my rabbi once told me

[Deleted member 5815]

You must fuck hard, you can fuck anything you want regardless of the law, but you must NEVER cum

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Such a horny Rabbi(t).

 

[ranierean]

Denying finality and pleasure to all things in life, very jewish

 

[Nasi Lemak]

my rabbi circumcised me

 

[Squirtoutmabooty]

my rabbi circumcised me

When he sucked my lil baby weiner

 

[Deleted member 5815]

Denying finality and pleasure to all things in life, very jewish

''Epstein’s ex-girlfriends say he was quiet and charming, for the most part, Jay Gatsby in a monogrammed sweatshirt. He spent most of the day on speakerphone, and he liked them to listen in, rolling calls from financiers to heads of state. He did not drink or take drugs or smoke, and he didn’t like to be around people who did. He practiced Iyengar yoga. He showered many times a day. He abhorred restaurants and ate whole grains, proteins, and leafy greens 30 years before the rest of America. He tied body to mind, physical self to mental aptitude; he believed in transhumanism and had a theory that if you had too much muscle mass, you wouldn’t be as smart as you could be. He liked to sleep in 54-degree chill because he believed you’d get the most restful sleep at that temperature. “I was like, ‘I’m fucking freezing. I’m going to die of hypothermia,’, He was a firm believer in semen retention and pulled out as he was on the verge of orgasm to take business calls in the middle of sexual massages from trafficked women ” says an ex-girlfriend.''