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As a straight male, this list is based purely on objectiveness.
Ib: @PharmaPhaggot
1) Leif Stacey
Every foids wet dream. Easily the highest class face you’ll ever see, best physiognomy out of any human being to grace this earth, can just tell he’s about as charismatic as it gets. Literally embodies an aristocratic prince who’s piping all the fit nuns on a low.
2) Chris Carmack
Best development of all time, this is the standard for what every modern day male should look like given the right circumstances. Ideal as a male jaw can get. Textbook high t american jock with one of the most robust skulls ever with practically 0 downwards growth, honestly over if you don’t look this good in your college years.
3) Matt Bomer
Objectively one of the most perfect faces you’ll ever come across, jfl at all the ed threads on here deeming otherwise.
4) Jon Erik Hexum
Ideal male voice, vocal cords literally handcrafted by divinity itself. Hardly anyone has ever looked this good. Standard take.
5) Hernan Drago
Was destined to have the best longevity with his bone mass, fg and proportions. Easily the best facial ageing chad out there.
6) Tyler Maher
Genuinely the last thing yer bird sees on her trip to marbella. B-but muh frame, dnr faggot. Objectively one of the best looking people irl, ideal life any male could live. Fuck, he probably has a fat cock aswell.
7) Rodrigo Guirao Diaz
Another actor who looks absolutely insane in motion, t1 misc, insane palate width, arguably best smile and one of the best selfie takers out there.
8) Andreas Eriksen
Interchangeable with rodrigo
9) Colton Haynes
Best looking faggot behind bomer, literally one of the best looking faces I’ve seen. Be honest, you’re letting him slay you left, right and centre and that’s ok. (Interchangeable with 3/4)
10) Tom Cruise
90+ frontal harmony classic, looks fucking insane in the firm.
Honourable mentions
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@ZenithZXV @Former Shortcel @mohi_100
Ib: @PharmaPhaggot
1) Leif Stacey
Every foids wet dream. Easily the highest class face you’ll ever see, best physiognomy out of any human being to grace this earth, can just tell he’s about as charismatic as it gets. Literally embodies an aristocratic prince who’s piping all the fit nuns on a low.
2) Chris Carmack
Best development of all time, this is the standard for what every modern day male should look like given the right circumstances. Ideal as a male jaw can get. Textbook high t american jock with one of the most robust skulls ever with practically 0 downwards growth, honestly over if you don’t look this good in your college years.
3) Matt Bomer
Objectively one of the most perfect faces you’ll ever come across, jfl at all the ed threads on here deeming otherwise.
4) Jon Erik Hexum
Ideal male voice, vocal cords literally handcrafted by divinity itself. Hardly anyone has ever looked this good. Standard take.
5) Hernan Drago
Was destined to have the best longevity with his bone mass, fg and proportions. Easily the best facial ageing chad out there.
6) Tyler Maher
Genuinely the last thing yer bird sees on her trip to marbella. B-but muh frame, dnr faggot. Objectively one of the best looking people irl, ideal life any male could live. Fuck, he probably has a fat cock aswell.
7) Rodrigo Guirao Diaz
Another actor who looks absolutely insane in motion, t1 misc, insane palate width, arguably best smile and one of the best selfie takers out there.
8) Andreas Eriksen
Interchangeable with rodrigo
9) Colton Haynes
Best looking faggot behind bomer, literally one of the best looking faces I’ve seen. Be honest, you’re letting him slay you left, right and centre and that’s ok. (Interchangeable with 3/4)
10) Tom Cruise
90+ frontal harmony classic, looks fucking insane in the firm.
Honourable mentions
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@ZenithZXV @Former Shortcel @mohi_100
