ND trait: girls assume you listen to brazilian phonk

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if any of u niggas remember my brag thread from a few weeks back, I have another story about them.

this time I didn't record it but I was hanging out with them again a few days ago. It was near the end of the night and we started talking about music taste, specifically the song that they were gonna post on their story with the hang out.

So after not being able to decide, they asked me
"acm, what should we choose?"
and i had to pull out my NT playlist again.
I landed on "hold on, we're going home" by drake

(word of advice: if you listen to aspie shit but want to appear NT, just say you like drake)

so they were impressed saying some dumb foid shit like "wowwww, okayyy deep pick" and I was confused as to why they were so impressed. They went onto elaborate and tell me

"well, to be honest we didn't expect you to listen to that. We thought you listened to like... Brazilian phonk... sigma tiktok stuff"

Usually I have to fake laughter in real life situations cause I'm awkward but I caged at that moment. What type of traits do you have to show to make girls assume you listen to Brazilian phonk:feelswhy: must be my truecel voice
 
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Are they very ugly?
 
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brutal
brazilian phonk:lul:
 
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Next time you’re with them get them in your room and fuck them and then while they are occupied with your dick you turn on some Brazilian phonk and fuck them to the beat. That would be pretty cool I think 🤔
 
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if any of u niggas remember my brag thread from a few weeks back, I have another story about them.

this time I didn't record it but I was hanging out with them again a few days ago. It was near the end of the night and we started talking about music taste, specifically the song that they were gonna post on their story with the hang out.

So after not being able to decide, they asked me
"acm, what should we choose?"
and i had to pull out my NT playlist again.
I landed on "hold on, we're going home" by drake

(word of advice: if you listen to aspie shit but want to appear NT, just say you like drake)

so they were impressed saying some dumb foid shit like "wowwww, okayyy deep pick" and I was confused as to why they were so impressed. They went onto elaborate and tell me

"well, to be honest we didn't expect you to listen to that. We thought you listened to like... Brazilian phonk... sigma tiktok stuff"

Usually I have to fake laughter in real life situations cause I'm awkward but I caged at that moment. What type of traits do you have to show to make girls assume you listen to Brazilian phonk:feelswhy: must be my truecel voice
If a girl assumed i listen to Brazilian phonk I would be so pissed
 
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If a girl assumed i listen to Brazilian phonk I would be so pissed
made me realise just how aspie I am:smonk:

I will never come off as NT
 
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BLUUUD they thought u were tuff and listened to tung tung sahur funk :smonk::smonk::smonk:
 
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BLUUUD they thought u were tuff and listened to tung tung sahur funk :smonk::smonk::smonk:
FURIA SYMBOLICA - Ultra slowed is the shit :smonk::smonk::smonk:
 
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if any of u niggas remember my brag thread from a few weeks back, I have another story about them.

this time I didn't record it but I was hanging out with them again a few days ago. It was near the end of the night and we started talking about music taste, specifically the song that they were gonna post on their story with the hang out.

So after not being able to decide, they asked me
"acm, what should we choose?"
and i had to pull out my NT playlist again.
I landed on "hold on, we're going home" by drake

(word of advice: if you listen to aspie shit but want to appear NT, just say you like drake)

so they were impressed saying some dumb foid shit like "wowwww, okayyy deep pick" and I was confused as to why they were so impressed. They went onto elaborate and tell me

"well, to be honest we didn't expect you to listen to that. We thought you listened to like... Brazilian phonk... sigma tiktok stuff"

Usually I have to fake laughter in real life situations cause I'm awkward but I caged at that moment. What type of traits do you have to show to make girls assume you listen to Brazilian phonk:feelswhy: must be my truecel voice
honestly bro it's because you try too hard to act "masculine" etc just shit like that. Like ur homie would say a gay joke and you'd be like ew wtf man that's not validated by my winter arc sigma grind set andrew tate hustle :forcedsmile:
 
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honestly bro it's because you try too hard to act "masculine" etc just shit like that. Like ur homie would say a gay joke and you'd be like ew wtf man that's not validated by my winter arc sigma grind set andrew tate hustle :forcedsmile:
I didn't do that shit at all

I was quiet asf the whole time
 
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I didn't do that shit at all

I was quiet asf the whole time
I've been there too bro, they just probably think ur trying too hard to be nonchalant farm aura and act sigma, I've had a girl also call me a "sigma" just because I'm antisocial jfl :forcedsmile:
 
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I've been there too bro, they just probably think ur trying too hard to be nonchalant farm aura and act sigma, I've had a girl also call me a "sigma" just because I'm antisocial jfl :forcedsmile:
I'm just socially stunted bro:feelshaha: imo they were a bit boring and annoying too but it was mainly on me having an abused dog head
 
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BroooTal, i wish i was chadlite, living that golden life.
"Ts song made me rope" :lul:
 
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I'm just socially stunted bro:feelshaha: imo they were a bit boring and annoying too but it was mainly on me having an abused dog head
yeah foids are mostly boring and for them to like u, u gotta match their fuckass energy unfortunately :feelswhy:
 
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BroooTal, i wish i was chadlite, living that golden life.
"Ts song made me rope" :lul:
I'm far from CL, especially if they're assuming I listen to Brazilian phonk :forcedsmile:
 
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if any of u niggas remember my brag thread from a few weeks back, I have another story about them.

this time I didn't record it but I was hanging out with them again a few days ago. It was near the end of the night and we started talking about music taste, specifically the song that they were gonna post on their story with the hang out.

So after not being able to decide, they asked me
"acm, what should we choose?"
and i had to pull out my NT playlist again.
I landed on "hold on, we're going home" by drake

(word of advice: if you listen to aspie shit but want to appear NT, just say you like drake)

so they were impressed saying some dumb foid shit like "wowwww, okayyy deep pick" and I was confused as to why they were so impressed. They went onto elaborate and tell me

"well, to be honest we didn't expect you to listen to that. We thought you listened to like... Brazilian phonk... sigma tiktok stuff"

Usually I have to fake laughter in real life situations cause I'm awkward but I caged at that moment. What type of traits do you have to show to make girls assume you listen to Brazilian phonk:feelswhy: must be my truecel voice
Drake always coming through in the clutch when you need him 🙏
 
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Drake always coming through in the clutch when you need him 🙏
he is the ultimate NT cheat code tbh. if you verse yourself well with actual drake songs then it mogs.
 
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"well, to be honest we didn't expect you to listen to that. We thought you listened to like... Brazilian phonk... sigma tiktok stuff"
Have you ever been told you squint too hard?
 
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Have you ever been told you squint too hard?
yeah I was squinting and they noticed like "are you squinting?? why do u look so mad at us"
 
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I feel weird rating myself
Youve rotted on here long enough I think your own rating would be accurate 🤷‍♂️
 
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Youve rotted on here long enough I think your own rating would be accurate 🤷‍♂️
I just feel weirs ratinf myself and I can't be bothered. maybe one day I'll analyse my own ratios and shit

how i rate myself is based on how foids treat me
 
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my spotify wrapped was full of phonk/funk
 
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my spotify wrapped was full of phonk/funk
I can't even listen to stuff like thst because I always imagine a nightmare scenario where I'm listening to it in class while it's silent and my earbuds disconnect and everyone hears my shit blasting aloud
 
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toma toma toma toma
 
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made me realise just how aspie I am:smonk:

I will never come off as NT
Yeah ur cooked

also i like you youu seem good to connect with
 
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