My softmaxxing christmas list:

[sarmatian]

Topical Minoxidil 5%
The Ordinary Lash and Brow Serum
Cleanser
Moisturizer
Penis Pump
Vitamin C Serum

 

[willsmith]

Are you gonna ask your parents for a dick pump

 

[nsk4ll]

Topical Minoxidil 5%
The Ordinary Lash and Brow Serum
Cleanser
Moisturizer
Penis Pump
Vitamin C Serum

good luck
i will try to softmax as much as possible in 2026, i am gonna enjoy my time till new year

 

[sarmatian]

Are you gonna ask your parents for a dick pump

No you dumb creature.

 

[jewfucker]

Are you gonna ask your parents for a dick pump

one cock pumper please foid mom

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

good luck
i will try to softmax as much as possible in 2026, i am gonna enjoy my time till new year

Larp we gon die on here son

 

[foidletslayer]

 

[Korbi3008]

Topical Minoxidil 5%
The Ordinary Lash and Brow Serum
Cleanser
Moisturizer
Penis Pump
Vitamin C Serum

what in the world is a Penis Pump?

 

[sarmatian]

one cock pumper please foid mom

I'm gonna tickle your microwave.

 

[walee]

 

[ElliotRodgerFan]

Half this shit does fuck all