Need ideas for ordering bathmate

[Uncle Dinky]

I need to order Bathmate I'm fucking 5.5 inches basically unusable but if my parents find out I will be reduced to a stain on the sidewalk. It's around Christmas time so I could say it's a Christmas present and they can't see it (I live at my parents house and they will most likely see the package) but I might also be able to order it to arrive at my grandparents and yoink it from the porch. But then again they have a Ring doorbell. Also if they opened it they would probably have a heart attack and fucking die at the sight of a penis pump. What do you fellas think I should do

 

[Uncle Dinky]

Bump

 

[Deleted member 91301]

Just order to abandoned building

 

[silently_said]

order it to an amazon locker

 

[Uncle Dinky]

Just order to abandoned building

Oh shit that actually works?

 

[Deleted member 91301]

Oh shit that actually works?

Why wouldn't it

 

[Uncle Dinky]

Why wouldn't it

I figured the delivery person would think the address was put in wrong and drive away

 

[Uncle Dinky]

order it to an amazon locker

Thank you

 

[Deleted member 91301]

I figured the delivery person would think the address was put in wrong and drive away

Just tell him to leave it there or be there when he arrives

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Just order to abandoned building

High iq asf