My sister fucking ruined my Christmas surprise

[Deleted member 275074]

I got my nephew a ps5 for Christmas cuz im the favorite unc and i got a status to withhold plus i love being generous to people cuz thats the only time im ever noticed or appreciated for anything. But then my FUCKING sister found out about my second ps5 (the one for my nephew) and told him about how I got a second one. It didn’t help that I spent all day telling him to not snoop thru my room cuz I had a Christmas gift in there for him and he respected my wishes until she fucking told him of my second ps5 and obviously the lil nigga put the pieces together. He was still super happy and crying happy tears which was nice but fuck imagine how much better it would be if It actually went as planned and he opened the ps5 from me in front of everyone for a brutal gift/uncle mog. FUCK.

 

[rawr]

is she like ten

 

[Deleted member 275074]

is she like ten

She’s fourteen years of fucking age still doing this shit. A few months ago she even snitched on me cuz she found my weed pen and since I was like a week from turning 18 at the time I got into deep shit for it cuz I was still a “minor”. Siblings are so cancer like I love them but fuck

 

[Siber777]

She’s fourteen years of fucking age still doing this shit. A few months ago she even snitched on me cuz she found my weed pen and since I was like a week from turning 18 at the time I got into deep shit for it cuz I was still a “minor”. Siblings are so cancer like I love them but fuck

Beat the shit out of her and then beat the shit out of her again and then repeat that shit again and curb stomp her ass

 

[Arminus]

Beat the shit out of her and then beat the shit out of her again and then repeat that shit again and curb stomp her ass

Tf chill

 

[Siber777]

Tf chill

 

[Deleted member 134742]

Tf chill

ur right she deserves worse

 

[Deleted member 134742]

best uncle award still goes to you tho, if u wanna be extra cool get him a game or two when christmas actually comes around

 

[Restitutor Orbis]

She’s fourteen years of fucking age still doing this shit. A few months ago she even snitched on me cuz she found my weed pen and since I was like a week from turning 18 at the time I got into deep shit for it cuz I was still a “minor”. Siblings are so cancer like I love them but fuck

Brutal. Pens are gay tho, just smoke bud

 

[alurmo]

I got my nephew a ps5 for Christmas cuz im the favorite unc and i got a status to withhold plus i love being generous to people cuz thats the only time im ever noticed or appreciated for anything. But then my FUCKING sister found out about my second ps5 (the one for my nephew) and told him about how I got a second one. It didn’t help that I spent all day telling him to not snoop thru my room cuz I had a Christmas gift in there for him and he respected my wishes until she fucking told him of my second ps5 and obviously the lil nigga put the pieces together. He was still super happy and crying happy tears which was nice but fuck imagine how much better it would be if It actually went as planned and he opened the ps5 from me in front of everyone for a brutal gift/uncle mog. FUCK.

wasting money on family is useless
shouldve baught boyo a bench press and a barbell with plates btw

 

[rawr]

She’s fourteen years of fucking age still doing this shit. A few months ago she even snitched on me cuz she found my weed pen and since I was like a week from turning 18 at the time I got into deep shit for it cuz I was still a “minor”. Siblings are so cancer like I love them but fuck

makes sense, i figured a younger sibling was gonna do something like that

 

[Deleted member 275074]

wasting money on family is useless
shouldve baught boyo a bench press and a barbell with plates btw

Oh don’t you worry the second he’s old enough to get a gym membership I’m forcing him into my gymcel life

 

[Deleted member 275074]

Brutal. Pens are gay tho, just smoke bud

I agree but carts are WAY cheaper for the price to amount of highs ratio

 

[User28823]

buying ur nephew a goys5 instead of buying him hgh, ai, and test.

couldnt be me.

 

[Deleted member 275074]

best uncle award still goes to you tho, if u wanna be extra cool get him a game or two when christmas actually comes around

Thanks! Good idea, maybe I’ll get him Spider-Man or something

 

[Deleted member 134742]

buying ur nephew a goys5 instead of buying him hgh, ai, and test.

couldnt be me.

not bcus u cant but bcus u cant afford it haha goteem

 

[Deleted member 275074]

buying ur nephew a goys5 instead of buying him hgh, ai, and test.

couldnt be me.

I’ll buy him roids once he’s 14

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Tales

 

[CantEscape:(]

I got my nephew a ps5 for Christmas cuz im the favorite unc and i got a status to withhold plus i love being generous to people cuz thats the only time im ever noticed or appreciated for anything. But then my FUCKING sister found out about my second ps5 (the one for my nephew) and told him about how I got a second one. It didn’t help that I spent all day telling him to not snoop thru my room cuz I had a Christmas gift in there for him and he respected my wishes until she fucking told him of my second ps5 and obviously the lil nigga put the pieces together. He was still super happy and crying happy tears which was nice but fuck imagine how much better it would be if It actually went as planned and he opened the ps5 from me in front of everyone for a brutal gift/uncle mog. FUCK.

I want to be happy too

 

[Deleted member 275074]

I want to be happy too

Just be my nephew brootal

 

[Deleted member 105316]

I got my nephew a ps5 for Christmas cuz im the favorite unc and i got a status to withhold plus i love being generous to people cuz thats the only time im ever noticed or appreciated for anything. But then my FUCKING sister found out about my second ps5 (the one for my nephew) and told him about how I got a second one. It didn’t help that I spent all day telling him to not snoop thru my room cuz I had a Christmas gift in there for him and he respected my wishes until she fucking told him of my second ps5 and obviously the lil nigga put the pieces together. He was still super happy and crying happy tears which was nice but fuck imagine how much better it would be if It actually went as planned and he opened the ps5 from me in front of everyone for a brutal gift/uncle mog. FUCK.

God i hate when little siblings act like this. can’t do shit anymore without them doing some bullshit

 

[Deleted member 275074]

God i hate when little siblings act like this. can’t do shit anymore without them doing some bullshit

Exactly, piss me the fuck off

 

[zertex]

little siblings are so fucking annoying

 

[Deleted member 275074]

little siblings are so fucking annoying

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[Lefty Rankin]

I got my nephew a ps5 for Christmas cuz im the favorite unc and i got a status to withhold plus i love being generous to people cuz thats the only time im ever noticed or appreciated for anything. But then my FUCKING sister found out about my second ps5 (the one for my nephew) and told him about how I got a second one. It didn’t help that I spent all day telling him to not snoop thru my room cuz I had a Christmas gift in there for him and he respected my wishes until she fucking told him of my second ps5 and obviously the lil nigga put the pieces together. He was still super happy and crying happy tears which was nice but fuck imagine how much better it would be if It actually went as planned and he opened the ps5 from me in front of everyone for a brutal gift/uncle mog. FUCK.

I would surprise your sister with an unsolicited cream pie. You wouldn't ruin it and tell her about it would you bro?

 

[LTNUser]

I would surprise your sister with an unsolicited cream pie. You wouldn't ruin it and tell her about it would you bro?

She is 14
You need to hesitate, unc

 

[Lefty Rankin]

She is 14
You need to hesitate, unc

I don't hesitate for shit. I'd give her an unsolicited cream pie. A gift from 38 year old me to 14 year old her!

 

[sick kunt31]

leisurehomes.org

 

[Deleted member 275074]

I don't hesitate for shit. I'd give her an unsolicited cream pie. A gift from 38 year old me to 14 year old her!

Lock this nigga up yo

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Lock this nigga up yo

Just give me a kiss, dreamboat sissy. I won't tell your nephew about your gifts and ruin any surprises. I don't give a fuck about your lil ass nephew. It's you and me against the world. We were meant to be together.

 

[valentine]

f*id