My song roasting 30 year old hypergamous foids

[swaggyp1]

THIRTY YEARS OLD,
STILL OUT ON THE PISS!
LOOKING FOR MR. PERFECT,
BUT THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING MISSED!

“HE’S TOO SHORT!”
“HE’S TOO POOR!”
“HE’S JUST NOT RIGHT FOR ME!”
YOU’VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR SEVEN YEARS—
NOW YOU’RE TURNING THIRTY-THREE!

SWIPE LEFT!
SWIPE RIGHT!
YOU’RE SWIPING EVERY NIGHT!
SIX-FOOT-FOUR AND LOOKS LIKE THOR,
OR HE SIMPLY ISN’T RIGHT!

“KNOW MY WORTH!”
“RAISE THE BAR!”
“MY STANDARDS MUST STAY HIGH!”
YOU’VE BEEN SAYING THAT SINCE UNI,
WHILE ANOTHER YEAR GOES BY!

THIRTY YEARS OLD!
STILL DRESSED UP FOR THE CLUB!
STILL WAITING FOR PRINCE CHARMING,
WITH A COCKTAIL IN THE PUB!

THAT IS EMBARRASSING!
THAT IS EMBARRASSING!
THAT IS EMBARRASSING!
THAT IS EMBARRASSING!

 

[jkxdy]

 

[NoidFiggerJew67]

Put this effort into getting a job nga