my yesterday was so funny jfl

[Deleted member 6723]

jfl i just realized, so i got into a physical fight with my mom again and she told me she called the police on me so i punched her a few times, didnt believe her though, i didnt punch her hard btw.

got her out my room, then i started imagining what would happen if the police were really called, thought how cool it would be to have been arrested then thought about what if the police tried to attack me, well since cuz b4 that i was playing csgo deagle only for hours i thought about getting the cop's gun then one-tapping him on the head or just by stabbing him on the head or the neck. then how a few more cops will come and ill do the same thing and it gets on the news about how i killed some ppl.

thought about how famous i would be. wtf jfl my mind is so fucked up. well i was gonna sleep and wanted to pee but i got scared since it was like 3 am or something so i didnt pee jfl. i dreamt about this site (not only this site) jfl even if i barely browse it anymore. When i woke up i overheard my mom telling my dad about how they will make me visit me a psychiatrist again jfl

 

[Deleted member 11414]

aren't u like 12 why are u beating ur mom's ass lmao

 

[Deleted member 6723]

aren't u like 12 why are u beating ur mom's ass lmao

im not 12 wtf im older than 14 and a half

 

[AcneScars]

 

[Deleted member 11414]

im not 12 wtf im older than 14 and a half

still why tf are u beating up ur mom

 

[Deleted member 4430]

this is why i browse here, im like ronaldo compared to the failures here

 

[Deleted member 10524]

When i woke up i overheard my mom telling my dad about how they will make me visit me a psychiatrist again jfl

no one can help you

 

[Deleted member 1476]

sweet proex don’t attack your mum x

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

jfl i just realized, so i got into a physical fight with my mom again and she told me she called the police on me so i punched her a few times, didnt believe her though, i didnt punch her hard btw.

got her out my room, then i started imagining what would happen if the police were really called, thought how cool it would be to have been arrested then thought about what if the police tried to attack me, well since cuz b4 that i was playing csgo deagle only for hours i thought about getting the cop's gun then one-tapping him on the head or just by stabbing him on the head or the neck. then how a few more cops will come and ill do the same thing and it gets on the news about how i killed some ppl.

thought about how famous i would be. wtf jfl my mind is so fucked up. well i was gonna sleep and wanted to pee but i got scared since it was like 3 am or something so i didnt pee jfl. i dreamt about this site (not only this site) jfl even if i barely browse it anymore. When i woke up i overheard my mom telling my dad about how they will make me visit me a psychiatrist again jfl

so you're like 11 years old fantasizing about hitting a woman, your mom? ugh. then you had to throw in the red flags pertaining to law enforcement. ugh. not good, little lady. though i see someone bored and realizing the video games were nothing more than to cuck your mother out of her money and rob you of utilizing your brain and becoming something great. you need to make a better product of yourself. little dirty whores like Eva will never allow you to take a turn at her mutt if you don't present her with something enticing. pertaining to who you are and what you have to offer her. charming personality - muscles - a good heart - great sense of humor - and educated, which means you'll be able to survive better and provide her with money she can use to continue to hide her natural hideousness and fast aging reality.

 

[AcneScars]

@gamma I see that react. You’re going to prison for racism

 

[Shebe]

didnt read but was that when you fucked your mother under the covers in her bed

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

hapa rage. Many such cases!

 

[Deleted member 756]

hapa rage. Many such cases!

hes white

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

hes white

Hmmmm

 

[Deleted member 756]

Hmmmm

his eye area is at least
respond to my PM bro

 

[Deleted member 12002]

jfl i just realized, so i got into a physical fight with my mom again and she told me she called the police on me so i punched her a few times, didnt believe her though, i didnt punch her hard btw.

got her out my room, then i started imagining what would happen if the police were really called, thought how cool it would be to have been arrested then thought about what if the police tried to attack me, well since cuz b4 that i was playing csgo deagle only for hours i thought about getting the cop's gun then one-tapping him on the head or just by stabbing him on the head or the neck. then how a few more cops will come and ill do the same thing and it gets on the news about how i killed some ppl.

thought about how famous i would be. wtf jfl my mind is so fucked up. well i was gonna sleep and wanted to pee but i got scared since it was like 3 am or something so i didnt pee jfl. i dreamt about this site (not only this site) jfl even if i barely browse it anymore. When i woke up i overheard my mom telling my dad about how they will make me visit me a psychiatrist again jfl

Whatever you do don't physically stop her from calling the police if she does. Interrupting an emergency call carries a penalty of 2 years in jail, and the State can press charges even if your mom doesn't want to. I learned that the hard way during a fight with my mom when I was 18. Luckily the State decided not to charge me.

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

his eye area is at least
respond to my PM bro

My b bro

 

[Ronnie Kray]

What about your nunchucks

 

[Shebe]

he raped his mom