subhuman incel
Kraken
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1. Say what you like about midgets, at least they don’t look down on people.
2. Why do midgets get mad easily?
Because they’ve got short tempers
3. What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?
Very little.
4.
Why do midgets always laugh when they play soccer?
Because the grass tickles their balls
5.
Why do short people have a hard time raising a family?
Because they struggle to put food on the table.
6.
I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf.
I don’t know how anyone could stoop so low.
7.
My friend is really sensitive about his lack of height.
It’s best not to tease him about though, or he’ll punch you in the knee.
8. Being the same height, shoe, and clothing size for the rest of your life since you were in 6th grade.
9.Kissing: either you have to tiptoe, or the other person has to kneel.
10.
You are so small; you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
@zv1212
2. Why do midgets get mad easily?
Because they’ve got short tempers
3. What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?
Very little.
4.
Why do midgets always laugh when they play soccer?
Because the grass tickles their balls
5.
Why do short people have a hard time raising a family?
Because they struggle to put food on the table.
6.
I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf.
I don’t know how anyone could stoop so low.
7.
My friend is really sensitive about his lack of height.
It’s best not to tease him about though, or he’ll punch you in the knee.
8. Being the same height, shoe, and clothing size for the rest of your life since you were in 6th grade.
9.Kissing: either you have to tiptoe, or the other person has to kneel.
10.
You are so small; you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
@zv1212
