My wife wants me to start wearing a condom again "to make cleanup easier."

[Reckless Turtle]

 

[Patriot]

interesting

 

[Reckless Turtle]

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

It means she's having an affair with a Chad and wants to have his baby and not her husbands'. You know. Superior gene collection. A girl's gotta do what a girl gotta do for the sake of mankind's future. Nothing personal.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

This is what most marriagecopers can look forward to. Imagine marrying a 34-year-old woman too.

 

[lutte]

wouldn't have happened if he were eating a whole foods plant based diet @subhuman incel

 

[Reckless Turtle]

wouldn't have happened if he were eating a whole foods plant based diet @subhuman incel

He at least wouldn't be a fatass like most middle-aged Americans.

 

[Gonthar]

He could finish in her mouth(or ass) - simpler and easier to clean up after this.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

He could finish in her mouth(or ass) - simpler and easier to clean up after this.

Middle-aged men only get head if they still look good or have the money for it.

 

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[Deleted member 14667]

he should just stalk her for a while leave for work earlier take the day off and watch her for a few weeks and if nothing happens then he is in the clear if he sees a guy walk in just shoot him or smth

 

[Reckless Turtle]

he should just stalk her for a while leave for work earlier take the day off and watch her for a few weeks and if nothing happens then he is in the clear if he sees a guy walk in just shoot him or smth

He should just divorce her but he probably won't because he doesn't have many options.

 

[Deleted member 14667]

He should just divorce her but he probably won't because he doesn't have many options.

id rather dump her and ruin her social life than be a cuck

 

[Deleted member 15246]

imagine getting married

 

[Yellowskies]

Next thing she will ask him to cleanup after his new bull

 

[Enfant terrible]

imagine getting married

i will never marry

 

[AlexAP]

What a lovely wife. She wants to protect him from getting STD from the other men she's banging.

 

[Deleted member 15338]

>11k likes

 

[Yellowskies]

What a lovely wife. She wants to protect him from getting STD from the other men she's banging.

This is likely the reason

cheating women are dead scared of getting caught and getting VDs

this way she can really fuck around without him Knowing

 

[Reckless Turtle]

This is likely the reason

cheating women are dead scared of getting caught and getting VDs

this way she can really fuck around without him Knowing

This is true but some people are exaggerating the likelihood of her cheating. It's entirely likely that she's just exhausted of this greasy cuck and doesn't want to clean up his cum anymore. Many older women will give a dead bedroom or establish stupid rules with their beta provider without actually cheating on them.

 

[Deleted member 15129]

Goddamn this thread is gross. Women talking about all the vagina problems they get after 35-40. They truly are useless after that point.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Goddamn this thread is gross. Women talking about all the vagina problems they get after 35-40. They truly are useless after that point.

They're only useless if they're allowed to be useless (which is the case in most marriages). Older women can still cook, clean, nurture, and give skilled head.

 

[TITUS]

Imagine licking a 44 year old stinking pussy, he should skip the condoms and do 18 year old whores with the money hes saving on condoms.