My worst social weakness

[Prøphet]

Is when someone is self deprecating or makes any kind of self deprecating joke

(Usually older people / professional people do this)

How tf am I supposed to respond politely without making things awkward

You fucking asshole why do you force me into this position where I have to feign performative sympathy like a normie even though I don’t give a shit

Literally forcing me to expend my energy being an actor for you to lift you back up after knocking yourself down

Usually I just say noooo and laugh it off but I know that looks autistic asf, but genuinely what else can I do, I physically cant bring myself to do the whole concerned foid acting routine

 

[Prøphet]

@tansel @pexy @soapbubble

 

[BatemanNigga]

Just ignore

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Is when someone is self deprecating or makes any kind of self deprecating joke

How tf am I supposed to respond politely without making things awkward

You fucking asshole why do you force me into this position where I have to feign performative sympathy like a normie even though I don’t give a shit

Usually I just say noooo and laugh it off but I know that looks autistic asf, but genuinely what else can I do

I just look at them deadpan then go back to whatever it was I was doing without acknowledging it.

 

[Prøphet]

Just ignore

Then they’ll think wtf is wrong with this guy and hate me

 

[BatemanNigga]

Then they’ll think wtf is wrong with this guy and hate me

No they wont

 

[CantStopTheMog]

Is when someone is self deprecating or makes any kind of self deprecating joke

(Usually older people / professional people do this)

How tf am I supposed to respond politely without making things awkward

You fucking asshole why do you force me into this position where I have to feign performative sympathy like a normie even though I don’t give a shit

Literally forcing me to expend my energy being an actor for you to lift you back up after knocking yourself down

Usually I just say noooo and laugh it off but I know that looks autistic asf, but genuinely what else can I do

Me when anyone makes a joke irl and i don’t know if they’re joking or how to reply.
Every fucking time man

 

[Prøphet]

Me when anyone makes a joke irl and i don’t know if they’re joking or how to reply.
Every fucking time man

Deadass makes me want to punch myself from embarrassment whenever I fuck that up too

 

[CantStopTheMog]

Deadass makes me want to punch myself from embarrassment whenever I fuck that up too

Same, it’s usually when someone joking comes up to me and insults me (only surface level, eg like “fuck you” when greeting me or some bs) and I just don’t know what to say back or I just straight up fucking insult them
Lowk gotta be nd

 

[tansel]

same here

when a fat uncle of mine talks about his weight

& his glory days back in the early 2000’s

it’s like what do you want me to say

fat gay

 

[IronMike]

if someone is bitching and you want them to stop simply saying "I got problems of my own" shuts them up.

I let them bitch because being a good listener enders themn to you

 

[UserE_7.random]

Is when someone is self deprecating or makes any kind of self deprecating joke

(Usually older people / professional people do this)

How tf am I supposed to respond politely without making things awkward

You fucking asshole why do you force me into this position where I have to feign performative sympathy like a normie even though I don’t give a shit

Literally forcing me to expend my energy being an actor for you to lift you back up after knocking yourself down

Usually I just say noooo and laugh it off but I know that looks autistic asf, but genuinely what else can I do, I physically cant bring myself to do the whole concerned foid acting routine

Deadass like fuck u

 

[pexy]

haha for real

like i can’t reinforce what they’re saying

and it’s not like i have the social capacity to just tell them the things they want to hear on the spot

just have to awkwardly laugh and put my head down

normies are weird man

 

[Prøphet]

haha for real

like i can’t reinforce what they’re saying

and it’s not like i have the social capacity to just tell them the things they want to hear on the spot

just have to awkwardly laugh and put my head down

normies are weird man

Yeah exactly

I don't have the capacity to play into their joke or whatever just on the spot

If I tried that Im sure I would just blurt out something that sounds offensive somehow due to their million little social rules

 

[ReccesedSlavic]

Is when someone is self deprecating or makes any kind of self deprecating joke

(Usually older people / professional people do this)

How tf am I supposed to respond politely without making things awkward

You fucking asshole why do you force me into this position where I have to feign performative sympathy like a normie even though I don’t give a shit

Literally forcing me to expend my energy being an actor for you to lift you back up after knocking yourself down

Usually I just say noooo and laugh it off but I know that looks autistic asf, but genuinely what else can I do, I physically cant bring myself to do the whole concerned foid acting routine

Your biggest weakness is your face

 

[Prøphet]

Your biggest weakness is your face

No shit but that's the physical side

 

[valentine]

when someone is self deprecating or makes any kind of self deprecating joke

"yeah you're right"

 

[Prøphet]

"yeah you're right"

Every single time that's what my intrusive thoughts want me to say

 

[valentine]

Every single time that's what my intrusive thoughts want me to say

"damnnnn. it's over"

they're retarded idk why they do it. it's not weird that you can't come up with an answer, they're just making it awkward

 

[pexy]

Yeah exactly

I don't have the capacity to play into their joke or whatever just on the spot

If I tried that Im sure I would just blurt out something that sounds offensive somehow due to their million little social rules

true

it’s always better to just stay silent than risk some kind of tension

like a fat guy complaining about his weight

if you reinforce he’s fat you’ll never have a good interaction with him after that

this is one reason why i try keep my social circle as small and limited as possible

I don’t have the energy to interact with these people

 

[juan_max]

Is when someone is self deprecating or makes any kind of self deprecating joke

(Usually older people / professional people do this)

How tf am I supposed to respond politely without making things awkward

You fucking asshole why do you force me into this position where I have to feign performative sympathy like a normie even though I don’t give a shit

Literally forcing me to expend my energy being an actor for you to lift you back up after knocking yourself down

Usually I just say noooo and laugh it off but I know that looks autistic asf, but genuinely what else can I do, I physically cant bring myself to do the whole concerned foid acting routine

niggas dont do this where I live they just look at you and think they're better