Rea
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Everyone here knows that I'm an antisocial neet and that I haven't been to school since I was 14 so I thought I'd tell you some stories that have happened to me. At the time it was embarrassing but now that I look back it makes me laugh
1st one
When my parents decided to sell their house there was a visit to my house with the estate agent and an elderly couple. And at the time I didn't want to see anyone so I told myself that as soon as the estate agent showed my room, I'd get under the bed as it'd only last 10 seconds and he'd just open the door and say "there's a room here, let's move on to the next one etc"
So that's what I do, I leave my computer on and as soon as I hear them coming I get straight under the bed, except of course they didn't stay there for 10 seconds but they stayed in my room talking for at least 15 minutes and I was in apnoea under the bed hardly breathing at all so they couldn't hear me. At one point the agent dropped his fucking pen and he stooped down to pick it up and that was the tragedy, he saw 2 legs and stayed stuck for 3 seconds before getting up again
Then they went to visit another room
2nd one
The first girl I liked we'd spent an afternoon together and while we were watching TV at one point I put my head on her shoulder (I thought it would bring us closer) except there was a big silence and I couldn't move anymore I was paralysed. We didn't say anything more, so after a while she said "hey!" but I stayed in that position. Finally she took my head and pushed it back while I played dead...
That's it, there are others but I think these are the 2 worst that have happened to me
Tell me about yours if you have any
1st one
When my parents decided to sell their house there was a visit to my house with the estate agent and an elderly couple. And at the time I didn't want to see anyone so I told myself that as soon as the estate agent showed my room, I'd get under the bed as it'd only last 10 seconds and he'd just open the door and say "there's a room here, let's move on to the next one etc"
So that's what I do, I leave my computer on and as soon as I hear them coming I get straight under the bed, except of course they didn't stay there for 10 seconds but they stayed in my room talking for at least 15 minutes and I was in apnoea under the bed hardly breathing at all so they couldn't hear me. At one point the agent dropped his fucking pen and he stooped down to pick it up and that was the tragedy, he saw 2 legs and stayed stuck for 3 seconds before getting up again
Then they went to visit another room
2nd one
The first girl I liked we'd spent an afternoon together and while we were watching TV at one point I put my head on her shoulder (I thought it would bring us closer) except there was a big silence and I couldn't move anymore I was paralysed. We didn't say anything more, so after a while she said "hey!" but I stayed in that position. Finally she took my head and pushed it back while I played dead...
That's it, there are others but I think these are the 2 worst that have happened to me
Tell me about yours if you have any