SchizoAutism
@FollowerOfChrist (formerly SchizoAutism)
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Hi, I'm Tobias but most of you know me simply as Follower or my deadname Sch*zoAutism. I have gained wide-spread reputation on the forums of PSL as a funny, down-to-earth and somewhat enigmatic poster of many great threads. But today I've decided to throw down the curtains and invite you all on a rare trip to my twisted world.
My cousin was born inside of a hospital in the year 2018, and as the years pass as usual I become more sure that he's not one of us, my fellow trucels, I regret to inform you that my cousin is in reality a Chad.
Now that he's 4, it's quite impossible to do any meaningful changes to the path he's on. A path of sexy big ass women, young girls and big booty breakdancing booty lap dance, I can tell by his zygomatic arch. Oh how I wish it was me!
Meanwhile I rot, and while his childhood is filled to the rim with positive reinforcement, I remain rotting. HOW STRONG IS THE POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT?? teh, well I'm glad you asked.
Today while I was eating frozen pizza unfrozen (that's how I rot!) my cousin's family, whom I despise, came over. And my whore mother BEGGED me to come out and meet them so I said: "oh well mother, if you desire this so much, I can give it a chance, but you know very well, that that that family is against my will to be visiting us."
So there I was, like a picture straight out of @moggedby, seated next to my CHAD cousin, and then my mother called us: "there are buns!" While she opened the oven filled to the rim, if ovens even have rims, with sweet sweet buns.
I started (metaphorically) drooling of course, but then my cousin jump up and overtook me omw to the kitchen. I was furious. And when he saw the warm buns he did a little dance, like the gif related. That egoistic dance taunts me to this day, leaves me vengeful.
My cousin was born inside of a hospital in the year 2018, and as the years pass as usual I become more sure that he's not one of us, my fellow trucels, I regret to inform you that my cousin is in reality a Chad.
Now that he's 4, it's quite impossible to do any meaningful changes to the path he's on. A path of sexy big ass women, young girls and big booty breakdancing booty lap dance, I can tell by his zygomatic arch. Oh how I wish it was me!
Meanwhile I rot, and while his childhood is filled to the rim with positive reinforcement, I remain rotting. HOW STRONG IS THE POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT?? teh, well I'm glad you asked.
Today while I was eating frozen pizza unfrozen (that's how I rot!) my cousin's family, whom I despise, came over. And my whore mother BEGGED me to come out and meet them so I said: "oh well mother, if you desire this so much, I can give it a chance, but you know very well, that that that family is against my will to be visiting us."
So there I was, like a picture straight out of @moggedby, seated next to my CHAD cousin, and then my mother called us: "there are buns!" While she opened the oven filled to the rim, if ovens even have rims, with sweet sweet buns.
I started (metaphorically) drooling of course, but then my cousin jump up and overtook me omw to the kitchen. I was furious. And when he saw the warm buns he did a little dance, like the gif related. That egoistic dance taunts me to this day, leaves me vengeful.
