My top 10 chads

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As a straight male, this list is based purely on objectiveness.

Ib: @PharmaPhaggot

1) Leif Stacey

Every foids wet dream. Easily the highest class face you’ll ever see, best physiognomy out of any human being to grace this earth, can just tell he’s about as charismatic as it gets. Literally embodies an aristocratic prince who’s piping all the fit nuns on a low.
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2) Chris Carmack

Best development of all time, this is the standard for what every modern day male should look like given the right circumstances. Ideal as a male jaw can get. Textbook high t american jock with one of the most robust skulls ever with practically 0 downwards growth, honestly over if you don’t look this good in your college years.
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3) Matt Bomer


Objectively one of the most perfect faces you’ll ever come across, jfl at all the ed threads on here deeming otherwise.
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4) Jon Erik Hexum

Ideal male voice, vocal cords literally handcrafted by divinity itself. Hardly anyone has ever looked this good. Standard take.
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5) Hernan Drago

Was destined to have the best longevity with his bone mass, fg and proportions. Easily the best facial ageing chad out there.
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6) Tyler Maher

Genuinely the last thing yer bird sees on her trip to marbella. B-but muh frame, dnr faggot. Objectively one of the best looking people irl, ideal life any male could live. Fuck, he probably has a fat cock aswell.
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7) Rodrigo Guirao Diaz

Another actor who looks absolutely insane in motion, t1 misc, insane palate width, arguably best smile and one of the best selfie takers out there.
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8) Andreas Eriksen

Interchangeable with rodrigo
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9) Colton Haynes

Best looking faggot behind bomer, literally one of the best looking faces I’ve seen. Be honest, you’re letting him slay you left, right and centre and that’s ok. (Interchangeable with 3/4)
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10) Tom Cruise

90+ frontal harmony classic, looks fucking insane in the firm.
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@ZenithZXV @Former Shortcel @mohi_100

 

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Shut the fuck up faggot bitch
 
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Your list seems to be mostly based on dimo. Leif isnt really the no. 1 but he's very underrated
 
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What’s going on with number 9 there buddy? :forcedsmile:
 
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As a straight male, this list is based purely on objectiveness.

Ib: @PharmaPhaggot

1) Leif Stacey

Every foids wet dream. Easily the highest class face you’ll ever see, best physiognomy out of any human being to grace this earth, can just tell he’s about as charismatic as it gets. Literally embodies an aristocratic prince who’s piping all the fit nuns on a low.View attachment 4706209View attachment 4706068

View attachment 4706072View attachment 4706074View attachment 4706078View attachment 4706081

2) Chris Carmack

Best development of all time, this is the standard for what every modern day male should look like given the right circumstances. Ideal as a male jaw can get. Textbook high t american jock with one of the most robust skulls ever with practically 0 downwards growth, honestly over if you don’t look this good in your college years.View attachment 4706230View attachment 4706105
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3) Matt Bomer


Objectively one of the most perfect faces you’ll ever come across, jfl at all the ed threads on here deeming otherwise.View attachment 4706109View attachment 4706111View attachment 4706113View attachment 4706120

4) Jon Erik Hexum

Ideal male voice, vocal cords literally handcrafted by divinity itself. Hardly anyone has ever looked this good. Standard take.View attachment 4706140View attachment 4706153
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5) Hernan Drago

Was destined to have the best longevity with his bone mass, fg and proportions. Easily the best facial ageing chad out there.View attachment 4706161

6) Tyler Maher

Genuinely the last thing yer bird sees on her trip to marbella. B-but muh frame, dnr faggot. Objectively one of the best looking people irl, ideal life any male could live. Fuck, he probably has a fat cock aswell. View attachment 4706174

7) Rodrigo Guirao Diaz

Another actor who looks absolutely insane in motion, t1 misc, insane palate width, arguably best smile and one of the best selfie takers out there.View attachment 4706187

8) Andreas Eriksen

Interchangeable with rodrigoView attachment 4706196

9) Colton Haynes

Best looking faggot behind bomer, literally one of the best looking faces I’ve seen. Be honest, you’re letting him slay you left, right and centre and that’s ok. (Interchangeable with 3/4)View attachment 4706271View attachment 4706280

10) Tom Cruise

90+ frontal harmony classic, looks fucking insane in the firm.View attachment 4706321

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@ZenithZXV @Former Shortcel @mohi_100


Just admit it nigga, JBG
 
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also should've added this pic of cruise
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As a straight male, this list is based purely on objectiveness.

Ib: @PharmaPhaggot

1) Leif Stacey

Every foids wet dream. Easily the highest class face you’ll ever see, best physiognomy out of any human being to grace this earth, can just tell he’s about as charismatic as it gets. Literally embodies an aristocratic prince who’s piping all the fit nuns on a low.View attachment 4706209View attachment 4706068

View attachment 4706072View attachment 4706074View attachment 4706078View attachment 4706081

2) Chris Carmack

Best development of all time, this is the standard for what every modern day male should look like given the right circumstances. Ideal as a male jaw can get. Textbook high t american jock with one of the most robust skulls ever with practically 0 downwards growth, honestly over if you don’t look this good in your college years.View attachment 4706230View attachment 4706105
View attachment 4706337
3) Matt Bomer


Objectively one of the most perfect faces you’ll ever come across, jfl at all the ed threads on here deeming otherwise.View attachment 4706109View attachment 4706111View attachment 4706113View attachment 4706120

4) Jon Erik Hexum

Ideal male voice, vocal cords literally handcrafted by divinity itself. Hardly anyone has ever looked this good. Standard take.View attachment 4706140View attachment 4706153
View attachment 4706351
5) Hernan Drago

Was destined to have the best longevity with his bone mass, fg and proportions. Easily the best facial ageing chad out there.View attachment 4706161

6) Tyler Maher

Genuinely the last thing yer bird sees on her trip to marbella. B-but muh frame, dnr faggot. Objectively one of the best looking people irl, ideal life any male could live. Fuck, he probably has a fat cock aswell. View attachment 4706174

7) Rodrigo Guirao Diaz

Another actor who looks absolutely insane in motion, t1 misc, insane palate width, arguably best smile and one of the best selfie takers out there.View attachment 4706187

8) Andreas Eriksen

Interchangeable with rodrigoView attachment 4706196

9) Colton Haynes

Best looking faggot behind bomer, literally one of the best looking faces I’ve seen. Be honest, you’re letting him slay you left, right and centre and that’s ok. (Interchangeable with 3/4)View attachment 4706271View attachment 4706280

10) Tom Cruise

90+ frontal harmony classic, looks fucking insane in the firm.View attachment 4706321

Honourable mentions

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@ZenithZXV @Former Shortcel @mohi_100


Good list, i shouldve put colton on mine
 
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As a straight male, this list is based purely on objectiveness.

Ib: @PharmaPhaggot

1) Leif Stacey

Every foids wet dream. Easily the highest class face you’ll ever see, best physiognomy out of any human being to grace this earth, can just tell he’s about as charismatic as it gets. Literally embodies an aristocratic prince who’s piping all the fit nuns on a low.View attachment 4706209View attachment 4706068

View attachment 4706072View attachment 4706074View attachment 4706078View attachment 4706081

2) Chris Carmack

Best development of all time, this is the standard for what every modern day male should look like given the right circumstances. Ideal as a male jaw can get. Textbook high t american jock with one of the most robust skulls ever with practically 0 downwards growth, honestly over if you don’t look this good in your college years.View attachment 4706230View attachment 4706105
View attachment 4706337
3) Matt Bomer


Objectively one of the most perfect faces you’ll ever come across, jfl at all the ed threads on here deeming otherwise.View attachment 4706109View attachment 4706111View attachment 4706113View attachment 4706120

4) Jon Erik Hexum

Ideal male voice, vocal cords literally handcrafted by divinity itself. Hardly anyone has ever looked this good. Standard take.View attachment 4706140View attachment 4706153
View attachment 4706351
5) Hernan Drago

Was destined to have the best longevity with his bone mass, fg and proportions. Easily the best facial ageing chad out there.View attachment 4706161

6) Tyler Maher

Genuinely the last thing yer bird sees on her trip to marbella. B-but muh frame, dnr faggot. Objectively one of the best looking people irl, ideal life any male could live. Fuck, he probably has a fat cock aswell. View attachment 4706174

7) Rodrigo Guirao Diaz

Another actor who looks absolutely insane in motion, t1 misc, insane palate width, arguably best smile and one of the best selfie takers out there.View attachment 4706187

8) Andreas Eriksen

Interchangeable with rodrigoView attachment 4706196

9) Colton Haynes

Best looking faggot behind bomer, literally one of the best looking faces I’ve seen. Be honest, you’re letting him slay you left, right and centre and that’s ok. (Interchangeable with 3/4)View attachment 4706271View attachment 4706280

10) Tom Cruise

90+ frontal harmony classic, looks fucking insane in the firm.View attachment 4706321

Honourable mentions

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@ZenithZXV @Former Shortcel @mohi_100


Men are the superior gender😍
 
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