My worst sexual experience ever [cringe]

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So I matched w her on tinder and she said she wanted to fuck when she was out of class (she was a senior in HS). She was like a 4/10 in pics but I decided fuck it cause I was horny and bored. I told her I would come meet her when I was out of my college classes. She was an hour and half drive away but I did it cause im a cuck. This was in the winter too so it was a dangerous drive.

I meet her eventually in a park and shes there in a shitty old jeep. Its super cold and her heating doesnt work. She says she can drive us to a secret spot in the woods where we can fuck am im like wait I thought we would at your house? So she drives us like 10 minutes on a dirt road and pulls off on an unmarked trail and parks in a sketchy lot.

Shes clearly much fatter in person and about a 4/10 face but really pretty fat and she smells bad too. Im pretty big so it was a tight fit when she tried to climb on top of me and kiss me. It was very uncomfortable. Cold, smelly, and cramped. I couldnt even get hard tbh and finally admitted I cant do it and she needed to drive me back.

I had to make a nearly two hour of shame drive back home after that. moral of the story dont do nofap or you will end up like me.
 
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MORAL OF THE STORY: DO NOT MEET UP WITH FOID IF SHE DOESNT HAVE HOLLOW CHEEKS IN HER PICS
 
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So I matched w her on tinder and she said she wanted to fuck when she was out of class (she was a senior in HS). She was like a 4/10 in pics but I decided fuck it cause I was horny and bored. I told her I would come meet her when I was out of my college classes. She was an hour and half drive away but I did it cause im a cuck. This was in the winter too so it was a dangerous drive.

I meet her eventually in a park and shes there in a shitty old jeep. Its super cold and her heating doesnt work. She says she can drive us to a secret spot in the woods where we can fuck am im like wait I thought we would at your house? So she drives us like 10 minutes on a dirt road and pulls off on an unmarked trail and parks in a sketchy lot.

Shes clearly much fatter in person and about a 4/10 face but really pretty fat and she smells bad too. Im pretty big so it was a tight fit when she tried to climb on top of me and kiss me. It was very uncomfortable. Cold, smelly, and cramped. I couldnt even get hard tbh and finally admitted I cant do it and she needed to drive me back.

I had to make a nearly two hour of shame drive back home after that. moral of the story dont do nofap or you will end up like me.
Wdym dont do nofap?
 
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So I matched w her on tinder and she said she wanted to fuck when she was out of class (she was a senior in HS). She was like a 4/10 in pics but I decided fuck it cause I was horny and bored. I told her I would come meet her when I was out of my college classes. She was an hour and half drive away but I did it cause im a cuck. This was in the winter too so it was a dangerous drive.

I meet her eventually in a park and shes there in a shitty old jeep. Its super cold and her heating doesnt work. She says she can drive us to a secret spot in the woods where we can fuck am im like wait I thought we would at your house? So she drives us like 10 minutes on a dirt road and pulls off on an unmarked trail and parks in a sketchy lot.

Shes clearly much fatter in person and about a 4/10 face but really pretty fat and she smells bad too. Im pretty big so it was a tight fit when she tried to climb on top of me and kiss me. It was very uncomfortable. Cold, smelly, and cramped. I couldnt even get hard tbh and finally admitted I cant do it and she needed to drive me back.

I had to make a nearly two hour of shame drive back home after that. moral of the story dont do nofap or you will end up like me.
You a hooper?
 
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Sounds like my average Friday night
Except I get drunk and fuck the fat girl then go home and cry and gag next to the toilet
 
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