My Theory On Master

[unotwerk]

After years of intensive investigation (refreshing the homepage and hallucinating), it has been conclusively proven that @Master is not a normal forum owner but a multiversal administrator whose only objective is to maximize thread entropy. Every outage is the result of him accidentally opening too many browser tabs across parallel universes. Every ban is decided by a council of sentient hamsters with law degrees. The source for these findings is a USB stick I found inside a vending machine. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental. HE EVEN SAID YES WHEN I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS NETANYAHU IN DISGUISE

HES MADE BY MOSSAD'S, HES NETANYAHU'S CLONE BE AWARE!!!!!!!

 

[chud10282892]

He even has a Jewish star in his avi

 

[Stalker]

wow so captivating

 

[unotwerk]

He even has a Jewish star in his avi

he even admitted that hes netanyahu in disguise, i can show u proof that he said yes

 

[cyrux234]

Water

 

[jozsef316@gmail]

The source for these findings is a USB stick I found inside a vending machine

i put usb sticks in vending maschines

 

[unotwerk]

Water

i mog ur pfp son my pfp have aura

 

[unotwerk]

i put usb sticks in vending maschines

master got stuck in washing machine and zeta helped him get out part 1