

why u typing in caps nigger

 

[Abdullahm06]

you must've gotten a warning for this abomination