My top 3 sexual experiences of all time

[user1728482728]

1) had a party at my grandparents dank beachfront house in high school and had a 5 way with my best bro and 3 of the hottest stacies in my high school

2) did a bunch of coke and lean and fucked a girl all night on my friends 50 foot yacht in Chicago

3) picked up a girl at a bar and brought her to my luxury suite at the Ritz Carlton in Montreal ( $1000 a night) and she instantly fell in love with me

honorable mention:

Got super high and fucked a girl in the ass on a camping trip and made her scream so loud she woke everyone up, also her ugly friend asked to join in with us but I had to kick that hoe out my tent

what are your guys favorite sexual memories?

 

[NorwoodMilitant]

 

[Deleted member 3020]

t a l e s

 

[Deleted member 4300]

bro you forgot to add that one time you and dan bilzerian jumped out of his private jet with your cocks out and while still mid air upon landing managed to penetrate adriana lima with 100% accuracy while she was waiting for you with her legs spread open on his super yacht

 

[Deleted member 9670]

this account is for satire only

 

[Deleted member 6723]

mine is I woke up to Eva raping me by riding my dick.

My dream sex tbh

 

[Deleted member 9072]

mine is I woke up to Eva raping me by riding my dick.

My dream sex tbh

too bad your filipino and gook
keep larping on an incel site bro

 

[Deleted member 9670]

mine is I woke up to Eva raping me by riding my dick.

My dream sex tbh

I never have sex dreams they always end before sex happens even when I try to rape

 

[Deleted member 9670]

too bad your filipino and gook
keep larping on an incel site bro

filipinos could be considered pacific islanders

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Tales

 

[Merćer]

1) had a party at my grandparents dank beachfront house in high school and had a 5 way with my best bro and 3 of the hottest stacies in my high school

2) did a bunch of coke and lean and fucked a girl all night on my friends 50 foot yacht in Chicago

3) picked up a girl at a bar and brought her to my luxury suite at the Ritz Carlton in Montreal ( $1000 a night) and she instantly fell in love with me

honorable mention:

Got super high and fucked a girl in the ass on a camping trip and made her scream so loud she woke everyone up, also her ugly friend asked to join in with us but I had to kick that hoe out my tent

what are your guys favorite sexual memories?

 

[user1728482728]

bro you forgot to add that one time you and dan bilzerian jumped out of his private jet with your cocks out and while still mid air upon landing managed to penetrate adriana lima with 100% accuracy while she was waiting for you with her legs spread open on his super yacht

Cope

 

[Deleted member 2403]

tales

 

[brickbomz14]

when u never had a sexual experience in ur whole 60 years smh

 

[Deleted member 6873]

#1 my uncle barry