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So in case people didn't know this, I posted yesterday how my boss suspects I'm gay in this link, but TLDR is my phone wallpapers are shit like topless Hemsworth and Gandy pics, plus I'm single, and I recently got ditched by noodle gf for a Brazilian PT.


Another thing that happened at the weekend in the pub I bumped into a girl from the office and I was with my mates, and we were talking about foids, my ex, their exes, usual pub talk. This four said oh chinacurry I thought you were gay (she's known me for 3 years, although distant).

Wtf? Why?

Well you wear an earring and look like you work out a lot and you do your eyebrows (I don't).

Anyway today, and I wasn't even IN the office, it was all by zoom, people are asking me stupid questions like oh so yeah I might watch a superhero movie tonight, which ones do you reccomend? And oh chinacurry sorry we not spoken in person for a while, how's things, heard it didn't work out with ((noodle)), we should hang out, and the worst of them all, oh you remember my ((idiotic, feminine, gay, JBW)) cousin Steven, he's going to be coming here to live, I thought as you're single and same age you can show him around, probably you 2 like same places (no, he likes bars with rainbow flags where a dude can fuck his ass in the bathroom).

Problem when rumours and gossip like this happens, it becomes so big people just fucking accept it as fact, and I'm probably gonna be viewed as the token queer now, and have to go eat and smoke with the other 3 gays in our department...
 
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dn rd imagine being a faggot
 
Another thing that happened at the weekend in the pub I bumped into a girl from the office and I was with my mates, and we were talking about foids, my ex, their exes, usual pub talk. This four said oh chinacurry I thought you were gay (she's known me for 3 years, although distant).

Wtf? Why?

Well you wear an earring and look like you work out a lot and you do your eyebrows (I don't).
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Just looksmax to get called gay by girls theory.
 
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Addressing a forum full of guys with your office gossip ..................
 
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Just say you're gay, hangout with girls to go shopping and whenever they want to change clothes in front of you just say "its ok im gay" and they will let you watch

srs ngl tbh
 
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dn rd imagine being a faggot
Point is I'm not, I'm super straight, and over the last 2 years am not only straight, have become gynecologically degeneratively straight.

The gay thing is basically
A) dudes pictures on phone
B) earring, working out, having sharp eyebrows (naturally)
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHA theyre trying to set you up with twinks and shit

rip

also stop wearing earings what are you gay
 
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Just say you're gay, hangout with girls to go shopping and whenever they want to change clothes in front of you just say "its ok im gay" and they will let you watch

srs ngl tbh
There is only 1 hot foid in my office, and one passable one, so this is a waste.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA theyre trying to set you up with twinks and shit

rip

also stop wearing earings what are you gay
I wear a single diamond stud in left ear, not gay moron
 
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Point is I'm not, I'm super straight, and over the last 2 years am not only straight, have become gynecologically degeneratively straight.

The gay thing is basically
A) dudes pictures on phone
B) earring, working out, having sharp eyebrows (naturally)
I can't imagine how a curry could look gay, dont post image I dont want to look at it.

Just use it to get a free promotion from your boss tbh
 
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beggars cant be choosers son
I have decided to deal with what ex did I am not lowering standards, and so far have found only 3 instawhores and one girl who works in Starbucks who meet my standards, so it's them or no one.
 
Too much rotting and autism posting destroys your brain. Side effect of this forum is become a faggot day by day jfl.
 
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I can't imagine how a curry could look gay, dont post image I dont want to look at it.

Just use it to get a free promotion from your boss tbh
I'm quarter curry, and I just look 'ethnic' can be placed as anything.
I don't look gay at all, or at least I thought that.
 
I'm quarter curry, and I just look 'ethnic' can be placed as anything.
I don't look gay at all, or at least I thought that.
what is the rest?
 
Fuck your boss to get a raise, if i were you i would do it
 
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Just say you're gay, hangout with girls to go shopping and whenever they want to change clothes in front of you just say "its ok im gay" and they will let you watch

srs ngl tbh
girl in your signature?
 
Also why you just don't go down that route?There are tons of sugar daddies who would love to shower an asian sugar baby with money (and cum...), just bear it for a while till you can afford surgery to ascend lmao
 
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Fuck your boss to get a raise, if i were you i would do it
Also why you just don't go down that route?There are tons of sugar daddies who would love to shower an asian sugar baby with money (and cum...), just bear it for a while till you can afford surgery to ascend lmao
GTFO faggot.
 
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my phone wallpapers are shit like topless Hemsworth and Gandy pics
This might be the ultimate level of faggotry, I understand having them saved for memes here. But wallpaper jfl, who the fuck uses shirtless gandy and hemsworth as wallpaper.
 
I wear a single diamond stud in left ear, not gay moron
thats the gayest thing ive ever heard

youd literally be less gay if you wore assless chaps everywhere
 
This is the funniest troll post on the site.
 
So in case people didn't know this, I posted yesterday how my boss suspects I'm gay in this link, but TLDR is my phone wallpapers are shit like topless Hemsworth and Gandy pics, plus I'm single, and I recently got ditched by noodle gf for a Brazilian PT.


Another thing that happened at the weekend in the pub I bumped into a girl from the office and I was with my mates, and we were talking about foids, my ex, their exes, usual pub talk. This four said oh chinacurry I thought you were gay (she's known me for 3 years, although distant).

Wtf? Why?

Well you wear an earring and look like you work out a lot and you do your eyebrows (I don't).

Anyway today, and I wasn't even IN the office, it was all by zoom, people are asking me stupid questions like oh so yeah I might watch a superhero movie tonight, which ones do you reccomend? And oh chinacurry sorry we not spoken in person for a while, how's things, heard it didn't work out with ((noodle)), we should hang out, and the worst of them all, oh you remember my ((idiotic, feminine, gay, JBW)) cousin Steven, he's going to be coming here to live, I thought as you're single and same age you can show him around, probably you 2 like same places (no, he likes bars with rainbow flags where a dude can fuck his ass in the bathroom).

Problem when rumours and gossip like this happens, it becomes so big people just fucking accept it as fact, and I'm probably gonna be viewed as the token queer now, and have to go eat and smoke with the other 3 gays in our department...
Get gf and problem fixed. Dump her after everyone convinced ur not gay.
 
Get gf and problem fixed. Dump her after everyone convinced ur not gay.
Gf cheated on me with third world personal trainer so let's leave that one out.

One of my best mates in office was also a flaming gay, even was head of LGBT shit, so that may have played a part.

A more recent gossip has been 'yeah now I think about it China curry wears a LOT of pink, pastel green, pastel yellow colours'.

Like wtf bitch I'm tanned af so ofc I wear those colours, why u ignoring the other 4 days when I stick to black, grey, blue like a dark triad normie???
 
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Why would you have pictures of dudes on your wallpaper? I don't get it.
 
it is over for gaycels
 
Why would you have pictures of dudes on your wallpaper? I don't get it.
Ffs they are not exactly gay pic right, they are masculine pics and one is a morph anyway.

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bro thats hella gay
Which one is gay and why?? It's not twinkmode Hemsworth or pretty boy, and it's morphed old age Brady.

Hell some American girl even commented why does he wear that teddy bear T-Shirt, so I made a point of wearing it today
 
Literally have never been asked if I was gay in my life. Bro you're gay.
 
Literally have never been asked if I was gay in my life. Bro you're gay.
Neither have I. Though I've had fags try to hit on me in China and Vietnam. They get very "bitchy" when you don't reciprocate.
 
Which one is gay and why?? It's not twinkmode Hemsworth or pretty boy, and it's morphed old age Brady.

Hell some American girl even commented why does he wear that teddy bear T-Shirt, so I made a point of wearing it today
The first one's the gayest looking.
 
It's normal. If I see someone with such pictures as their wallpaper I'd think instantly they're gay, even if they happen not to know it themselves - might be your case or not JFL.
 
Say you've slept with one foid to see their reaction. It's not sure if ur boss snitched. I want to assume he has a minimum of professionalism
 
Neither have I. Though I've had fags try to hit on me in China and Vietnam. They get very "bitchy" when you don't reciprocate.
I find ricelets very low inhib about hitting on people. Weirdly enough in the space of about 6 weeks I was hit in by ricelets in Shanghai airport, Hong Kong bar area, and Phnom Penh bar
 
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Ffs they are not exactly gay pic right, they are masculine pics and one is a morph anyway.

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You put shirtless Hemsworth pic as you home pfp on your phone???????

I would think you were gay too tbh. Also remove the .co and .me shortcuts for your on safety, someone might gain access to your phone without your knowledge.
 
You put shirtless Hemsworth pic as you home pfp on your phone???????

I would think you were gay too tbh. Also remove the .co and .me shortcuts for your on safety, someone might gain access to your phone without your knowledge.
What do you mean about the shortcuts? Like some other member could hack me through the shortcuts?
 
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What do you mean about the shortcuts? Like some other member could hack me through the shortcuts?
I mean these.
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If you leave your phone somewhere temporarily and someone nosy is able to get their hands on it and they open the incel websites your life is over.
 
I find ricelets very low inhib about hitting on people. Weirdly enough in the space of about 6 weeks I was hit in by ricelets in Shanghai airport, Hong Kong bar area, and Phnom Penh bar
Really? I've spent a little more than a year in PP. It's one of my favorite cities. Definitely one of my "bases" here in Asia. I know all the street kids near the river front area. One time I went a little crazy on street 172. Went out and stood in the middle of the road in my underwear with my hands on top of my head for about an hour after flushing $400 worth of ice down the toilet, lol. It was around 9am and I thought the Cambodian military had me at gunpoint. I've had a lot of good times in Phnom Penh. Been going there since 2013. I'm always passing through.
 
I mean these.
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If you leave your phone somewhere temporarily and someone nosy is able to get their hands on it and they open the incel websites your life is over.
Ah I understand, they shouldn't be able to see them, the normies.
Thing is I have a really clear tattoo of a blackpill on my forearm anyway, pretty sure sone day a normie will put 2 and 2 together lol
 
Just say you're gay, hangout with girls to go shopping and whenever they want to change clothes in front of you just say "its ok im gay" and they will let you watch

srs ngl tbh
This guy literaly has The best chance
 

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