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Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 19. To a glorified hooker.
Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 18 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).
I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.
She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.
I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.
Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.
Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 18 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).
I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.
She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.
I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.
Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.
