My typical tinder/bumble conversation

[Leo0509]

She :’ did we already text?’
Me ‘no’
She: ‘ strange, cause you look so familiar’
Me:’ i was a little famous once’
She: ‘ in what way?’
Me:’ i broke a record, I lost my under eye fat pads and got nasolabial folds within 2 weeks at the age of 18’

 

[Deleted member 18244]

What record?

 

[Leo0509]

What record?

I said it
The record was loosing the under eyes and folds so fast at this age

 

[Deleted member 17531]

you fucking autistic freak, i commend you

 

[Deleted member 18244]

I said it
The record was loosing the under eyes and folds so fast at this age

Lmaooo sorry I assumed you were talking about something non nasolabial at first.

 

[Leo0509]

Lmaooo sorry I assumed you were talking about something non nasolabial at first.

Nah, but indeed I was really a little famous once cause I was professional tennis player till 18, ranked 26 in germany and got my first atp point

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Autismus hahaha

 

[Leo0509]

Autismus hahaha

Ne eigentlich nur die Wahrheit

 

[Blackgymmax]

Nah, but indeed I was really a little famous once cause I was professional tennis player till 18, ranked 26 in germany and got my first atp point

nice

 

[Blackgymmax]

Ne eigentlich nur die Wahrheit

folds, over.

 

[Leo0509]

folds, over.

+Under eye loss

+ eyebrow loss now and philtrum permanent swollen from putting a clothespin on it in 2018 to stretch my folds

 

[Solar]

junge du fucking autist hahahaha

 

[Leo0509]

junge du fucking autist hahahaha

Es ist doch die wahrheit, guck dir das an.

 

[Leo0509]

Oh she answered,
Why did u have so much stress?

 

[Enfant terrible]

Nah, but indeed I was really a little famous once cause I was professional tennis player till 18, ranked 26 in germany and got my first atp point

what your ranking now?
you still playing ?

 

[Enfant terrible]

Oh she answered,
Why did u have so much stress?

tell her the sad truth
you will get sympathy for showing vulnerability

 

[Leo0509]

what your ranking now?
you still playing ?

I had to end career cause of injury but Im a coach now. Played some tournaments the ost months again but no ranking