My plan to skip school

[turkcelfatcel]

Im shitting rn while my dads smoking
When he comes back hes gonna see and its gonna be in his subconciousness
Then imma be like i think im good and get ready to school
And then while going to school imma be like nah i gotta shit and im gonna come back and then im not gonna go to school

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Guys its fucking working

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Guys its fucking working

He was like thinking but its 7:52 he still didnt trll me anything i didnt even get ready to school

 

[turkcelfatcel]

He was like thinking but its 7:52 he still didnt trll me anything i didnt even get ready to school

Lets fucking go
He was like r u sure
I said yes
He messaged school

 

[nsk4ll]

thanks for the idea nigga

 

[Rayryan]

just fake sick lil bro

 

[PSLbbc]

Im shitting rn while my dads smoking
When he comes back hes gonna see and its gonna be in his subconciousness
Then imma be like i think im good and get ready to school
And then while going to school imma be like nah i gotta shit and im gonna come back and then im not gonna go to school

I genuinely did this once before in 8th grade

 

[turkcelfatcel]

just fake sick lil bro

My dads a doctor

 

[enriquecuador]

Just go to school bruh year 11 is important

 

[chromednash]

so js fake diarea

 

[Gs.]

We have a genuine genius evil mastermind here on .org guys

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Just go to school bruh year 11 is important

Year 10

 

[Rayryan]

My dads a doctor

just pretend a fever, no one even doctor can know it

 

[enriquecuador]

Year 10

You really are young jeez. What options did you pick then?

 

[turkcelfatcel]

You really are young jeez. What options did you pick then?

Gcses? Computer science history bussiness and extra maths

 

[RetaRetaReta]

Year 10

Are you in UK?

Start locking in now studies wise so that you can get into a good university. Aim for Cambridge, Oxford or LSE. If you start studying 2-3 hours per day from now, you will destroy your A-levels and the universities admission tests

 

[0ogrpostcel]

Just go to school bruh year 11 is important

I have a question. So in other countries the grades go from 1st to 12th. But I heard in Britain they do it different can u explain me how it is?

 

[enriquecuador]

I have a question. So in other countries the grades go from 1st to 12th. But I heard in Britain they do it different can u explain me how it is?

It’s basically 1 year ahead of American.

Like 5th grade would be year 6 for example

 

[enriquecuador]

Are you in UK?

Start locking in now studies wise so that you can get into a good university. Aim for Cambridge, Oxford or LSE. If you start studying 2-3 hours per day from now, you will destroy your A-levels and the universities admission tests

Yes but it’s arguably not even worth it

 

[RetaRetaReta]

Yes but it’s arguably not even worth it

Cambridge, Oxford, LSE (and sometimes Imperial) are the only universities that can get you high paying city jobs straight after graduation. I'm talking £80k+

If you don't, then GGS. You are gonna have to start on £40k salaries and work your way up. I have friends with 5 years experience but went to average russell group uni only earning £55k

 

[enriquecuador]

Cambridge, Oxford, LSE (and sometimes Imperial) are the only universities that can get you high paying city jobs straight after graduation. I'm talking £80k+

If you don't, then GGS. You are gonna have to start on £40k salaries and work your way up. I have friends with 5 years experience but went to average russell group uni only earning £55k

80k really isn’t that much though is it?

 

[RetaRetaReta]

80k really isn’t that much though is it?

Bro doesn't know how brutal the salaries are in UK. That is probably top 5% salary in UK.

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Cambridge, Oxford, LSE (and sometimes Imperial) are the only universities that can get you high paying city jobs straight after graduation. I'm talking £80k+

If you don't, then GGS. You are gonna have to start on £40k salaries and work your way up. I have friends with 5 years experience but went to average russell group uni only earning £55k

40k doesnt sound that bad tbh
55k? Thats good
I wont have kids anyways

 

[RetaRetaReta]

40k doesnt sound that bad tbh
55k? Thats good
I wont have kids anyways

The issue is there are Americans equally qualified earning double that. The salaries in this country suck so bad

 

[enriquecuador]

Bro doesn't know how brutal the salaries are in UK. That is probably top 5% salary in UK.

I live in the uk. If you think 80k is a lot then that’s ridiculous. Average Joe from Mumbai and his wife can earn close to that that doing minimum wage random jobs

 

[OxyFanNigga]

just dont go theory

 

[enriquecuador]

40k doesnt sound that bad tbh
55k? Thats good
I wont have kids anyways

Teachers earn more than that btw

I thought you dad was a doctor

 

[RetaRetaReta]

I live in the uk. If you think 80k is a lot then that’s ridiculous. Average Joe from Mumbai and his wife can earn close to that that doing minimum wage random jobs

It's a top 5% salary. 95% of people in this country earn below that. I agree it's not a lot, but that's what "a lot" is in this country.

Though, I am sure there are plenty of single mothers milking the welfare system and earning more with all their kids and shit

 

[enriquecuador]

It's a top 5% salary. 95% of people in this country earn below that. I agree it's not a lot, but that's what "a lot" is in this country.

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Though, I am sure there are plenty of single mothers milking the welfare system and earning more with all their kids and shit

It’s good enough for most especially if your wife works. But in my opinion it’s not worth going to Oxford for a salary like that

 

[roadtochang123]

Guys its fucking working

Kids, please go to school

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Kids, please go to school

i skipped today too