My Sub-5 friend told a drunk girl he fucked her when she was unconscious 😂😂😂

[Big Boss]

When i was 15-16 in secondary school, we had this class clown type of character. He was so fucking chopped ngl. Think of every facial flaw in the world. Recessed, massive forehead, 5’5, fucked up teeth bad posture and skinny fat. He was like a morrocon version of ironmike. We’ll call him Z

Anyways there was a house party. This girl, 5’10 blonde hltb, she got super drunk that day to the point the next day she couldnt remember what happened.

The next day in school Z starts telling everyone that he fucked her as a joke, and then i cant remember the exact context cos it was years ago, but we were in a group and he said to her “i literally fucked you!” And she was just in denial saying no you didnt. He was just saying it as a joke cos my entire friend group were laughing. But then the girl hated the idea so much she literally started sobbing crying after he said “i fucked you! I fucked you!” And her friends started comforting her.

Bro this guy was such a retard but it was so funny. I dont actually know if she thought there was a chance this subhuman fucked her or she was just upset at the thought of being touched by sub-5 brah

 

[truC3L]

Fuck you

 

[diarrhetic]

When i was 15-16 in secondary school, we had this class clown type of character. He was so fucking chopped ngl. Think of every facial flaw in the world. Recessed, massive forehead, 5’5, fucked up teeth bad posture and skinny fat. He was like a morrocon version of ironmike. We’ll call him Z

Anyways there was a house party. This girl called M, she got super drunk that day to the point the next day she couldnt remember what happened.

The next day in school Z starts telling everyone that he fucked her as a joke, and then i cant remember the exact context cos it was years ago, but we were in a group and he said to her “i literally fucked you!” And she was just in denial saying no you didnt. He was just saying it as a joke cos my entire friend group were laughing. But then the girl hated the idea so much she literally started sobbing crying after he said “i fucked you! I fucked you!” And her friends started comforting her.

Bro this guy was such a retard but it was so funny. I dont actually know if she thought there was a chance this subhuman fucked her or she was just upset at the thought of being touched by sub-5 brah

Iron mike catching strays was not necessary bro

 

[Big Boss]

Iron mike catching strays was not necessary bro

Hes the only person with similar build and 5’5

 

[ltbsmagnet]

When i was 15-16 in secondary school, we had this class clown type of character. He was so fucking chopped ngl. Think of every facial flaw in the world. Recessed, massive forehead, 5’5, fucked up teeth bad posture and skinny fat. He was like a morrocon version of ironmike. We’ll call him Z

Anyways there was a house party. This girl, 5’10 blonde hltb, she got super drunk that day to the point the next day she couldnt remember what happened.

The next day in school Z starts telling everyone that he fucked her as a joke, and then i cant remember the exact context cos it was years ago, but we were in a group and he said to her “i literally fucked you!” And she was just in denial saying no you didnt. He was just saying it as a joke cos my entire friend group were laughing. But then the girl hated the idea so much she literally started sobbing crying after he said “i fucked you! I fucked you!” And her friends started comforting her.

Bro this guy was such a retard but it was so funny. I dont actually know if she thought there was a chance this subhuman fucked her or she was just upset at the thought of being touched by sub-5 brah

bro ur stories are insane

reading ur threads feels like a movie

 

[Fledermaus]

Iron mike catching strays was not necessary bro

 

[zennn]

When i was 15-16 in secondary school, we had this class clown type of character. He was so fucking chopped ngl. Think of every facial flaw in the world. Recessed, massive forehead, 5’5, fucked up teeth bad posture and skinny fat. He was like a morrocon version of ironmike. We’ll call him Z

Anyways there was a house party. This girl, 5’10 blonde hltb, she got super drunk that day to the point the next day she couldnt remember what happened.

The next day in school Z starts telling everyone that he fucked her as a joke, and then i cant remember the exact context cos it was years ago, but we were in a group and he said to her “i literally fucked you!” And she was just in denial saying no you didnt. He was just saying it as a joke cos my entire friend group were laughing. But then the girl hated the idea so much she literally started sobbing crying after he said “i fucked you! I fucked you!” And her friends started comforting her.

Bro this guy was such a retard but it was so funny. I dont actually know if she thought there was a chance this subhuman fucked her or she was just upset at the thought of being touched by sub-5 brah

 

[diarrhetic]

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This whole thread is the funniest shit ever.I am stealing the masvidal clip if you dont mind

 

[Fledermaus]

This whole thread is the funniest shit ever.I am stealing the masvidal clip if you dont mind

go ahead bro

 

[lowtierwelling]

When i was 15-16 in secondary school, we had this class clown type of character. He was so fucking chopped ngl. Think of every facial flaw in the world. Recessed, massive forehead, 5’5, fucked up teeth bad posture and skinny fat. He was like a morrocon version of ironmike. We’ll call him Z

Anyways there was a house party. This girl, 5’10 blonde hltb, she got super drunk that day to the point the next day she couldnt remember what happened.

The next day in school Z starts telling everyone that he fucked her as a joke, and then i cant remember the exact context cos it was years ago, but we were in a group and he said to her “i literally fucked you!” And she was just in denial saying no you didnt. He was just saying it as a joke cos my entire friend group were laughing. But then the girl hated the idea so much she literally started sobbing crying after he said “i fucked you! I fucked you!” And her friends started comforting her.

Bro this guy was such a retard but it was so funny. I dont actually know if she thought there was a chance this subhuman fucked her or she was just upset at the thought of being touched by sub-5 brah

That iron mike stray

 

[Big Boss]

That iron mike stray

Is it a stray if its just a fact tho?

 

[mangotimer]

I wish I could do this legally

 

[agustoz]

When i was 15-16 in secondary school, we had this class clown type of character. He was so fucking chopped ngl. Think of every facial flaw in the world. Recessed, massive forehead, 5’5, fucked up teeth bad posture and skinny fat. He was like a morrocon version of ironmike. We’ll call him Z

Anyways there was a house party. This girl, 5’10 blonde hltb, she got super drunk that day to the point the next day she couldnt remember what happened.

The next day in school Z starts telling everyone that he fucked her as a joke, and then i cant remember the exact context cos it was years ago, but we were in a group and he said to her “i literally fucked you!” And she was just in denial saying no you didnt. He was just saying it as a joke cos my entire friend group were laughing. But then the girl hated the idea so much she literally started sobbing crying after he said “i fucked you! I fucked you!” And her friends started comforting her.

Bro this guy was such a retard but it was so funny. I dont actually know if she thought there was a chance this subhuman fucked her or she was just upset at the thought of being touched by sub-5 brah

Did not read but he can't be that ugly

 

[Big Boss]

F

 

[salva]

That's how you ruin your reputation

 

[oxiwoxi]

She wouldn’t have cried if he looked good

 

[sonic55555]

When i was 15-16 in secondary school, we had this class clown type of character. He was so fucking chopped ngl. Think of every facial flaw in the world. Recessed, massive forehead, 5’5, fucked up teeth bad posture and skinny fat. He was like a morrocon version of ironmike. We’ll call him Z

Anyways there was a house party. This girl, 5’10 blonde hltb, she got super drunk that day to the point the next day she couldnt remember what happened.

The next day in school Z starts telling everyone that he fucked her as a joke, and then i cant remember the exact context cos it was years ago, but we were in a group and he said to her “i literally fucked you!” And she was just in denial saying no you didnt. He was just saying it as a joke cos my entire friend group were laughing. But then the girl hated the idea so much she literally started sobbing crying after he said “i fucked you! I fucked you!” And her friends started comforting her.

Bro this guy was such a retard but it was so funny. I dont actually know if she thought there was a chance this subhuman fucked her or she was just upset at the thought of being touched by sub-5 brah

lmao. bitch started crying. dumbass retarded female gender useless fucks

 

[Big Boss]

That's how you ruin your reputation

In this rare case it might’ve increased his reputation among the boys because he was known as the school jester/class clown. Forgot to mention that in the thread

 

[lowtierwelling]

Is it a stray if its just a fact tho?

100% a fact.

Keep spreading the word. Try to include ironmike hate on your porn posts next

 

[za1n]

When i was 15-16 in secondary school, we had this class clown type of character. He was so fucking chopped ngl. Think of every facial flaw in the world. Recessed, massive forehead, 5’5, fucked up teeth bad posture and skinny fat. He was like a morrocon version of ironmike. We’ll call him Z

Anyways there was a house party. This girl, 5’10 blonde hltb, she got super drunk that day to the point the next day she couldnt remember what happened.

The next day in school Z starts telling everyone that he fucked her as a joke, and then i cant remember the exact context cos it was years ago, but we were in a group and he said to her “i literally fucked you!” And she was just in denial saying no you didnt. He was just saying it as a joke cos my entire friend group were laughing. But then the girl hated the idea so much she literally started sobbing crying after he said “i fucked you! I fucked you!” And her friends started comforting her.

Bro this guy was such a retard but it was so funny. I dont actually know if she thought there was a chance this subhuman fucked her or she was just upset at the thought of being touched by sub-5 brah

secondary school big boss was in the uk ? i need to get the fuck out of this place

 

[Big Boss]

When i was 15-16 in secondary school, we had this class clown type of character. He was so fucking chopped ngl. Think of every facial flaw in the world. Recessed, massive forehead, 5’5, fucked up teeth bad posture and skinny fat. He was like a morrocon version of ironmike. We’ll call him Z

Anyways there was a house party. This girl, 5’10 blonde hltb, she got super drunk that day to the point the next day she couldnt remember what happened.

The next day in school Z starts telling everyone that he fucked her as a joke, and then i cant remember the exact context cos it was years ago, but we were in a group and he said to her “i literally fucked you!” And she was just in denial saying no you didnt. He was just saying it as a joke cos my entire friend group were laughing. But then the girl hated the idea so much she literally started sobbing crying after he said “i fucked you! I fucked you!” And her friends started comforting her.

Bro this guy was such a retard but it was so funny. I dont actually know if she thought there was a chance this subhuman fucked her or she was just upset at the thought of being touched by sub-5 brah

 

[supershocked123]

he couldve been targeted for rape, he was lucky

 

[Pebbled]

I wonder what Z is doing today

 

[Big Boss]

When i was 15-16 in secondary school, we had this class clown type of character. He was so fucking chopped ngl. Think of every facial flaw in the world. Recessed, massive forehead, 5’5, fucked up teeth bad posture and skinny fat. He was like a morrocon version of ironmike. We’ll call him Z

Anyways there was a house party. This girl, 5’10 blonde hltb, she got super drunk that day to the point the next day she couldnt remember what happened.

The next day in school Z starts telling everyone that he fucked her as a joke, and then i cant remember the exact context cos it was years ago, but we were in a group and he said to her “i literally fucked you!” And she was just in denial saying no you didnt. He was just saying it as a joke cos my entire friend group were laughing. But then the girl hated the idea so much she literally started sobbing crying after he said “i fucked you! I fucked you!” And her friends started comforting her.

Bro this guy was such a retard but it was so funny. I dont actually know if she thought there was a chance this subhuman fucked her or she was just upset at the thought of being touched by sub-5 brah