My trousers ripped

[theinhibmaxxer]

Had a bit of an awkward experience just there, I was in the library and I bent down to tie my laces. My fucking cheap ass trousers split in half where my dick is, idk if anyone saw but I got up and started walking like I had a butt plug up my ass to try and hide it. Went to the bathroom to see the damage and yeah was pretty bad. Had to walk all the way to the bus stop fucking with my legs glued together, and obviously the nicest looking girl I've seen all month stands beside me. Was even worse when I had to sit on the bus with a massive fucking hole between my legs. This type of shit always happens to me fuck this

 

[asdvek]

 

[omnivorre]

never even heard of pants splitting in that area you are cursed man

 

[Zagrosian.]

Nigga what

 

[theinhibmaxxer]

never even heard of pants splitting in that area you are cursed man

Yeah nigga went almost all the way to my ass u could see my hairy ass legs, idk how I didn't Kms on the spot

 

[irrumator praetor]

idk if anyone saw but I got up and started walking like I had a butt plug up my ass to try and hide it.

they all saw it bro

 

[theinhibmaxxer]

they all saw it bro

Yeah icl I wasnt paying attention to anyone but if I try to remember I did see multiple ppl look down at me. Fuck it's over for my reputation, not that I had any anyway.

 

[irrumator praetor]

Yeah icl I wasnt paying attention to anyone but if I try to remember I did see multiple ppl look down at me. Fuck it's over for my reputation, not that I had any anyway.

Just be low inhib tho