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My wife and I were having an argument about an hour ago. I was loudly scolding her when there was a knock at the door. I opened it and there was an old white woman standing there. She asked, "Is there a problem?" She had this authorive smirk on her face like she was expecting me to go out of my way to explain myself or some shit. I smirked back at her and said "If there was it wouldn't be any of your business." She responded "I'll just call the police then." and started walking away. I said "Call them.......CUNT!" then curtly shut the door.
After that I loudly roasted her in my living room, talking to my wife. The walls are very thin here so I know she could hear it. I said, "Old Hansel and Grettle looking bitch. Get back to watching wheel of fortune with your decrepit looking ass........"
About 20 minutes later the police rolled up. My wife was in a tizzy worried and I told her not to worry. I've coached her about a thousand times on dealing with the police, their interrogation tactics, and how to never give them any unnecessary information.
When the police got there I answered the door. The cop said he was there for me. I stepped outside and told him I know. I told him that my wife and I were just having an argument when some old lady knocked on our door. I told him how I responded to her, saying to her that if there was a problem it wouldn't be any of her business and to call the police if she liked. He then asked if it would be alright if he came in. I told him no. Then he asked if he could see my wife to make sure she was alright. I called her to come out. She came out and reiterated what I already told him. The cop said that he understands and he's married too. He then asked if he could get our information and I cut him off saying, "We'd rather not give you our ID's if we don't have to. I mean, are we gonna get arrested if we don't? I just don't want you putting our names through your system." He said, "Well I can't force you to if you don't want to. But she looks like she's alright. Anyways the lady just didn't like your response. But take care." Then he left.
White women in America. They're used to men explaining themselves to them hahaha. Get the fuck outta here!
@Gengar’s Ghost
@BigJimsWornOutTires
@romanstock
@IronMike
@MyDreamIsToBe183CM
After that I loudly roasted her in my living room, talking to my wife. The walls are very thin here so I know she could hear it. I said, "Old Hansel and Grettle looking bitch. Get back to watching wheel of fortune with your decrepit looking ass........"
About 20 minutes later the police rolled up. My wife was in a tizzy worried and I told her not to worry. I've coached her about a thousand times on dealing with the police, their interrogation tactics, and how to never give them any unnecessary information.
When the police got there I answered the door. The cop said he was there for me. I stepped outside and told him I know. I told him that my wife and I were just having an argument when some old lady knocked on our door. I told him how I responded to her, saying to her that if there was a problem it wouldn't be any of her business and to call the police if she liked. He then asked if it would be alright if he came in. I told him no. Then he asked if he could see my wife to make sure she was alright. I called her to come out. She came out and reiterated what I already told him. The cop said that he understands and he's married too. He then asked if he could get our information and I cut him off saying, "We'd rather not give you our ID's if we don't have to. I mean, are we gonna get arrested if we don't? I just don't want you putting our names through your system." He said, "Well I can't force you to if you don't want to. But she looks like she's alright. Anyways the lady just didn't like your response. But take care." Then he left.
White women in America. They're used to men explaining themselves to them hahaha. Get the fuck outta here!
@Gengar’s Ghost
@BigJimsWornOutTires
@romanstock
@IronMike
@MyDreamIsToBe183CM
