My sister fucking ruined my Christmas surprise

[Zerkmaxed]

I got my nephew a ps5 for Christmas cuz im the favorite unc and i got a status to withhold plus i love being generous to people cuz thats the only time im ever noticed or appreciated for anything. But then my FUCKING sister found out about my second ps5 (the one for my nephew) and told him about how I got a second one. It didn’t help that I spent all day telling him to not snoop thru my room cuz I had a Christmas gift in there for him and he respected my wishes until she fucking told him of my second ps5 and obviously the lil nigga put the pieces together. He was still super happy and crying happy tears which was nice but fuck imagine how much better it would be if It actually went as planned and he opened the ps5 from me in front of everyone for a brutal gift/uncle mog. FUCK.

 

[rawr]

is she like ten

 

[Zerkmaxed]

is she like ten

She’s fourteen years of fucking age still doing this shit. A few months ago she even snitched on me cuz she found my weed pen and since I was like a week from turning 18 at the time I got into deep shit for it cuz I was still a “minor”. Siblings are so cancer like I love them but fuck

 

[Siber777]

She’s fourteen years of fucking age still doing this shit. A few months ago she even snitched on me cuz she found my weed pen and since I was like a week from turning 18 at the time I got into deep shit for it cuz I was still a “minor”. Siblings are so cancer like I love them but fuck

Beat the shit out of her and then beat the shit out of her again and then repeat that shit again and curb stomp her ass

 

[Arminus]

Beat the shit out of her and then beat the shit out of her again and then repeat that shit again and curb stomp her ass

Tf chill

 

[Siber777]

Tf chill

 

[i love my frenchie]

Tf chill

ur right she deserves worse

 

[i love my frenchie]

best uncle award still goes to you tho, if u wanna be extra cool get him a game or two when christmas actually comes around

 

[Restitutor Orbis]

She’s fourteen years of fucking age still doing this shit. A few months ago she even snitched on me cuz she found my weed pen and since I was like a week from turning 18 at the time I got into deep shit for it cuz I was still a “minor”. Siblings are so cancer like I love them but fuck

Brutal. Pens are gay tho, just smoke bud

 

[alurmo]

I got my nephew a ps5 for Christmas cuz im the favorite unc and i got a status to withhold plus i love being generous to people cuz thats the only time im ever noticed or appreciated for anything. But then my FUCKING sister found out about my second ps5 (the one for my nephew) and told him about how I got a second one. It didn’t help that I spent all day telling him to not snoop thru my room cuz I had a Christmas gift in there for him and he respected my wishes until she fucking told him of my second ps5 and obviously the lil nigga put the pieces together. He was still super happy and crying happy tears which was nice but fuck imagine how much better it would be if It actually went as planned and he opened the ps5 from me in front of everyone for a brutal gift/uncle mog. FUCK.

wasting money on family is useless
shouldve baught boyo a bench press and a barbell with plates btw

 

[rawr]

She’s fourteen years of fucking age still doing this shit. A few months ago she even snitched on me cuz she found my weed pen and since I was like a week from turning 18 at the time I got into deep shit for it cuz I was still a “minor”. Siblings are so cancer like I love them but fuck

makes sense, i figured a younger sibling was gonna do something like that

 

[Zerkmaxed]

wasting money on family is useless
shouldve baught boyo a bench press and a barbell with plates btw

Oh don’t you worry the second he’s old enough to get a gym membership I’m forcing him into my gymcel life

 

[Zerkmaxed]

Brutal. Pens are gay tho, just smoke bud

I agree but carts are WAY cheaper for the price to amount of highs ratio

 

[User28823]

buying ur nephew a goys5 instead of buying him hgh, ai, and test.

couldnt be me.

 

[Zerkmaxed]

best uncle award still goes to you tho, if u wanna be extra cool get him a game or two when christmas actually comes around

Thanks! Good idea, maybe I’ll get him Spider-Man or something

 

[i love my frenchie]

buying ur nephew a goys5 instead of buying him hgh, ai, and test.

couldnt be me.

not bcus u cant but bcus u cant afford it haha goteem

 

[Zerkmaxed]

buying ur nephew a goys5 instead of buying him hgh, ai, and test.

couldnt be me.

I’ll buy him roids once he’s 14