My warden asked me if I was sane today

[Jason Voorhees]

I was returning from breakfast at the mess today when the warden stopped me and asked if I was sane. He told me I’m like a human clock for him when he sees me heading out, he knows it’s exactly 6 AM without even needing to check the wall clock.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Chadeep @666PSL @deadstock

 

[AronnMtn]

tell him, “ no im a dumb retard and i have autism” and see what he says

 

[brownmutt42]

 

[Jason Voorhees]

tell him, “ no im a dumb retard and i have autism” and see what he says

I just told him. I don't like missing my runs and my day gets ruined if I don't

 

[Jason Voorhees]

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No I don't know. Explanation

 

[Doryphoros]

“Why do you have a warden”

 

[Jason Voorhees]

“Why do you have a warden”

Because I'm in uni

 

[Doryphoros]

Because I'm in uni

“Ohhh. What are you studying?”

 

[Jason Voorhees]

“Ohhh. What are you studying?”

Cs

 

[sigmamogger]

 

[Jason Voorhees]

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No I don't know

 

[Chadeep]

Does he know about your NCC training.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Does he know about your NCC training.

No. I already completed it last year.

 

[sigmamogger]

No I don't know

'he' = warden

 

[Chadeep]

No. I already completed it last year.

Tell him it's because of that.

 

[deadstock]

German trait

 

[Jason Voorhees]

German trait

I have so many german traits. Its like im a german man trapped inside.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

He told me this @loyolaxavvierretard @Chadeep

"Aur sir, aap pagal wagal ho kya? Har roj 6 baje exact aa jate ho hostel se bahar nikalne mei toh gadi ko dekta bhi nahi. Bas aap aagaye toh baj gaye 6 baje gadi ko kya dekna"

 

[R@m@]

En el ward...

@itzyaboyJJ

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

He told me this @loyolaxavvierretard @Chadeep

"Aur sir, aap pagal wagal ho kya? Har roj 6 baje exact aa jate ho hostel se bahar nikalne mei toh gaadi ko dekta bhi nahi. Bas aap aagaye toh baj gaye 6 baje gaadi ko kya dekna"

ChatGPT says your warden is a bit retarded.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

ChatGPT says your warden is a bit retarded.

I don't interact wirh him. He is the night time warden. We have two wardens that work in shifts. His shift time ends at around 6 too

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

He told me this @loyolaxavvierretard @Chadeep

"Aur sir, aap pagal wagal ho kya? Har roj 6 baje exact aa jate ho hostel se bahar nikalne mei toh gaadi ko dekta bhi nahi. Bas aap aagaye toh baj gaye 6 baje gaadi ko kya dekna"

"Hey sir, are you mad or what ? Everyday at 6 exact you come out of the hostel and I dont even see the car. You come and I know it is 6, what is the point in seeing the car"

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

I don't interact wirh him. He is the night time warden. We have two wardens that work in shifts. His shift time ends at around 6 too

People who work night shifts are a bit nuts in my opinion

 

[Jason Voorhees]

"Hey sir, are you mad or what ? Everyday at 6 exact you come out of the hostel and I dont even see the car. You come and I know it is 6, what is the point in seeing the car"

I misspelled "Gadi". My Hindi is still bad brutal.

 

[Chadeep]

He told me this @loyolaxavvierretard @Chadeep

"Aur sir, aap pagal wagal ho kya? Har roj 6 baje exact aa jate ho hostel se bahar nikalne mei toh gadi ko dekta bhi nahi. Bas aap aagaye toh baj gaye 6 baje gadi ko kya dekna"

Military Discipline

 

[Jason Voorhees]

How to improve Hindi bhai? @Chadeep @loyolaxavvierretard

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

I have so many german traits. Its like im a german man trapped inside.

You need to do race confirming surgery

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

How to improve Hindi bhai? @Chadeep @loyolaxavvierretard

I am from Arkansas how do I know ?

 

[Chadeep]

How to improve Hindi bhai? @Chadeep @loyolaxavvierretard

Why do you want to tbh. You can learn when you get a Punjabi Gf. She'll teach you it's gonna be good

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Why do you want to tbh. You can learn when you get a Punjabi Gf. She'll teach you it's gonna be good

Bro wants to go to Germany. He doesnt need Hindi

 

[sensitive young man]

Cs

cs bro really

 

[Chadeep]

Bro wants to go to Germany. He doesnt need Hindi

He's fluent in German. Will have C2 level by the time he reaches.

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

He told me this @loyolaxavvierretard @Chadeep

"Aur sir, aap pagal wagal ho kya? Har roj 6 baje exact aa jate ho hostel se bahar nikalne mei toh gadi ko dekta bhi nahi. Bas aap aagaye toh baj gaye 6 baje gadi ko kya dekna"

Actually, ChatGPT says the spelling for car is right because the intonation is "aa" like with stress. So ot should be gaadi not gadi

 

[Jason Voorhees]

He's fluent in German. Will have C2 level by the time he reaches.

That's the plan

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

He's fluent in German. Will have C2 level by the time he reaches.

Then no need to waste time studying Hindi. Bro needs to get experience and get a good Uni

 

[laaltin]

Tell him you’re org user, he will understand

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Tell him you’re org user, he will understand

This is Warden

This is Jason

Both caught for smuggling weed

 

[whitebitchslayer]

I thought u meant like prison warden for a sec

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

I thought u meant like prison warden for a sec

You thought correctly

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I thought u meant like prison warden for a sec

Not much different than that tbh

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@vernier

 

[Chinacurry]

You run outside?? Isn't india like 40 degrees or something????

 

[turbocuckcel_7000000]

your reply:

 

[Jason Voorhees]

You run outside?? Isn't india like 40 degrees or something????

Yes and yes

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@mayo mogger

How to improve Hindi bhai? @Chadeep @loyolaxavvierretard

 

[JohnDoe]

jealous you are a man of discipline and mog him

 

[mayo mogger]

@mayo mogger

have r1b haplogroup

 

[mayo mogger]

You run outside?? Isn't india like 40 degrees or something????

another dravidian classic

 

[Jason Voorhees]

another dravidian classic

How?