Need help with Resume/Being Social [HIGH IQ'S GTFIH]

[proxxyy11]

my brother's friend is essentially giving me a free internship. but i have to send my resume over to him. i have my resume completed, and my brother gave me his number to text him.

what do i say for it to not be awkward and to send my resume as quickly as possible? i'm genuinely not sure. i'm very very stuck.

 

[Qeiea]

Just greet them over text and send forward the resume. Biggest fail would be if you sent it to a wrong number. You cannot be this anxious to text someone

 

[proxxyy11]

Just greet them over text and send forward the resume. Biggest fail would be if you sent it to a wrong number. You cannot be this anxious to text someone

pretty sure i'm autistic, wtf am i supposed to say bro

 

[theyounglion]

simple greeting attach resume

 

[Qeiea]

pretty sure i'm autistic, wtf am i supposed to say bro

You don't even have to say anything really apart from greet, maybe introduce yourself as the friend of your friend, whom is looking for an internship and then forward the resume

 

[proxxyy11]

simple greeting attach resume

Hey ___! This is ___, ___'s brother. He mentioned I should reach out about a potential internship opportunity, so I wanted to introduce myself and send over my resume.


Good or no? not sure, might be too needy

 

[proxxyy11]

Hey ___! This is ___, ___'s brother. He mentioned I should reach out about a potential internship opportunity, so I wanted to introduce myself and send over my resume.


Good or no? not sure, might be too needy

@Qeiea

 

[Qeiea]

Hey ___! This is ___, ___'s brother. He mentioned I should reach out about a potential internship opportunity, so I wanted to introduce myself and send over my resume.


Good or no? not sure, might be too needy

Perfect. Not too needy and straight to the point. Interviewers usually hate reading through paragraphs of text. This is more than fine

 

[proxxyy11]

Perfect. Not too needy and straight to the point. Interviewers usually hate reading through paragraphs of text. This is more than fine

ty bro gonna send that, i also sent it a bit late. right now it's 12 AM where i'm from, so should i schedule the text for like 4 am to make it seem like I wake up hella early?

 

[BeanCelll]

Hey ___! This is ___, ___'s brother. He mentioned I should reach out about a potential internship opportunity, so I wanted to introduce myself and send over my resume.


Good or no? not sure, might be too needy

I was about to write borderline this exact same shit it looks fine yeah maybe a thanks for your time at the end or something but that's about it

 

[Qeiea]

ty bro gonna send that, i also sent it a bit late. right now it's 12 AM where i'm from, so should i schedule the text for like 4 am to make it seem like I wake up hella early?

Yeah wait until morning, and maybe 5. 4am is perfomative

 

[proxxyy11]

I was about to write borderline this exact same shit it looks fine yeah maybe a thanks for your time at the end or something but that's about it

bet

 

[proxxyy11]

Yeah wait until morning, and maybe 5. 4am is perfomative

okok tysm

 

[dollㅤ]

my brother's friend is essentially giving me a free internship. but i have to send my resume over to him. i have my resume completed, and my brother gave me his number to text him.

what do i say for it to not be awkward and to send my resume as quickly as possible? i'm genuinely not sure. i'm very very stuck.

Nigger use some. Claude AI or a resume template from a university. Look at people's resumes of your age. Stop being a retard

 

[h76]

You guys are over complicating the fuck out of this

 

[Qeiea]

okok tysm

Np godspeed with it

 

[proxxyy11]

Nigger use some. Claude AI or a resume template from a university. Look at people's resumes of your age. Stop being a retard

already did that for my resume, AI is pretty autistic when figuring out how to text someone, so I wanted get ideas from actual people

also ethnic profile rope

 

[Qeiea]

You guys are over complicating the fuck out of this

This even had me stressing while at work myself lmfao

 

[proxxyy11]

This even had me stressing while at work myself lmfao

LMAOO

 

[dollㅤ]

already did that for my resume, AI is pretty autistic when figuring out how to text someone, so I wanted get ideas from actual people

also ethnic profile rope

Why do you need help texting someone you are a retard

This ethnic girl mogs you and your family tree.

1750 Chess Elo but can't figure out a text. I will rape your ass in a chess match right now. Hop on

 

[proxxyy11]

Why do you need help texting someone you are a retard

bc it's a professional yet casual setting and i'm lwk autistic, so idk what that exactly entails.

This ethnic girl mogs you and your family tree.

jeet so capped at lmtn

1750 Chess Elo but can't figure out a text. I will rape your ass in a chess match right now. Hop on

send lichess link rn fag

 

[Hollywood]

ty bro gonna send that, i also sent it a bit late. right now it's 12 AM where i'm from, so should i schedule the text for like 4 am to make it seem like I wake up hella early?

Probably not 4am bro, that's like antisocial hours.

Send it at 7-8am, shows you respect their need for sleep, but are also up at a reasonable hour for business

 

[proxxyy11]

Probably not 4am bro, that's like antisocial hours.

Send it at 7-8am, shows you respect their need for sleep, but are also up at a reasonable hour for business

oops, scheduled it for 5 am. is that a bad time? i can change it if needed tho

 

[proxxyy11]

nigga ran away jfl @dollㅤ

 

[Hollywood]

oops, scheduled it for 5 am. is that a bad time? i can change it if needed tho

Yeah change it to 7/8am bro

Shows better respect for his work / life balance, you might be an early riser, but he may not be, and he might not be impressed by a 5am text if it wakes him up

 

[dollㅤ]

bc it's a professional yet casual setting and i'm lwk autistic, so idk what that exactly entails.


jeet so capped at lmtn


send lichess link rn fag

Even real autists know that looks aren't completely racial. But nice bait.

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[proxxyy11]

Yeah change it to 7/8am bro

Shows better respect for his work / life balance, you might be an early riser, but he may not be, and he might not be impressed by a 5am text if it wakes him up

bet

 

[dollㅤ]

nigga ran away jfl @dollㅤ

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