Dot1
Teen Ascending with incels
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Summer is starting in four days and I'm planning to fix up my schedule.
So listen up heres what I'm gonna do.
I'm currently 16 (turning 17 in 3 months)
1, Getting a J*B
First obviously I'm gonna be employed, have to fund my ascension somehow, I'll be making around like 560-678$ Monthly and I think that's pretty decent.
6 hours everyday, every 3 hours I get a break. The best thing is it's gonna be some lame ass job at the grocery store so I can just sit on my phone most of the time
I'd love the free wifi anyways you fucking minimum wage faggots (Lmk if I should work as a Waiter though, Im not sure if they pay more. I'll have to check after this thread)
2. Lean Bulk
Honestly I need help with this, I need to gain weight before I inject HGH
but I want you guys to rate my grocery list
Fruits:
Avocados (3x)
Berries (Rasberries, blackberries, blueberries)
Bananas (buying in a batch so 6-7x)
Dried fruits (Apricots, Kiwis)
Kiwis (Like 3-4x nigger)
Dates (Buying in a box so it's approximately 25-30 only for 10$)
Meat
:
Premium grass-fed steak (1x)
Chicken 100G (2x)
Grass-fed beef (1-2x)
Beef liver (Buying in bunch so I think around 200-400g)
Other things:
Eggs 6x
Royal jelly
Raw honeeeyy
Milk
Johnny Walker
3. What I'm gonna spend my money on
1.I'll get a palate expander (1.3k-1.8k$)
2. try my best to get HGH prescribed (legally, IDC what you niggas say I'm not gonna get fucking beheaded for that)
3. Glutathione Injections (1k per month)
4. Supplements
(Vitamin b12, Vitamin D, Vitamin C (although I think I should cut this out because I already have glutathione in my mind) Zinc, Magnesium)
Note: I'm gonna save up for the palate expander first because bones are more important than skin, I need to focus on it before it's too late. I have backup funds for HGH and I'm gonna buy the supplements in a combo pack to manage my budget a bit)
4. Gym
Framemax
(I already have a small waist so I just need to work on my chest and arms back)
My shoulders are pretty wide (never trained them once and they look decent gonna have to measure though)
(please recommend me good workouts for chest and arms because holy)
I'm probably gonna avoid training my core until I'm 60-65KG
high metabolism sucks shit bro.
But yeah that's it.
Some things I need to look into are
- Eyelash growth
- Contacts (Thinking of getting Amber and Grey Eye contacts for when I'm pale white)
- Fashionmaxx (why did my third leg go up)
- Height fraud a bit (I need to get HGH istg I cant stay 5'7)
- Look into hairstyles (Wavy hair)
- Johnny walkers
If anyone wants to add me on Instagram, private msg me your Instagram users. I'm planning to post updates and some jokes there and the best media dumps you'll ever see.
Tagging my favorite people
@AronnMtn
@Zagro
@CEO
@copercel123
@PackGod
@The Homelander
So listen up heres what I'm gonna do.
I'm currently 16 (turning 17 in 3 months)
1, Getting a J*B
First obviously I'm gonna be employed, have to fund my ascension somehow, I'll be making around like 560-678$ Monthly and I think that's pretty decent.
6 hours everyday, every 3 hours I get a break. The best thing is it's gonna be some lame ass job at the grocery store so I can just sit on my phone most of the time
I'd love the free wifi anyways you fucking minimum wage faggots (Lmk if I should work as a Waiter though, Im not sure if they pay more. I'll have to check after this thread)
2. Lean Bulk
Honestly I need help with this, I need to gain weight before I inject HGH
but I want you guys to rate my grocery list
Fruits:
Avocados (3x)
Berries (Rasberries, blackberries, blueberries)
Bananas (buying in a batch so 6-7x)
Dried fruits (Apricots, Kiwis)
Kiwis (Like 3-4x nigger)
Dates (Buying in a box so it's approximately 25-30 only for 10$)
Meat
:Premium grass-fed steak (1x)
Chicken 100G (2x)
Grass-fed beef (1-2x)
Beef liver (Buying in bunch so I think around 200-400g)
Other things:
Eggs 6x
Royal jelly
Raw honeeeyy
Milk
Johnny Walker
3. What I'm gonna spend my money on
1.I'll get a palate expander (1.3k-1.8k$)
2. try my best to get HGH prescribed (legally, IDC what you niggas say I'm not gonna get fucking beheaded for that)
3. Glutathione Injections (1k per month)
4. Supplements
(Vitamin b12, Vitamin D, Vitamin C (although I think I should cut this out because I already have glutathione in my mind) Zinc, Magnesium)
Note: I'm gonna save up for the palate expander first because bones are more important than skin, I need to focus on it before it's too late. I have backup funds for HGH and I'm gonna buy the supplements in a combo pack to manage my budget a bit)
4. Gym
Framemax
(I already have a small waist so I just need to work on my chest and arms back)
My shoulders are pretty wide (never trained them once and they look decent gonna have to measure though)
(please recommend me good workouts for chest and arms because holy)
I'm probably gonna avoid training my core until I'm 60-65KG
high metabolism sucks shit bro.
But yeah that's it.
Some things I need to look into are
- Eyelash growth
- Contacts (Thinking of getting Amber and Grey Eye contacts for when I'm pale white)
- Fashionmaxx (why did my third leg go up)
- Height fraud a bit (I need to get HGH istg I cant stay 5'7)
- Look into hairstyles (Wavy hair)
- Johnny walkers
If anyone wants to add me on Instagram, private msg me your Instagram users. I'm planning to post updates and some jokes there and the best media dumps you'll ever see.
Tagging my favorite people
@AronnMtn
@Zagro
@CEO
@copercel123
@PackGod
@The Homelander
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Yessir! I used to have insta a while back, but just quit it cold turkey when 2025 hit, unfortunately I don't really use normie social media these days, not sure when I'll be back, these days im strictly moneycoping and volceling so I can hopefully ascend once and for all, feel free to DM me whenever you want bro (also been spending way too much time here than I should, but this site is addicting af lol)
