my quality of life would improve 200% if I had a bigger dick

[iblamechico]

everytime I shower I'd look in the mirror and see a soft anaconda hanging from my crotch. Such a mogger feeling.


If I was more handsome my quality of life would improve 500% though, face is king.

 

[dhusc]

everytime I shower I'd look in the mirror and see a soft anaconda hanging from my crotch. Such a mogger feeling.


If I was more handsome my quality of life would improve 500% though, face is king.

I have a 9x13 cock and an extremely handsome face

how can I live like this?

 

[iblamechico]

I have a 9x13 cock and an extremely handsome face

how can I live like this?

I imagine this is someone you know irl and you're acting like this so people would shit on that guy. That'd be funny.

 

[dhusc]

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I imagine this is someone you know irl and you're acting like this so people would shit on that guy. That'd be funny.

I do know him irl it's me

 

[xanlack]

everytime I shower I'd look in the mirror and see a soft anaconda hanging from my crotch. Such a mogger feeling.


If I was more handsome my quality of life would improve 500% though, face is king.

Trvke.