My uncle wants to pay me a prostitute as a birthday present and my balls rrally hairy what do i do

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I SWEAR ON GOD this is not a larp, im so drunk and my balls REALLY hairy
 
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Bru decline :lul:
 
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shave your ass hair for your unc
 
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Bru decline :lul:
Nigga, he already paid it im absolutly cooked WTF

i dont shave my balls for like 4 months, last time i used it was like 5 minths ago nigga :feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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what if ur uncle will turn out to be the prostitute and his biggest fantasy was piping u doing , just saying
 
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what if ur uncle will turn out to be the prostitute and his biggest fantasy was piping u doing , just saying
ill brutally mog him + he actually paid it and its not a larp as my 17 y old birthday present he paid the hottest chick to fuck w me :feelswhy::feelswhy::lul::no::lul::lul: pls help me i dont wnana fuck
 
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BUMP NIGGA GIVE ME IDEAS ON HOW AND WHAT TO SAY :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: MY BALL HAIR IS COVERING MY DICK
 
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BUMP IM NOT LSRPING PLEASE HELP ME HE PAID A PROSITUTE HELP ME :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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ITS NOT THAT EASY, HE ALREADY PAID IT
 
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just fuck her than who cares if they hairy jfl
I also dont wanna fuck a hoe nigga, i dont wanna lose my virginity with a hoe, i was saving it with a actually good girl
 
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I also dont wanna fuck a hoe nigga, i dont wanna lose my virginity with a hoe, i was saving it with a actually good girl
than don't turn up fuck that guy for paying for a professional for you
 
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than don't turn up fuck that guy for paying for a professional for you
Uh i feel bad, he spent over a 100 $ with the prostitute :lul::lul::lul:
 
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As long as your bussy's clean and hairless, it's all good champ 👌
 
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Areayes what are you doing nigga :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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what your height
 
what your height
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I SWEAR ON GOD this is not a larp, im so drunk and my balls REALLY hairy
Just tell ur uncle ur not gonna fuck her and let him get mad abt him wasting his money honestly
 
Im sure shes seen worse things
 
Unfortunally i had to sit quite while my uncle cracked a random prostute :lul::lul:


He is married and have kids bte :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Nigga what is wrong with your family holy fuck
 
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Nigga what is wrong with your family holy fuck
Yeah nigga, i remember i was 5 and my dad told his brothers infront of me he want to fuck a women cus she has a huge ass and huge tits.


I Didnt wanted to say anything to my mom cus i was scared of his reaction...


All my uncles cheats, my grandpa cheated on her wife like 100 times with random prostitutes and stuff
 
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