my shoplifting stats for the day

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acm

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2x kitkat bars ($5 total)
2x monster energy ($6.40 total)
1x protein bar ($4)
1x marshmallow weird protein bar ($4.95)

total $20.35
 
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Race
 
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2x kitkat bars ($5 total)
2x monster energy ($6.40 total)
1x protein bar ($4)
1x marshmallow weird protein bar ($4.95)

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Idiot slave
 
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something so dystopian about being reduced to stealing overpriced goyslop
 
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disgrace, only shoplift items that are worth more than 10 bucks
 
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2x kitkat bars ($5 total)
2x monster energy ($6.40 total)
1x protein bar ($4)
1x marshmallow weird protein bar ($4.95)

total $20.35
Js saved an hour of your life working at a minimum wage job

W
 
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I only shoplift small things as a little present for buying from that store. It's just like "oh well the profit covers this so they dont lose money" :)
 
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I only shoplift small things as a little present for buying from that store. It's just like "oh well the profit covers this so they dont lose money" :)
yeah I just do it as a hobby. food tasting better when u didn't pay for it
 
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I only shoplift small things as a little present for buying from that store. It's just like "oh well the profit covers this so they dont lose money" :)
Fr I also js buy smh small aswell bc its so obv that u taxed smh if u walk out the store empty handed w a backpacl
 
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Fr I also js buy smh small aswell bc its so obv that u taxed smh if u walk out the store empty handed w a backpacl
yeah I forget i also do that. i just bought some random $2 dollar mango drink as I walked out
 
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yeah I forget i also do that. i just bought some random $2 dollar mango drink as I walked out
Unless its a family owned business I'm taking what i want
 
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Unless its a family owned business I'm taking what i want
we on the same wavelength bhai:Comfy:

I exclusively just take from big supermarkets. if its small they're a lot more likely to care and I'd actually feel bad for it. when i go around town I see literal printed photos of thieves outside of small businesses. I don't wanna be one of them:dafuckfeels:
 
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2x kitkat bars ($5 total)
2x monster energy ($6.40 total)
1x protein bar ($4)
1x marshmallow weird protein bar ($4.95)

total $20.35
didnt steel any clothes, drugs, meats? u gotta steal expensives
 
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Fr I also js buy smh small aswell bc its so obv that u taxed smh if u walk out the store empty handed w a backpacl
well i do underscanning so i scan most of it but like 1-2 things to save an extra 20 bucks
 
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didnt steel any clothes, drugs, meats? u gotta steal expensives
light afterschool session yknow:feelshmm:. I've taken a lot of softmaxxes like skincare, hair products, meat etc.

I'm not ranked up enough yet to move to clothes drugs or electronics I need someone to mentor me:owo:
 
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if you were in california, you could shoplift near 1k and not be charged with anything :lul::lul:
 
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I've taken skincare products before
id assume thats pretty easy, u can slip that shit inbetween a ton of groceries in ur cart
 
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light afterschool session yknow:feelshmm:. I've taken a lot of softmaxxes like skincare, hair products, meat etc.

I'm not ranked up enough yet to move to clothes drugs or electronics I need someone to mentor me:owo:
Idk where u live, but for me alot of Nike shirts and pants at the store dont got those beeper tags, somewhat easy to steal but chump change + u need to resell
 
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id assume thats pretty easy, u can slip that shit inbetween a ton of groceries in ur cart
yeah it gets a little risky because it takes up more room in my bag and worth more but i can still pull it off
 
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we on the same wavelength bhai:Comfy:

I exclusively just take from big supermarkets. if its small they're a lot more likely to care and I'd actually feel bad for it. when i go around town I see literal printed photos of thieves outside of small businesses. I don't wanna be one of them:dafuckfeels:
The pajeets don't be doing shit and are blind/don't care enough to stop u
 
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yeah it gets a little risky because it takes up more room in my bag and worth more but i can still pull it off
The waist band method is pretty good for small items

No nigha is gonna check their
 
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light afterschool session yknow:feelshmm:. I've taken a lot of softmaxxes like skincare, hair products, meat etc.

I'm not ranked up enough yet to move to clothes drugs or electronics I need someone to mentor me:owo:
I always got the advice to never steal what you want. You steal shit you don’t want and sell it to niggas on offer-up or something. Find stores that have a hands off policy for loss prevention, this means they won’t tackle and arrest you. Go there with a mask, take some expensive shit, then you dip and sell it. You wanna get some neodymium magnets too for dispatching of the alarm systems. For example, a lot of niggas clip power tools from home depot and sell them for the low to mexicans and shit. They’ll buy it too.
 
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2x kitkat bars ($5 total)
2x monster energy ($6.40 total)
1x protein bar ($4)
1x marshmallow weird protein bar ($4.95)

total $20.35
I’m too scared to shoplift they have those scanner things
 
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Idk where u live, but for me alot of Nike shirts and pants at the store dont got those beeper tags, somewhat easy to steal but chump change + u need to resell
I live in a poorcel area so no security beepers work. I'd have to travel to a whole new suburb and head to the mall to get some clothes since it's all local around me.

my friend did tell me about some clip you can use to cut off security tags off clothes which I might try
 
I always got the advice to never steal what you want. You steal shit you don’t want and sell it to niggas on offer-up or something. Find stores that have a hands off policy for loss prevention, this means they won’t tackle and arrest you. Go there with a mask, take some expensive shit, then you dip and sell it. You wanna get some neodymium magnets too for dispatching of the alarm systems. For example, a lot of niggas clip power tools from home depot and sell them for the low to mexicans and shit. They’ll buy it too.
hmmm good idea I have been sticking with shoes might have to up my game

I gotta look at the laws tho bc i would prefer not to have a record
 
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I live in a poorcel area so no security beepers work. I'd have to travel to a whole new suburb and head to the mall to get some clothes since it's all local around me.

my friend did tell me about some clip you can use to cut off security tags off clothes which I might try
Never done that bf they prolly got like built in alarm for that shit
 
The waist band method is pretty good for small items

No nigha is gonna check their
I used to do that, my friend also would put in his underwear. nowadays I realised they don't care at all and i just pocket it
 
I live in a poorcel area so no security beepers work. I'd have to travel to a whole new suburb and head to the mall to get some clothes since it's all local around me.

my friend did tell me about some clip you can use to cut off security tags off clothes which I might try
The security tags work with magnets. If you get a sufficiently strong magnet, you can take it off. That’s how we do it in retail, there’s a magnet with a really strong magnetic field that we use.
 
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I used to do that, my friend also would put in his underwear. nowadays I realised they don't care at all and i just pocket it
makeup and colonge sell for alot that are small and I do that js in case a security guard stops me
 
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I always got the advice to never steal what you want. You steal shit you don’t want and sell it to niggas on offer-up or something. Find stores that have a hands off policy for loss prevention, this means they won’t tackle and arrest you. Go there with a mask, take some expensive shit, then you dip and sell it. You wanna get some neodymium magnets too for dispatching of the alarm systems. For example, a lot of niggas clip power tools from home depot and sell them for the low to mexicans and shit. They’ll buy it too.
lots of people i know have tried that. they just steal shit, Mark it up and resell it at school. it's not a very good side hustle. I just do it nowadays cause I don't wanna pay for shit and I love stealing
 
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The security tags work with magnets. If you get a sufficiently strong magnet, you can take it off. That’s how we do it in retail, there’s a magnet with a really strong magnetic field that we use.
vendor?
 
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lots of people i know have tried that. they just steal shit, Mark it up and resell it at school. it's not a very good side hustle. I just do it nowadays cause I don't wanna pay for shit and I love stealing
Drugs are probably better yeah.
 
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I’m too scared to shoplift they have those scanner things
if you live poorcel area they don't work. the supermarket i go to have clear labels on what beeps and not.

but if you don't want to, you don't have to:owo:
 
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if you live poorcel area they don't work. the supermarket i go to have clear labels on what beeps and not.

but if you don't want to, you don't have to:owo:
I want to steal your heart:Comfy:
 
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I want to steal your heart:Comfy:
IMG 3033
 
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I will say
I find shoplifting sooo aesthetic
like yes babe
fuck the corporations
fuck tha police
be ungovernable
 
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The security tags work with magnets. If you get a sufficiently strong magnet, you can take it off. That’s how we do it in retail, there’s a magnet with a really strong magnetic field that we use.
yeah thats what he talked about, I believe you can just buy it online right? worthy investment for free clothes ngl, just come prepared. works better if you're a fashioncel, which I'm not
 
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yeah thats what he talked about, I believe you can just buy it online right? worthy investment for free clothes ngl, just come prepared. works better if you're a fashioncel, which I'm not
yes sir
you can buy s3 keys, golf magnets, n52 magnets, etc
 
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I’ve never shoplifted, would be pathetic getting caught over something as little as that.
 
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light afterschool session yknow:feelshmm:. I've taken a lot of softmaxxes like skincare, hair products, meat etc.

I'm not ranked up enough yet to move to clothes drugs or electronics I need someone to mentor me:owo:
I use to steal clothes (prob 2k altogether) now If I was to live in the cities I'd steal books.
 
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2x kitkat bars ($5 total)
2x monster energy ($6.40 total)
1x protein bar ($4)
1x marshmallow weird protein bar ($4.95)

total $20.35
$4 for a protein bar
america has fallen wtf
 
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