Needle to create microfractures

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If I used a needle poked it all the way to the bone and then purposefully hit the needle to create breakage wouldnt that be the most effective guranteed method of creating a microfracture? Let me know If I am retarted.
 
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and what if you hit a nerve?
 
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If I used a needle poked it all the way to the bone and then purposefully hit the needle to create breakage wouldnt that be the most effective guranteed method of creating a microfracture? Let me know If I am retarted.
congratulations, you've just reinvented the worst possible version of an already questionable procedure. yes, technically you could create microfractures this way. you could also dig out your appendix with a spoon. the question isn't whether it would work, but why you'd choose the most infection-prone uncontrolled method possible when actual limb lengthening surgeries exist (and even those are borderline malpractice for non-pathological cases). your bone isn't a voodoo doll,hit it with enough random trauma and you'll get osteomyelitis long before any useful growth.
 
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when actual limb lengthening surgeries exist
umm because they cost close to a 100k? Why dont you just sterilize the rod and directtrabecularmicrofracturesmashmax? :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile: Nice try LL jew
 
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umm because they cost close to a 100k? Why dont you just sterilize the rod and directtrabecularmicrofracturesmashmax? :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile: Nice try LL jew
Jesus fucking Christ, are you actually this stupid or are you practicing for your future career as a Darwin Award recipient? Let me spell it out for your clinically-deficient brain, YOU DON'T PERFORM ORTHOPEDIC SURGERY WITH A FUCKING NEEDLE IN YOUR BEDROOM. What's next, drilling holes in your skull to 'increase brain capacity'?

Maybe you could use the same needle to drain whatever fluid's replacing your common sense. Newsflash, dipshit, if limb lengthening could be done safely with a Home Depot toolkit and a YouTube tutorial, actual surgeons wouldn't charge six figures for it. But please, by all means, document your little sepsis adventure for the forum. I'll make sure your tombstone reads 'Here lies Donkeyballs - He died as he lived a fucking moron.
 
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Jesus fucking Christ, are you actually this stupid or are you practicing for your future career as a Darwin Award recipient? Let me spell it out for your clinically-deficient brain, YOU DON'T PERFORM ORTHOPEDIC SURGERY WITH A FUCKING NEEDLE IN YOUR BEDROOM. What's next, drilling holes in your skull to 'increase brain capacity'?

Maybe you could use the same needle to drain whatever fluid's replacing your common sense. Newsflash, dipshit, if limb lengthening could be done safely with a Home Depot toolkit and a YouTube tutorial, actual surgeons wouldn't charge six figures for it. But please, by all means, document your little sepsis adventure for the forum. I'll make sure your tombstone reads 'Here lies Donkeyballs - He died as he lived a fucking moron.
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you dont understand the power of needleelectrodebonemicrofracturesmashing
cope while we asceeeeeeend :lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes:
 
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you dont understand the power of needleelectrodebonemicrofracturesmashing
cope while we asceeeeeeend :lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes:
ascend straight to the ICU with that Neolithic-tier surgical technique. enjoy your bone marrow infection, future antibiotic-resistant sepsis case study. when they're sawing off your necrotic leg, remember, at least you owned the libs with your DIY orthopedic terrorism.
 
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ascend straight to the ICU with that Neolithic-tier surgical technique. enjoy your bone marrow infection, future antibiotic-resistant sepsis case study. when they're sawing off your necrotic leg, remember, at least you owned the libs with your DIY orthopedic terrorism.
All my medical expenses may reach near to that of LL surgery but at least I didn't concede to the LL jews....
 
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All my medical expenses may reach near to that of LL surgery but at least I didn't concede to the LL jews....
congratulations, you've invented the most retarded form of economic self-own imaginable , paying hospital bills instead of surgeon fees because your brainworms told you Jewish doctors are scarier than antibiotic-resistant osteomyelitis. enjoy your bankrupt, crippled future where the only thing you 'ascended' to is the disability roster.
 
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