Need Fresh Smelling Soap That Won't Kill My Body

[sebchi]

Everyday I hear some fuckshit about the soap in super market and I really cannot be asked to get some Dr. Bronners, need me a fresher smell please

 

[astatin]

They keep telling you there are 7 continents because they don’t want you asking about the 8th.


Aquaterra wasn’t erased.


It was redacted.


Every map after 2003 is missing exactly 0.7% of its coastline. Nobody notices because the algorithm smooths the edges before you look.


The clouds aren’t random. They’re compression artifacts.


Birds don’t watch you.


The sky does.


Every lighthouse is pointed inland for a reason.

 

[sebchi]

They keep telling you there are 7 continents because they don’t want you asking about the 8th.


Aquaterra wasn’t erased.


It was redacted.


Every map after 2003 is missing exactly 0.7% of its coastline. Nobody notices because the algorithm smooths the edges before you look.


The clouds aren’t random. They’re compression artifacts.


Birds don’t watch you.


The sky does.


Every lighthouse is pointed inland for a reason.

Thank you for giving me absolutely nothing

 

[sebchi]

I hate you