my skin is so fucking dry rn

[swt]

for the past month or so, my skin has been so extremely dry and i’m getting cystic acne and my face is dry, my back is dry and my ballsack is dry and it’s so uncomfortable

i’m not gonna resort to lotion because it doesn’t exist in nature, in nature we use our cum but i think that’s too yucky so i’ll do nothing

 

[swt]

no this is so uncomfortable right now

 

[Sceptical]

my ballsack is dry

 

[Node]

How does he know..
@Sceptical

 

[jestercookievicular]

my dick is dry

 

[swt]

How does he know..
@Sceptical

wat happen

 

[chadisbeingmade]

i’m getting cystic acne

you should be forcibly fed Isotretinoin and put into a straitjacket until you’re cured of acne

 

[Sceptical]

How does he know..
@Sceptical

his boyfriend told him

 

[Node]

his boyfriend told him

Mogs me

 

[Sceptical]

Mogs me

shall i castrate you now?

 

[Node]

shall i castrate you now?

Shall I castrate you nows me