My take on facial hair - Growing a Goatee

Many people underestimate "Softmaxxing" these days. Facial hair matters more than you think.

This thread will cover the importance and viability of growing a Goatee.


I made a thread about growing a Goatee already in the past, this is the updated version.




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Goateemaxxing
A thread by @Jonas2k7


I would really advise anyone to grow a Goatee, it can improve your looks drastically and is one of the only things that actually work.
Most celebrities rock a Goatee, so should you.
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1. Dimorphism
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Facial hair is one of the only things apart from bones that can add dimorphism. Having a dark and clean goatee just mogs.
Look what a difference just a few hairs can make:

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2. Coloring
The Goatee will improve your coloring. Most "moggers" look a lot worse without the ideal perfect coloring, which a Goatee can surely boost.
3. Frauding chin height and philtrum
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Just keep the chin hair a bit longer if you want to fraud additional chin height and the moustache a bit thicker to hide a long philtrum.
Especially good for people with short lower thirds and long philtrums.


4. No risks

The Goatee won't have any downsides.

Won't disturb the appearance of your hollow cheeks. Also won't "reduce your appeal" to younger girls. Facial hair isn't niche, obviously still depends on the type of facial hair.




The only way a Goatee could potentially cause problems, is if you already have perfect bones. Since you are on this forum that won't be the case anyway.

For example it wouldn't exactly add any points to individuals looking like this:

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Could be a good option for individuals with religions that either don't permit or discourage clean shaven looks.

That would be the case with some orthodox christians, muslims and sikhs.




Read the thread buddy, you think I'll ever write a TL;DR?
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Why do you want to know my tag list? :ogre:
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@chadisbeingmade @wishIwasSalludon @castizo_ascender @menas @halloweed
yeah that's something i noticed with my own face which is why i keep a small goatee on my chin. it really helps make it look angular (which is law when u have wide/tall chin) and actually makes it look smaller compared to when i clean shave it

besides like my org title suggests, i have a pretty ogre bone structure anyways so it's not like clean shaving would give me more "prettyboy appeal" or whatever.
 
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if it looks good on you then it does, if it doesnt then it does not
perhaps but i also noticed that it usually does look good on guys. it's one of the facial hair types that is usually a boost for men. unless u have fucking cro-magnon tier bones or archie tier soft features it's a net positive
 
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yeah that's something i noticed with my own face which is why i keep a small goatee on my chin. it really helps make it look angular (which is law when u have wide/tall chin) and actually makes it look smaller compared to when i clean shave it

besides like my org title suggests, i have a pretty ogre bone structure anyways so it's not like clean shaving would give me more "prettyboy appeal" or whatever.
Exactly a goatee can benefit you greatly in adding some chin height to your ogre (but awesome :Comfy:) chin.

Literally like that facial hair style was made for you. If I remember correctly your philtrum wasn't bad though, but it is still a nice addition keeping the moustache sometimes.

perhaps but i also noticed that it usually does look good on guys. it's one of the facial hair types that is usually a boost for men. unless u have fucking cro-magnon tier bones or archie tier soft features it's a net positive
On most average-looking guys in general rocking a Goatee just mogs. Like you said, if someone has too much chin height it may be unnecessary, but it's still a great addition. Only in the fewest cases it would be a looksmin.
 
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Interesting take, I agree growing a goatee is a good option for many people. The whole notion of “light/medium stubble” is an absolute cope and completely ruins your appeal to young girls, maybe this worked 10 years ago so it’s why it’s still said. A stache is also acceptable.

Anything else besides these ones or clean shaven = rip ur appeal
 
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Redpill is law if you are high mtn or low htn. :soy::soy::soy::soy:
 
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dut is for hair loss, not growth
daffy duck masturbation GIF
 
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I had a goatee once. I’m too recessed, so I need a full beard of at least 15mm length to fraud my jaw into existence.
 
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Looked like shit on me
 
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Many people underestimate "Softmaxxing" these days. Facial hair matters more than you think.

This thread will cover the importance and viability of growing a Goatee.


I made a thread about growing a Goatee already in the past, this is the updated version.




View attachment 3661879
Goateemaxxing
A thread by @Jonas2k7


I would really advise anyone to grow a Goatee, it can improve your looks drastically and is one of the only things that actually work.
Most celebrities rock a Goatee, so should you.
View attachment 3662215View attachment 3662218View attachment 3662222



1. Dimorphism
View attachment 3662533

Facial hair is one of the only things apart from bones that can add dimorphism. Having a dark and clean goatee just mogs.
Look what a difference just a few hairs can make:

View attachment 3662238

2. Coloring
The Goatee will improve your coloring. Most "moggers" look a lot worse without the ideal perfect coloring, which a Goatee can surely boost.
3. Frauding chin height and philtrum
View attachment 3662269
Just keep the chin hair a bit longer if you want to fraud additional chin height and the moustache a bit thicker to hide a long philtrum.
Especially good for people with short lower thirds and long philtrums.


4. No risks

The Goatee won't have any downsides.

Won't disturb the appearance of your hollow cheeks. Also won't "reduce your appeal" to younger girls. Facial hair isn't niche, obviously still depends on the type of facial hair.




The only way a Goatee could potentially cause problems, is if you already have perfect bones. Since you are on this forum that won't be the case anyway.

For example it wouldn't exactly add any points to individuals looking like this:

View attachment 3662463View attachment 3662466





Could be a good option for individuals with religions that either don't permit or discourage clean shaven looks.

That would be the case with some orthodox christians, muslims and sikhs.




Read the thread buddy, you think I'll ever write a TL;DR?
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Why do you want to know my tag list? :ogre:
Alright, here.
@chadisbeingmade @wishIwasSalludon @castizo_ascender @menas @halloweed
Good thread tag me next time
 
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who do u think has the perfect Goatee or who should be our inspiration while trying to grow one out
 
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