Nervous af for my slay tonight

[dimocel]

I need tips this is my first time slaying a girl from tinder, I need a step by step plan please help me. Tag known slayers

 

[Sub->CL]

cut her legs off

 

[avena]

just fuck her like a bvll
Imagine urself being me and u’ll get a dopamine rush

 

[Sulfuras]

@Sulfuras

 

[Absurdist]

@Sulfuras

* @Absurdist

 

[Sulfuras]

I need tips this is my first time slaying a girl from tinder, I need a step by step plan please help me. Tag known slayers

@Sulfuras

yea man, just got full on american psycho on her ass
hatchet and everything. girls love serial killers trust

 

[dimocel]

just fuck her like a bvll
Imagine urself being me and u’ll get a dopamine rush

Nigga I’m asking how do I get to the slaying part. I’m picking her up, going back to my house and then what just bring her to my bed jfl I’ve barely talked to her, I’ll need to be drunk or something for my inhibition

 

[amisci]

Just do black face and pretend to be an Aryan BVLL

 

[dimocel]

yea man, just got full on american psycho on her ass
hatchet and everything. girls love serial killers trust

Awful advice bhai

 

[amisci]

Nigga I’m asking how do I get to the slaying part. I’m picking her up, going back to my house and then what just bring her to my bed jfl I’ve barely talked to her, I’ll need to be drunk or something for my inhibition

Be forceful nigga

 

[avena]

Nigga I’m asking how do I get to the slaying part. I’m picking her up, going back to my house and then what just bring her to my bed jfl I’ve barely talked to her, I’ll need to be drunk or something for my inhibition

touch her thigh and slowly move to her pussy if she wants to fuck she’ll let u do it

 

[Sulfuras]

Awful advice bhai

worked for me

 

[Zaied]

Nigga I’m asking how do I get to the slaying part. I’m picking her up, going back to my house and then what just bring her to my bed jfl I’ve barely talked to her, I’ll need to be drunk or something for my inhibition

Try to flirt with her get a movie where the mc kiss a girl then take your chance

 

[Absurdist]

hatchet and everything. girls love serial killers trust

not even a joke. they actually do.

i know a few girls who go crazy over joe goldberg.

 

[dimocel]

Try to flirt with her get a movie where the mc kiss a girl then take your chance

Okay okay this is good advice. Anymore tips? Also don’t you think a movie is too long?

 

[Sulfuras]

touch her thigh and slowly move to her pussy if she wants to fuck she’ll let u do it

if she wants to? nah, it's IF HE wants to

 

[dimocel]

not even a joke. they actually do.

i know a few girls who go crazy over joe goldberg.

Yeah but I look like shit compared to him

 

[HappyChud]

bad place to ask this nigger

 

[dimocel]

if she wants to? nah, it's IF HE wants to

I’m getting pussy tonight nobody is stopping me

 

[Absurdist]

Yeah but I look like shit compared to him

fairs

 

[dimocel]

bad place to ask this nigger

You guys are all I have

 

[Sulfuras]

not even a joke. they actually do.

i know a few girls who go crazy over joe goldberg.

cuz he mogs
and because women are retarded

 

[avena]

if she wants to? nah, it's IF HE wants to

do you want him to become a registered sex offender nigga

 

[fraudedltn__]

just fuck her like a bvll
Imagine urself being me and u’ll get a dopamine rush

nigga what

 

[dimocel]

touch her thigh and slowly move to her pussy if she wants to fuck she’ll let u do it

That’s a good method I have done it with girls I know before not some random bitch, i need to get her in my bed somehow

 

[Zaied]

Okay okay this is good advice. Anymore tips? Also don’t you think a movie is too long?

I don't know try to make her watch some video and in the video they kiss then kiss her or something idk

 

[dimocel]

I don't know try to make her watch some video and in the video they kiss then kiss her or something idk

Okay fuck I’ll try that I guess

 

[avena]

That’s a good method I have done it with girls I know before not some random bitch, i need to get her in my bed somehow

nigga just do some stuff with her, eventually when shes into it laughing and shit do that

 

[HappyChud]

You guys are all I have

that's not ideal bhai, make some friends or contacts

 

[Sulfuras]

do you want him to become a registered sex offender nigga

only way that happens is if he lets her leave the apartment

 

[dimocel]

Be forceful nigga

Nga I ain’t trying to catch a case

 

[dimocel]

that's not ideal bhai, make some friends or contacts

My irls that think I’m nd af are all khhv

 

[LeonardMariana]

I need tips this is my first time slaying a girl from tinder, I need a step by step plan please help me. Tag known slayers

Just become the bvll i know you are dinocel

 

[avena]

only way that happens is if he lets her leave the apartment

this isn’t the 80s where he’d get away with shit like this

 

[Zaied]

Okay fuck I’ll try that I guess

Try to make some horny shitty jokes you get it?

 

[Absurdist]

cuz he mogs
and because women are retarded

yeah bro me and joe goldberg mog like crazy.

 

[dimocel]

Just become the bvll i know you are dinocel

Nigga I look like a cuck

 

[dimocel]

Try to make some horny shitty jokes you get it?

I might just pick her up and instantly start calling her a bad whore that only submits to my cock maybe that should work

 

[donald joe]

I need tips this is my first time slaying a girl from tinder, I need a step by step plan please help me. Tag known slayers

your probably trolling but just be yourself put a good cologne on and style your hair and you’re good to go

 

[Sulfuras]

this isn’t the 80s where he’d get away with shit like this

that's a you problem, get ya knowledge up, not ya college up
idk

 

[dimocel]

your probably trolling but just be yourself put a good cologne on and style your hair and you’re good to go

No I’m not trolling I’ll @ u in the proof hold on. But otherwise give advice for how to get her in my fucking bed my heart is pounding I have 6 hours left

 

[Sulfuras]

Nigga I look like a cuck

you are only if you say you are
cucks don't fuck, and neither will you if you call yourself tha
just like the guy at the start said, just imagine you are me for the night and you will slay ezpez

 

[dimocel]

you are only if you say you are
cucks don't fuck, and neither will you if you call yourself tha
just like the guy at the start said, just imagine you are me for the night and you will slay ezpez

Okay nigga I guess

 

[Sulfuras]

No I’m not trolling I’ll @ u in the proof hold on. But otherwise give advice for how to get her in my fucking bed my heart is pounding I have 6 hours left

you got alcohol at home?

 

[dimocel]

you got alcohol at home?

I might have something, but I went on a 3 month booze binge when I was super depressed a few months ago and wanted to kill myself so I ran out

 

[avena]

yo on some real shit shes not coming over to “know you” bro otherwise she’d ask for a date somewhere else she wants ur dick

 

[DysgenicArtery]

touch her thigh and slowly move to her pussy if she wants to fuck she’ll let u do it

Are you niggas trying to get his bitch ass locked up?


My spirit almost came out while reading ts

 

[Sulfuras]

yo on some real shit shes not coming over to “know you” bro otherwise she’d ask for a date somewhere else she wants ur dick

true, the biggest thing you need to worry about tonight is not how to slay it's how to not fuck up your almost guranteed slay

 

[dimocel]

@Amnesia @ICXCLuvr Help me you guys are the only ones who I can think of at the top of my head

 

[ICXCLuvr]

@Amnesia @ICXCLuvr Help me you guys are the only ones who I can think of at the top of my head

have fun