Nearly Valentine's Day

[SecularIslamist]

I'm gonna take the day off work and larp I'm going somewhere with my "girlfriend" (she doesn't exist).

It's gonna be too awkward to speak to colleagues and larp a story. I larped to one colleague last month I went to Italy with my "girlfriend" and a month later I told another colleague I've never been to Italy and my Italian girlfriend wants to take me there. I'm gonna get caught fr. I just can't handle the office talk when people talk about their partners and I can't relate whatsoever so I have to larp stories - and remember them.

 

[dimorphism]

Grim

 

[Deleted member 46979]

i just tell them i sit at home and watch youtube videos and play flight simulators

 

[The Grinch]

Why are you even alive?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I'm gonna take the day off work and larp I'm going somewhere with my "girlfriend" (she doesn't exist).

It's gonna be too awkward to speak to colleagues and larp a story. I larped to one colleague last month I went to Italy with my "girlfriend" and a month later I told another colleague I've never been to Italy and my Italian girlfriend wants to take me there. I'm gonna get caught fr. I just can't handle the office talk when people talk about their partners and I can't relate whatsoever so I have to larp stories - and remember them.

Terrible.

 

[Deleted member 20370]

lame-o

 

[Deleted member 26824]

It‘s really not that hard to find a girl aslongest you look somewhat human

 

[SecularIslamist]

It‘s really not that hard to find a girl aslongest you look somewhat human

How about me

 

[Deleted member 26824]

How about me
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This isn‘t you first of all lmao, i keep seeing the pic since 2022.

Even this fuck could get a girl

 

[SecularIslamist]

Even this fuck could get a girl

No fucking way he gets a girl using OLD that's not a landwhale, burns victim or bot.

A million swipes in he still wouldn't.

 

[Deleted member 26824]

No fucking way he gets a girl using OLD that's not a landwhale, burns victim or bot.

A million swipes in he still wouldn't.

Dont use dating apps. Literally instagram, boom she has normal range followers, talk to her, meet, fuck up, try again, „it worked!“, sex, she cheats on you, you become miserable, you kill yourself

 

[OhSeeDeeCel]

It's over for me

 

[SecularIslamist]

Why are you even alive?

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[The Grinch]

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Yeah you’re totally ignoring me by replying to my post. I feel so ignored

 

[SecularIslamist]

Bump

 

[deadmanwalking]

Why larp just tell them you are an incel planning to shoot up the whole workplace. Never lie bro!

 

[robtical]

How about me
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is that really you

 

[SecularIslamist]

is that really you

Yes

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I'm gonna take the day off work and larp I'm going somewhere with my "girlfriend" (she doesn't exist).

It's gonna be too awkward to speak to colleagues and larp a story. I larped to one colleague last month I went to Italy with my "girlfriend" and a month later I told another colleague I've never been to Italy and my Italian girlfriend wants to take me there. I'm gonna get caught fr. I just can't handle the office talk when people talk about their partners and I can't relate whatsoever so I have to larp stories - and remember them.

I was gonna say “why do you care who tf would ask you that shit?” But then remembered you’re 30 and at that age it is a bit odd to not have a GF. So yeah jsut larp

 

[SecularIslamist]

I was gonna say “why do you care who tf would ask you that shit?” But then remembered you’re 30 and at that age it is a bit odd to not have a GF. So yeah jsut larp

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[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

This isn‘t you first of all lmao, i keep seeing the pic since 2022.

Even this fuck could get a girl

Bullshit

 

[robtical]

Yes

the girl you posted is not your looksmatch then. its just facially. bodywise u dont look good too. bad proportions

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

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Either way @ that age it’s expected. My closes buddies know im MGTOW/incel so they don’t bother asking such questions and I just tell the truth to other people, that I don’t like women. Very simple

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Im one step ahead by not working

 

[SecularIslamist]

the girl you posted is not your looksmatch then. its just facially. bodywise u dont look good too. bad proportions

Looksmatched.

 

[robtical]

Looksmatched.
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I don't think so at all. Can i make thread n ask?

 

[SecularIslamist]

I don't think so at all. Can i make thread n ask?

Yes. I would say I even mog her.

 

[robtical]

Yes. I would say I even mog her.