My teen ascension/looksmaxxing plan

[Looksmog]

I’ve known about looks stuff for almost 2 years now, as a young teenager, and I haven’t done anything for it.

Now it’s time to actually do stuff.


First off all, I will leanmaxx on 800 calorie per day. I think this should work in losing 10kg in a month, correct me if I’m wrong.

I will facemaxx through mewing, chewing and ice hooding But also through actual stuff like mse hooefully

Finally, I will take HGH and hopefully roids. Although this is difficult as I live with both (strict) parents it will be hard to sneak things into the house.

Any techniques for me? Rate my plan /10. thanks guys

 

[Korea]

shut the FUCK UP.

 

[Deleted member 13787]

800 calorie per day

 

[Deleted member 13787]

shut the FUCK UP.

Spoiler

 

[Looksmog]

shut the FUCK UP.

Leave me alone u old grandpa ass faggot, go make another banger thread about men

 

[Korea]

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Leave me alone u old grandpa ass faggot, go make another banger thread about men

Enjoy getting beaten by your strict ass parents child.

 

[AscendingHero]

No bitching around in the looksmaxx section

Y'all been warned!

 

[Bewusst]

First off all, I will leanmaxx on 800 calorie per day

no, you won't

 

[Aesthetica]

First off all, I will leanmaxx on 800 calorie per day. I think this should work in losing 10kg in a month, correct me if I’m wrong.

Gotta work on IQmaxing first.

 

[Wakeup]

i would suggest 1500-2000 calories a day but just do more exercise and make sure those calories are nutrient dense protein rich foods not 6 slices of frozen pizza

 

[TeenAscender]

Listen up I have strict ass parents but if u want it bad enough u will find a way to sneak in HGH

Edit: I know bc I have

 

[Deleted member 17736]

1. eating 800 calories at teen age is low iq unless you are morbidly obese.
2. roiding is also low iq at this age
3. if you can afford hgh go for it
others seem good.