My terrible Escort Experience

[mgtowmadness]

Good evening this is going to be a long post hope you like to check in on this adventure it's going to be regarding my escort maxing and Bumble Adventures.. I welcome all opinions.. first let me say escort maxing session became a total fail .. and other catastrophe say 80% of it let me explain so you never make the same mistake.. I found a escort that I liked on a site that was my first mistake anyway.. I emailed her and she gave me her cell number.. so contacted her and asked verification that it was her in the photo and lo and behold she sent a selfie and it seemed very natural... but my mistake was that I forgot was to make her hold up something like two fingers or a motion that would have been a hundred percent don't ever make this mistake..if you want to escort Max.. I was ready for this night let me tell you I had Astroglide and condoms and the assortment of candles in the Perpetual stupidity of a Cope fueled mind.. she arrived and I was in basically my birthday suit and ready to go it was not the woman.. I would not say she was a bad looking woman but it was by far no means the woman that I thought was in the pictures.. the pussy inflation in the United States is so horrible the prices are so horribly disgusting I can't begin tell you.. she wanted $1,500 to fuck.. since I was already in a illegal position I just got myself a handjob and the massage .. was out basically almost five hundred bucks.. the only good thing was that I came so hard because I saved up My coom .. so when I came I blasted so hard when she tried to cover up my dick it actually came out so hard that I blasted some on her tits.. so that was the only good part.. the better part of what's going on are my stories on Bumble but you're actually pretty fascinating I'm going to share them with .. so tell me how you feel leave your comments..This was the woman I thoght I was getting

 

[Danish_Retard]

Why even pay her ngl? Just leave as soon as you find out shes ugly.

 

[mgtowmadness]

Why even pay her ngl? Just leave as soon as you find out shes ugly.

Not ugly..Just not this woman

 

[Albeacho]

she wanted $1,500 to fuck.. since I was already in a illegal position I just got myself a handjob and the massage .. was out basically almost five hundred bucks

For real? Nigga you dumb as fuck.

 

[Deleted member 10536]

1.5k?

 

[mgtowmadness]

1.5k?

Yes for Blow job and fucking..I laughed and just paid for a massage and a handjob..I was already in a illegal situation..

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Yes for Blow job and fucking..I laughed and just paid for a massage and a handjob..I was already in a illegal situation..

What illegal situation? Didn't she tell you the price in advance?
Just tell her to gtfo. Jfc, you're legit moron/retard, so you deserve it just for that.

 

[mgtowmadness]

What illegal situation? Didn't she tell you the price in advance?
Just tell her to gtfo. Jfc, you're legit moron/retard, so you deserve it just for that.

I agree but it was my first time with dealing with a escort agency..

 

[Deleted member 10536]

I agree but it was my first time with dealing with a escort agency..

Doesn't matter. Just tell her to gtfo. Why tf would you even consider paying more than a few hundreds? Illegal, but an agency? How do ''illegal'' agencies operate? Doesn't make sense.

 

[Deleted member 7076]

so pathetic ngl

500$.. what the fuck nig

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Good evening this is going to be a long post hope you like to check in on this adventure it's going to be regarding my escort maxing and Bumble Adventures.. I welcome all opinions.. first let me say escort maxing session became a total fail .. and other catastrophe say 80% of it let me explain so you never make the same mistake.. I found a escort that I liked on a site that was my first mistake anyway.. I emailed her and she gave me her cell number.. so contacted her and asked verification that it was her in the photo and lo and behold she sent a selfie and it seemed very natural... but my mistake was that I forgot was to make her hold up something like two fingers or a motion that would have been a hundred percent don't ever make this mistake..if you want to escort Max.. I was ready for this night let me tell you I had Astroglide and condoms and the assortment of candles in the Perpetual stupidity of a Cope fueled mind.. she arrived and I was in basically my birthday suit and ready to go it was not the woman.. I would not say she was a bad looking woman but it was by far no means the woman that I thought was in the pictures.. the pussy inflation in the United States is so horrible the prices are so horribly disgusting I can't begin tell you.. she wanted $1,500 to fuck.. since I was already in a illegal position I just got myself a handjob and the massage .. was out basically almost five hundred bucks.. the only good thing was that I came so hard because I saved up My coom .. so when I came I blasted so hard when she tried to cover up my dick it actually came out so hard that I blasted some on her tits.. so that was the only good part.. the better part of what's going on are my stories on Bumble but you're actually pretty fascinating I'm going to share them with .. so tell me how you feel leave your comments..This was the woman I thoght I was getting

Not ugly..Just not this woman

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Dude, this is one of the most pathetic stories I've ever heard. Why don't you just go to the Philippines or something? You like Asians obviously. Why not get your money's worth? You could bang girls like the one in that picture every day for almost a year straight in the Philippines for $1,500.

 

[Deleted member 275]

500 dollars for a handjob?! Jfl.

Maybe if it was freakin adriana lima. Wtf this scam

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Dude, this is one of the most pathetic stories I've ever heard. Why don't you just go to the Philippines or something? You like Asians obviously. Why not get your money's worth? You could bang girls like the one in that picture every day for almost a year straight in the Philippines for $1,500.

And I thought it's harder to go lower than me.

 

[mgtowmadness]

so pathetic ngl

500$.. what the fuck nig

And I thought it's harder to go lower than me.

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[Deleted member 12002]

I don't know what you mean about being in an illegal situation. What's she gonna do? Call the cops if you don't go through with it?

You understand that you haven't broken any laws untill you agree to a transacton, right?

People like you are the very reason why hookers in the U.S. cost so much.

I can't stand you MGTOW scum. You're just a bunch of lip headed baboons. Betas crying their own way. Nobody cares dude. Women least of all. Why would you want to frequent sites like this if you got no interest in dealing with women outside of a transactional basis? You're like athiests who can't stop talking about how much they don't believe in God. You couldn't hack it with women without losing your manhood. What could people on this site possibly have to learn from someone like you?

 

[mgtowmadness]

I don't know what you mean about being in an illegal situation. What's she gonna do? Call the cops if you don't go through with it?

You understand that you haven't broken any laws untill you agree to a transacton, right?

People like you are the very reason why hookers in the U.S. cost so much.

I can't stand you MGTOW scum. You're just a bunch of lip headed baboons. Betas crying their own way. Nobody cares dude. Women least of all. Why would you want to frequent sites like this if you got no interest in dealing with women outside of a transactional basis? You're like athiests who can't stop talking about how much they don't believe in God. You couldn't hack it with women without losing your manhood. What could people on this site possibly have to learn from someone like you?

So if you had could have good pussy for $150.00 you would not do it?..This was my first and last time I have ever used a escort

 

[Deleted member 10652]

Got swindled by a two bit skank.

Mirin.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

So if you had could have good pussy for $150.00 you would not do it?..This was my first and last time I have ever used a escort

No, I've been living in China for the past 10 years. I don't think I've ever paid more than around $14 for it over here. Actually, my first time in Wenzhou was for $30. But she stayed with me at the hotel for the entire night and I got off multiple times.

I've had 2 escorts in the States and I believe I paid $200 both times. But I was only 20 years old, and I got to get off multiple times during the hour as well.

I could never go back to the States and pay that much again.

 

[mgtowmadness]

No, I've been living in China for the past 10 years. I don't think I've ever paid more than around $14 for it over here. Actually, my first time in Wenzhou was for $30. But she stayed with me at the hotel for the entire night and I got off multiple times.

I've had 2 escorts in the States and I believe I paid $200 both times. But I was only 20 years old, and I got to get off multiple times during the hour as well.

I could never go back to the States and pay that much again.

Truthfully I would rather die then do it again..unfortunately I can't make it to South East Asia at this time..Or I would be there

 

[mgtowmadness]

Got swindled by a two bit skank.

Mirin.

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I agree

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Truthfully I would rather die then do it again..unfortunately I can't make it to South East Asia at this time..Or I would be there

Philippines is the best place for that. I've never been, but that's what I've heard. Seems legit.