need advice (no corny shit)

[sladeorg]

I hv got this girl coming over to my place next week and shes sleeping over aswell
I need to make sure I secure the bag and crush by any means necessary (non-violent or forceful in any way)
bit ironic asking on this forum
but I need some dark edgy advice (sounds corny ik)

 

[Recession.]

what r u on the psl scale

 

[vision_n]

netflix and chill
should happen naturally

 

[sladeorg]

what r u on the psl scale

irrelevant if shes literally coming over to my place and voluntarily sleeping over
she clearly likes me

 

[GGG_THE_GOAT]

why the fuck do you need dark and edgy advice u retard
if she is coming over then u have already secured it mostly
legit just netflix and chill. see if she leans or keeps getting closers to you. and at some point, when talking for example and both are looking into each others eyes, escelate a kiss

 

[sladeorg]

netflix and chill
should happen naturally

worst part is I havent got netflix
the household thing got me locked out
its over

 

[King.epstein]

I hv got this girl coming over to my place next week and shes sleeping over aswell
I need to make sure I secure the bag and crush by any means necessary (non-violent or forceful in any way)
bit ironic asking on this forum
but I need some dark edgy advice (sounds corny ik)

thats a good question

 

[notamonLTNsub5]

worst part is I havent got netflix
the household thing got me locked out
its over

cineby.app

make sure you already have the movie up and ask her what movies she likes in advance

 

[sladeorg]

cineby.app

make sure you already have the movie up and ask her what movies she likes in advance

fucking goat man
appreciate it

 

[hej1377]

If shes already coming over to sleepover she already likes you enough so you dont need to stress it

Just ger enough sleep the night before so you wont be a fucking retard and maybe some cialis

 

[sladeorg]

If shes already coming over to sleepover she already likes you enough so you dont need to stress it

Just ger enough sleep the night before so you wont be a fucking retard and maybe some cialis

cialis good rec
I suspect I might hv trouble getting my dick up from chronic masturbation

 

[stacyworshipper]

Add some progynova to her food

 

[johan_af]

Not clearly she js can be playing

irrelevant if shes literally coming over to my place and voluntarily sleeping over
she clearly likes me

 

[yochico_yojordan]

I hv got this girl coming over to my place next week and shes sleeping over aswell
I need to make sure I secure the bag and crush by any means necessary (non-violent or forceful in any way)
bit ironic asking on this forum
but I need some dark edgy advice (sounds corny ik)

don't listen to any dark edgy advice given on this forum, if you act based on instructions it will look scripted and feel forced. you've already said it will happen naturally, so i would worry more about making her enjoy it so you have more opportunities

Spoiler: nsfw

foreplay is essential, will make her finish faster. when you're making out with her start undressing her and rubbing her clit (thing above the hole) and then when shes wet slip a finger in. Slip 2. Go as deep as possible, and curl your fingers. curl and uncurl, or you can keep them curl and go back and forth, whatever she likes more. When you're fucking her, don't stay silent, kinda makes you look ND, at least breathe heavily so she thinks you're having a good time and maybe say something "you're so hot" or whatever dark edgy shit you're thinking. Spank her lightly and see how she reacts. Doggystyle, cowgirl, and missionary are your best friends.