My warden asked me if I was sane today

Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees

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I was returning from breakfast at the mess today when the warden stopped me and asked if I was sane. He told me I’m like a human clock for him when he sees me heading out, he knows it’s exactly 6 AM without even needing to check the wall clock.
 
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@Chadeep @666PSL @deadstock
 
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tell him, “ no im a dumb retard and i have autism” and see what he says
 
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tell him, “ no im a dumb retard and i have autism” and see what he says
I just told him. I don't like missing my runs and my day gets ruined if I don't
 
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“Why do you have a warden”
 
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Images 4
 
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Does he know about your NCC training.
 
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German trait
 
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He told me this @loyolaxavvierretard @Chadeep

"Aur sir, aap pagal wagal ho kya? Har roj 6 baje exact aa jate ho hostel se bahar nikalne mei toh gadi ko dekta bhi nahi. Bas aap aagaye toh baj gaye 6 baje gadi ko kya dekna"
 
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En el ward...

@itzyaboyJJ
 
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He told me this @loyolaxavvierretard @Chadeep

"Aur sir, aap pagal wagal ho kya? Har roj 6 baje exact aa jate ho hostel se bahar nikalne mei toh gaadi ko dekta bhi nahi. Bas aap aagaye toh baj gaye 6 baje gaadi ko kya dekna"
ChatGPT says your warden is a bit retarded.
 
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ChatGPT says your warden is a bit retarded.
I don't interact wirh him. He is the night time warden. We have two wardens that work in shifts. His shift time ends at around 6 too
 
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He told me this @loyolaxavvierretard @Chadeep

"Aur sir, aap pagal wagal ho kya? Har roj 6 baje exact aa jate ho hostel se bahar nikalne mei toh gaadi ko dekta bhi nahi. Bas aap aagaye toh baj gaye 6 baje gaadi ko kya dekna"
"Hey sir, are you mad or what ? Everyday at 6 exact you come out of the hostel and I dont even see the car. You come and I know it is 6, what is the point in seeing the car"
 
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I don't interact wirh him. He is the night time warden. We have two wardens that work in shifts. His shift time ends at around 6 too
People who work night shifts are a bit nuts in my opinion
 
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"Hey sir, are you mad or what ? Everyday at 6 exact you come out of the hostel and I dont even see the car. You come and I know it is 6, what is the point in seeing the car"
I misspelled "Gadi". My Hindi is still bad brutal.
 
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He told me this @loyolaxavvierretard @Chadeep

"Aur sir, aap pagal wagal ho kya? Har roj 6 baje exact aa jate ho hostel se bahar nikalne mei toh gadi ko dekta bhi nahi. Bas aap aagaye toh baj gaye 6 baje gadi ko kya dekna"
Military Discipline
 
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How to improve Hindi bhai? @Chadeep @loyolaxavvierretard
 
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How to improve Hindi bhai? @Chadeep @loyolaxavvierretard
Why do you want to tbh. You can learn when you get a Punjabi Gf. She'll teach you it's gonna be good
 
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Why do you want to tbh. You can learn when you get a Punjabi Gf. She'll teach you it's gonna be good
Bro wants to go to Germany. He doesnt need Hindi
 
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He told me this @loyolaxavvierretard @Chadeep

"Aur sir, aap pagal wagal ho kya? Har roj 6 baje exact aa jate ho hostel se bahar nikalne mei toh gadi ko dekta bhi nahi. Bas aap aagaye toh baj gaye 6 baje gadi ko kya dekna"
Actually, ChatGPT says the spelling for car is right because the intonation is "aa" like with stress. So ot should be gaadi not gadi
 
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He's fluent in German. Will have C2 level by the time he reaches.
Then no need to waste time studying Hindi. Bro needs to get experience and get a good Uni
 
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Tell him you’re org user, he will understand
 
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I thought u meant like prison warden for a sec
 
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@vernier
 
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You run outside?? Isn't india like 40 degrees or something????
 
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your reply:

 
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jealous you are a man of discipline and mog him :ogre:
 
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