My taint is 4 inches

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It's the distance between the anus and balls. It's the best predictor of male fertility and correlates to penis size and test levels. Average is about 2".

You should all be taint-maxxing :lul:
 
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Brb getting taint implants from eppley
 
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Sooo how did you measure it? Stuck one end of the tape in your asshole and moved the other one around you crotch to your dick?
 
a short taint is common among homosexuals, fyi
 
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as a physical trait commonly obeserved in homosexuals
 
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Sooo how did you measure it? Stuck one end of the tape in your asshole and moved the other one around you crotch to your dick?
I asked my gf to measure it. She always used to tell me it was very long distance and I saw videos about the concept of taint sizes decreasing worldwide due to prenatal exposure to plastics and thus low prenatal T.
 
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taint? u mean gooch
 
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mine is like 6 inches
 
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I asked my gf to measure it. She always used to tell me it was very long distance and I saw videos about the concept of taint sizes decreasing worldwide due to prenatal exposure to plastics and thus low prenatal T.
You had your gf stick a measuring tape in your anus?
 
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dont make threads like this

we have a 13 year old on this forum!
 
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I asked my gf to measure it. She always used to tell me it was very long distance and I saw videos about the concept of taint sizes decreasing worldwide due to prenatal exposure to plastics and thus low prenatal T.
interesting. maybe very common in America? there is probably all sorts of physical and physiological degeneration happening
 
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@Proex
 
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i didnt fuckjng say that

that fggot used inspect element

theres literally no posts where i say that or chadeep says that
no i didnt use inspect

you begged chaddap to edit the post out and edited yours after when i sent this proof days ago

@N1666
 
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no i didnt use inspect

you begged chaddap to edit the post out and edited yours after when i sent this proof days ago

@N1666
ur such a fucking retard

only post of mine which says #7 and is replying to chadeep is of me telling his thread title was clickbait how is that fucking related to my age

im 16 nxt yr u dumb fuck go kys
 
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ur such a fucking retard

only post of mine which says #7 is of me telling his thread title was clickbait how is that fucking related to my age

im 16 nxt yr u dumb fuck go kys
dnrd kys
 
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^ bunch of kids arguing over nothing
 
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@JM10 can you measure my taint pls
 
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ur such a fucking retard

only post of mine which says #7 and is replying to chadeep is of me telling his thread title was clickbait how is that fucking related to my age

im 16 nxt yr u dumb fuck go kys
lol u younger then me
 
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你他媽的他媽的智障

我的唯一一篇寫著 #7 並且正在回复 chadeep 的帖子是我告訴他的帖子標題是 clickbait 這他媽的與我的年齡有什麼關係

im 16 nxt yr 你愚蠢他媽的去 kys
 
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I have 4.3 inches and i look Like slav nigger bitch.:feelswah:
So i think this theory is bullshit ,but who knows:ogre:

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I'm gonna do this tonight. And I took away the vibrators. If she wants to cum she needs my dick and thats final.
She's gonna hit you with that "ladies night"
 
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mines small im a tranny :feelswhy:
 
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She's gonna hit you with that "ladies night"
Bruh at a certain point imma flip out tbh. How much bullshit can a man handle? How do people not realize as clear as day how dysfunctional the modern relationship structure is? Jesus Christ

Wife doesn't have to keep house in order:feelsuhh:
Man doesn't have to work, he can be a stay at home dad. :feelsuhh:
She isn't obligated to yield to him sexually. My body my choice :feelsuhh:
But if she wants a baby he's then obligated to give her his sperm and stop being selfish :feelsuhh:
She can have male and female friends and if you have a problem with that you're a toxic insecure bastard. :feelsuhh:
Babies? It's her choice if she has sex and it's also her choice if she wants to keep the baby, ie no repercussion from sex if she doesn't want it :feelsuhh:
Who has the control? Women because they control the sex and modern men are retarded docile bastards. So they have to be "understanding" and "supportive" and "open-minded" :feelsuhh:
Men have no real power in a relationship anymore unless they have a shitton of money or social status. Even if she's fat and lazy she still has all the power.

Dating, and marriage, seems doomed in the west. I might NEED to eventually find a traditional Muslim or christian wife who fears god and knows how she's meant to act, once I sort out my religious beliefs more
 
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Bruh at a certain point imma flip out tbh. How much bullshit can a man handle? How do people not realize as clear as day how dysfunctional the modern relationship structure is? Jesus Christ

Wife doesn't have to keep house in order:feelsuhh:
Man doesn't have to work, he can be a stay at home dad. :feelsuhh:
She isn't obligated to yield to him sexually. My body my choice :feelsuhh:
But if she wants a baby he's then obligated to give her his sperm and stop being selfish :feelsuhh:
She can have male and female friends and if you have a problem with that you're a toxic insecure bastard. :feelsuhh:
Babies? It's her choice if she has sex and it's also her choice if she wants to keep the baby, ie no repercussion from sex if she doesn't want it :feelsuhh:
Who has the control? Women because they control the sex and modern men are retarded docile bastards. So they have to be "understanding" and "supportive" and "open-minded" :feelsuhh:
Men have no real power in a relationship anymore unless they have a shitton of money or social status. Even if she's fat and lazy she still has all the power.

Dating, and marriage, seems doomed in the west. I might NEED to eventually find a traditional Muslim or christian wife who fears god and knows how she's meant to ac, once I sort out my religious beliefs more
Just move to Russia. You'll find pretty/traditional grown woman. Some teens are like Finish or Nordic or some shit and fuck at 14 and stuff tho
 
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Just move to Russia. You'll find pretty/traditional grown woman. Some teens are like Finish or Nordic or some shit and fuck at 14 and stuff tho
Ukraine? Mormon communities here? Orthodox communities? I just want to know what groups of people are least affected by the globalist feminist homosexual cuckolded godless western ideas.
 
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Ukraine? Mormon communities here? Orthodox communities? I just want to know what groups of people are least affected by the globalist feminist homosexual cuckolded godless western ideas.
Ukrainians are very cucked. They are becoming very Western and want daddy America to grab their ass and start fuckin'. Some are openly National Socialist and Western countries support them lol, even Israel (!!!) In most cases they would probably be the same as Russians, ethnically all Belarussians, Ukrainians and Russians are Rus people anyway; and Rus as a country started in Kiev. Yet for some reason they want to say they are different from Russians. But again, in most individual cases you would find they are similar to Russians.
Mormons are kinda lol, at least they are openly reject homosexuality, but their entire religion is based on dumb shit. Some progressives Mormon are pro-LGBT nowadays. But yeh, they aren't even Christian.
Eastern Orthodox communities in your area? You would maybe find some Russians there. In-general Orthodoxy is something for life and I would recommend it regardless, and it is very untainted by Western globohomo, Patriarch openly against homosexuality unlike pederast Pope. You would find some based people there if you can find young people. But the Church is not for dating, for some reason it is not too uncommon to find men looking for women in Churches, or men who converted or are EO just because their wife is. But yeah it's up to you, I'd say it's a waste of time looking for a partner in an Eastern Orthodox community, but who knows maybe you'd get lucky.
 
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