Natalie Portman will give birth to her first Down syndrome transgender baby!

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Mommy is so thrilled to have her very own sympathy product. And moms know their babies more than themselves. She knows that it will be a transaby!

Hollywood is excited that Portman, a Harvard graduate, will be the first actress to have a transaby!

News spread quicker than Jim Carrey’s Herpes as fellow actresses and actors stepped into their circles of salt, drizzled their naked bodies with infant foreskin blood, and celebrated the expected arrival.

Ellen DeGeneres declared herself the godfamother, while Oprah Winfrey proclaimed, “This is the one.”

Oscar Winner, 44, Is Pregnant With New Partner’s Child

Natalie Portman says she feels “lucky” and “grateful” to have a baby in her mid-40s.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[inceliusndius]

SHe was so fine in the thor movies

 

[Slow]

SHe was so fine in the thor movies

Star wars*

 

[Glorious King]

Mommy is so thrilled to have her very own sympathy product. And moms know their babies more than themselves.

Hollywood is excited that Portman, a Harvard graduate, will be the first actress to have a transaby!

News spread quicker than Jim Carrey’s Herpes as fellow actresses and actors stepped into their circles of salt, drizzled their naked bodies with infant foreskin blood, and celebrated the expected arrival.

Ellen DeGeneres declared herself the godfamother, while Oprah Winfrey proclaimed, “This is the one.”

Oscar Winner, 44, Is Pregnant With New Partner’s Child

Natalie Portman says she feels “lucky” and “grateful” to have a baby in her mid-40s.

www.thedailybeast.com

It's a sad day for @Swarthy Knight

 

[mid234]

i would abort it

 

[Swarthy Knight]

It's a sad day for @Swarthy Knight

But I fw TS girls tho

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

SHe was so fine in the thor movies

Hollywood special effects

It's a sad day for @Swarthy Knight

Is that his girl?

i would abort it

Her OB-GYN told her the baby will have Downie because of her age, heavy drug usage, and alcoholism that runs deep in her family.

 

[Glorious King]

Hollywood special effects


Is that his girl?


Her OB-GYN told her the baby will have Downie because of her age, heavy drug usage, and alcoholism that runs deep in her family.

Yes sirr

She's @Swarthy Knight only

 

[lemureater]

i call dips on the placenta

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

i call dips on the placenta

Sorry, buddy, Tel Aviv already called it.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Yes sirr

She's @Swarthy Knight only

If she’s down, I’m down for her

 

[kisslessvirgin]

Who is the father

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Who is the father

This feller:

Keep the bloodline purr