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Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees

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This is my seniors stats. He's a distinguished senior staff engineer. Graduated from UCLA, 5'9 MTN married to 5'6 HMTB with a 2 year old kid. Drives an Aston Martin Vantage 2016 and lives a large villa, makes $600k a year and several high level industry contacts. And the funny thing is he is the almost the same age @romanstock who spends his time posting shit like this

One is managing high level distributed systems, climbing the social ladder, building a legacy, has a loving family while the other is a 36 year old spending his limited time on earth cataloging 'poo stains' on Chaturbate. I sometimes think this life is a cruel joke for some.



 
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And the funny thing is he is the almost the same age @
romanstock
@romanstock who spends his time posting shit like this
my fate :owo:
 
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@Mogs Me @Glorious King
 
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This is my seniors stats. He's a distinguished senior staff engineer. Graduated from UCLA, 5'9 MTN married to 5'6 HMTB with a 2 year old kid. Drives an Aston Martin Vantage 2016 and lives a large villa, makes $600k a year and several high level industry contacts. And the funny thing is he is the almost the same age @romanstock who spends his time posting shit like this

One is managing high level distributed systems, climbing the social ladder, building a legacy, has a loving family while the other is a 36 year old spending his limited time on earth cataloging 'poo stains' on Chaturbate.



โ€œ99.99 %โ€ Then ME AND JasonVoorhees walk in
 
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@Whatever
 
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Poor taste in cars....600K a year yet gets a shit box aston martin, when he could be rolling in a 95 Honda NSX
 
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Poor taste in cars....600K a year yet gets a shit box aston martin, when he could be rolling in a 95 Honda NSX
I personally love Aston Martin cars tbh. Like I know they overpriced but they look so beautiful
 
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fuck is he genuinely 36? shit thats brutal
 
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Mirin the Aston Martin hard, I really want an old DB7 or V12 Vanquish, or DB4 or DB5 if I ever make it big in this life, maybe Iโ€™ll meet him at the shows in Monterey one year.
 
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This is my seniors stats. He's a distinguished senior staff engineer. Graduated from UCLA, 5'9 MTN married to 5'6 HMTB with a 2 year old kid. Drives an Aston Martin Vantage 2016 and lives a large villa, makes $600k a year and several high level industry contacts. And the funny thing is he is the almost the same age @romanstock who spends his time posting shit like this

One is managing high level distributed systems, climbing the social ladder, building a legacy, has a loving family while the other is a 36 year old spending his limited time on earth cataloging 'poo stains' on Chaturbate. I sometimes think this life is a cruel joke for some.



Holy shit
 
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Mirin the Aston Martin hard, I really want an old DB7 or V12 Vanquish, or DB4 or DB5 if I ever make it big in this life, maybe Iโ€™ll meet him at the shows in Monterey one year.
Vintage car enthusiast mirin. Db5 is a classic but I like db 6 more . If you don't have the money for an Aston you can also get some cool Jaguar models too
 
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This is my seniors stats. He's a distinguished senior staff engineer. Graduated from UCLA, 5'9 MTN married to 5'6 HMTB with a 2 year old kid. Drives an Aston Martin Vantage 2016 and lives a large villa, makes $600k a year and several high level industry contacts. And the funny thing is he is the almost the same age @romanstock who spends his time posting shit like this

One is managing high level distributed systems, climbing the social ladder, building a legacy, has a loving family while the other is a 36 year old spending his limited time on earth cataloging 'poo stains' on Chaturbate. I sometimes think this life is a cruel joke for some.



This is very sad, poop stains is crazy even for this forum

Ur senior is moggin holy 600k a year, image all the looksmaxxing he can do with that
 
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shit hes like my moms age i think
or a lil younger
but damn how is he still surviving
nigga must have a trust fund or something
Australian centrelink neetbux is goated
 
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some people just have it
 
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I will money mog him when I reach his age in about 6-7 years from now

Right?? @Mogs Me @Glorious King

1000024449
 
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mogs me tbh
 
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@browncurrycel @tansel
 
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Slave of the Jew system who wakes up to an alarm everyday Vs Hilarious Alpha who does whatever he wants. This isn't the win you think it is.
 
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Slave of the Jew system who wakes up to an alarm everyday Vs Hilarious Alpha who does whatever he wants. This isn't the win you think it is.
He wakes up next to a child, comes home to wife in a hot ride and sleeps well knowing he will never have to worry about anything in life
 
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Slave of the Jew system who wakes up to an alarm everyday Vs Hilarious Alpha who does whatever he wants. This isn't the win you think it is.
How much do you get from centrelink every month?
 
Vintage car enthusiast mirin. Db5 is a classic but I like db 6 more . If you don't have the money for an Aston you can also get some cool Jaguar models too

I might pick a DB6 over a DB5 too, more spacious. Iโ€™m actually on my second Jaguar, I have an F-Type, I love it and indeed it looks like an Aston as it was designed by the same guy, Ian Callum. But itโ€™s very small inside and out, sometimes I miss the space of my old XJ sedan or that the Aston grand tourers have.
 
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I don't take moggs from old farts
 
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This is my seniors stats. He's a distinguished senior staff engineer. Graduated from UCLA, 5'9 MTN married to 5'6 HMTB with a 2 year old kid. Drives an Aston Martin Vantage 2016 and lives a large villa, makes $600k a year and several high level industry contacts. And the funny thing is he is the almost the same age @romanstock who spends his time posting shit like this

One is managing high level distributed systems, climbing the social ladder, building a legacy, has a loving family while the other is a 36 year old spending his limited time on earth cataloging 'poo stains' on Chaturbate. I sometimes think this life is a cruel joke for some.



Brutal shit
 
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i heightmog/facemog him
but he money/life mogs me
 
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Nah pretty sure my 35k post tax income mogs to hell
 
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@Gaygymmaxx
 
This is my seniors stats. He's a distinguished senior staff engineer. Graduated from UCLA, 5'9 MTN married to 5'6 HMTB with a 2 year old kid. Drives an Aston Martin Vantage 2016 and lives a large villa, makes $600k a year and several high level industry contacts. And the funny thing is he is the almost the same age @romanstock who spends his time posting shit like this

One is managing high level distributed systems, climbing the social ladder, building a legacy, has a loving family while the other is a 36 year old spending his limited time on earth cataloging 'poo stains' on Chaturbate. I sometimes think this life is a cruel joke for some.



Sounds ideal asf my boy
 
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